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Catherine Zeta Jones twink son Dylan Michael Douglas.

He is on the red carpet with Mommy. It's creepy that CZJ decided to let the boobs hang out in front of junior.

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by Anonymousreply 52December 13, 2022 11:40 PM

Catherine's tits look great for their age!

by Anonymousreply 1December 7, 2022 7:19 AM

"It's creepy that CZJ decided to let the boobs hang out in front of junior."

As the former teenage son of a woman who wore a lot of evening gowns in the 70s, it means pretty much nothing.

Now when my dad wore a low cut evening gown, that was embarassing... especially when he didn't have time to get waxed.

by Anonymousreply 2December 7, 2022 7:37 AM

OP, please. The son has sucked on those tits! Or were you fed through the trough, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3December 7, 2022 7:41 AM

he is giving me Lee Dawson vibes - slutty dark haired pale bottom, which is a fav of mine.....

by Anonymousreply 4December 7, 2022 7:45 AM

Based on that clip, I don't like him. He seems phony (maybe he was just nervous?), and reminds me a bit of Corey Feldman...which skeeves me out.

by Anonymousreply 5December 7, 2022 7:46 AM

She's only 5 years older than him.

by Anonymousreply 6December 7, 2022 7:48 AM

Michael Douglas couldn't make it. It was spiced pudding night at the nursing home.

by Anonymousreply 7December 7, 2022 7:57 AM

So blessed to have given birth as a mere teenaged girl, giving positive energy that he will win an Oscar at 21, too!

by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2022 8:13 AM

(2:40 mark) Here is Dylan flaming a couple of weeks ago in his gold womens choker. You can see why they put him in a suit yesterday because when he dresses himself he goes flamboyant.

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by Anonymousreply 9December 7, 2022 8:30 AM

He reminds me of Tom Cruise in full PR mode

by Anonymousreply 10December 7, 2022 8:32 AM

Cut or uncut, though?

CZJ was from Wales, maybe, she wanted to keep him uncut.

by Anonymousreply 11December 7, 2022 8:36 AM

Surely the perennially youthful CZJ has not resorted to badly done face work? Why she can’t be more than 34.

by Anonymousreply 12December 7, 2022 9:12 AM

During the son's comments, he often glances down at his mother's cleavage, but I would too, how can you not? Cat has them on full display for everyone to see, and they look great. If she was completely topless, that wouldn't bother me either, I'm a sex positive individual, nudity is no big deal, it's a natural thing...

by Anonymousreply 13December 7, 2022 9:24 AM

Meh, he seems like a douche, but considering the other son is a tatted up former convict, it could be worse (He could be a Dylan Haze "Daze", if you will).

by Anonymousreply 14December 7, 2022 9:48 AM

I won't criticize him as he's young, has just 3 *very* modest IMDB credits, and the spawn of Douglas and Jones. Michael Douglas always struck me as a man who seems never to have had an original thought or an unscripted insight. There's not much there there (though he was fairly perfect in a favorite film, Wonder Boys.) CZJ, though... It's been years since I've seen her face let alone heard her voice thoughts. She's painfully stupid and that doesn't begin to compare to her vanity. Is she a life coach for those horrible "Real Housewives of..." series?

Just seeing and listening to the guy's mother for mere seconds,he'll have to go out of his way to be an asshole before I criticize him. I wouldn't wish his mother on anyone.

by Anonymousreply 15December 7, 2022 10:17 AM

I ended up on his IG a year or so ago. He seems like a decent kid. He and his sister are very close which is nice. He goes to Brown.

I get it, as bitter homosexuals, it’s our duty to tear people down, but I can think of a thousand other people who are worthy of scorn before this one.

by Anonymousreply 16December 7, 2022 10:36 AM

He seems like a good kid so I don’t get OP’s disdain. But CZJ sounds really drunk at the link above and he is very nice towards his mother.

by Anonymousreply 17December 7, 2022 10:55 AM

What a freak of nature!

How does a glamorous 25-year-old starlet have an adult child?!

by Anonymousreply 18December 7, 2022 11:31 AM

I've always found his father quite homely and have been baffled how he was one of the biggest leading men of the '80s. He looks more like his mother. Her ducky lip is cute on him.

by Anonymousreply 19December 7, 2022 11:32 AM

I think he looks fine and young and sexy in his sassy hair and gold chocker. The look some cranky gramps above claims is flaming. He doesn't flame at all. Just a 20 year old, gay or straight or bi. Hope he's having fun at Brown. It helps to be rich and good looking there.

by Anonymousreply 20December 7, 2022 11:38 AM

As fort he choker - some addled oldsters are unaware of current fashion. They are still in their Fruit of the Loom briefs.

by Anonymousreply 21December 7, 2022 1:31 PM

Agreed that he comes off as very earnest (to the point of being kind of a nerd) in his Instagram. Both their kids seem nice and smart (and very cute) - whatever nanny they hired did a great job.

by Anonymousreply 22December 7, 2022 1:42 PM

He looks like Tig Notaro in those choker photos.

by Anonymousreply 23December 7, 2022 2:39 PM

Dylan should have donned the always fabulous Barbara Bush pearls.

