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Worst Christmas Present You Ever Received

For Secret Santa I got half a jar of Nivea cream with hair in it. 🤮

by Anonymousreply 4December 24, 2022 3:57 PM

My mother bought me The Angry Birds Movie. I was 42.

by Anonymousreply 1December 7, 2022 4:59 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 2December 24, 2022 2:12 AM

A Fuzz-Away--a $5 contraption for shaving fabric pills from sweaters. That's it, nothing else.

by Anonymousreply 3December 24, 2022 3:48 PM

Since this thread is a DL holiday tradition, I'll post what I've posted every year since 2010. As noted previously, not mine but stolen from another board years ago. Kudos to the OP for tons of laughs ...

[quote]My aunt gave me TONS of socks she had knitted. I mean every color, size, shape, some had stars on them. One sock she knitted said "Chocolate Sista" down the damn sock.

And the best reply:

[quote]"Chocolate Sista" might just be my new authenticated name.

[quote]—Balding 55 yr old single homosexual male

by Anonymousreply 4December 24, 2022 3:57 PM
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