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by Anonymousreply 24December 7, 2022 2:56 PM

What a whorey slut jones is, why have your tits on display at a Disney event? Are you that desperate dear?

by Anonymousreply 25December 7, 2022 3:04 PM

She is very young and still learning.

by Anonymousreply 26December 7, 2022 3:06 PM

"I've always found his father quite homely"

He had a pleasant look. Grew-up watching him on the very entertaining "The Streets of San Francisco". He kept his looks into the 90s, and has had an awesome career for a movie star's kid.

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by Anonymousreply 27December 7, 2022 3:07 PM

They did a great job with these kids, considering what Michael’s first son was like. Hopefully same happens with RDJ second set of kids.

by Anonymousreply 28December 12, 2022 3:47 AM

She looks sensational. I can well believe she's only 32.

by Anonymousreply 29December 12, 2022 4:03 AM

She does sound drunk!

by Anonymousreply 30December 12, 2022 9:40 AM

Her eyes look terrible. I would have thought she'd have the means to engage the best surgeons, so what happened?

Michael Douglas looked pretty bad for a 46 year old in Basic Instinct.

by Anonymousreply 31December 12, 2022 10:02 AM

She's wearing a CAPE.

Just no.

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by Anonymousreply 32December 12, 2022 11:26 AM

[quote]She does sound drunk!

Indeed she does. I've never paid any attention to the woman, but did she always have that store-bought "Hollywood, dahling!" accent? As if she developed it from long hours of listening to endless tapes of Joan Collins and Elizabeth Taylor (peak 'Cleopatra')? The Welsh bit of her accent seems gone, edged out by this non-specific Hollywood 1960s Jet Set accent.

In this {early 1990s?] clip you can hear that she's from Wales. Now I thought she was impersonating her Morticia Addams character at first.

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by Anonymousreply 33December 12, 2022 1:42 PM

Wow R33 she was a real beauty.

by Anonymousreply 34December 12, 2022 3:43 PM

Should she have quickly donned the nun’s habit she had on hand because her son came over, OP?

by Anonymousreply 35December 12, 2022 3:52 PM

Did she ever date LA monologist Joe Frank?

Joe did a whole series of radio shows on KCRW called the Karma series about his insane relationship with a welsh actress named “Kate.” Apparently Kate was a real person and the Katma series was semi-autobiographical. I’ve always been incredibly curious as to Kate’s identity.

by Anonymousreply 36December 12, 2022 3:57 PM

He seemed snippy to the interviewer, maybe from having to manage his sauced mom.

by Anonymousreply 37December 12, 2022 4:15 PM

Damn, I miss MadTV

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by Anonymousreply 38December 12, 2022 6:18 PM

I fucking love Catherine ZETA Jones stories like reports that she maniacally tap dances in her kitchen, etc. She's a one off.

Loved her in Cocaine Godmother.

by Anonymousreply 39December 13, 2022 6:19 AM

Now, now he was adopted. I'm not that old.

by Anonymousreply 40December 13, 2022 6:21 AM

"Michael banging on the floor and that's NOT a cane..."

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by Anonymousreply 41December 13, 2022 6:28 AM

CZJ is still gorgeous. The weak-chinned twink son is not. I wouldn't even hit that and I'm a whore.

by Anonymousreply 42December 13, 2022 6:42 AM

Is this a popular lesbian 'do?

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by Anonymousreply 43December 13, 2022 6:48 AM

CZJ stills looks better than you probably ever looked in your life OP

by Anonymousreply 44December 13, 2022 6:49 AM

R38 " Michael Douglas' trophy slag". Lmfao!

by Anonymousreply 45December 13, 2022 7:55 AM

I loathe that smarmy Michael Douglas and don't like CZJ. And their daughter looks like a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 46December 13, 2022 7:56 AM

Seriously that girls bitch face is almost as bad as Apple Martin's. Does Douglas still talk to his fucked up druggie son or no?

by Anonymousreply 47December 13, 2022 7:58 AM

He's very average looking and that's the best he's ever gonna look.

He didn't get the good genes.

by Anonymousreply 48December 13, 2022 8:01 AM

He seems like two totally different people in the two clips.

by Anonymousreply 49December 13, 2022 8:12 AM

There is something very off and creepy about Catherine Zeta Jones. I feel sorry for the kid.

by Anonymousreply 50December 13, 2022 8:20 AM

R42 she is absolutely beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 51December 13, 2022 12:14 PM

I'd like CZJ to be my hag. Call me, hun. I'll escort you to the Theatre and Opera.

by Anonymousreply 52December 13, 2022 11:40 PM
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