Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders delivers some fashion

Governor-elect, OP.

God still has a month to contradict millennia of evidence against his existence by smiting her before she takes office.

Did she lose her sheep?

She looks like she gave up.

Tranny-cowboy chic.

The best fashion tells a story: "I am thrilled to be the deep-fried confections ambassador for the 2023 Arkansas State Fair. In addition to returning favorites fried Twinkies, Oreos, and cheesecake slices, we're introducing funnel cake batter-dipped maple bacon and chocolate Whoopie Pies! Oh, and I'm also the governor."

Category is: NAZI COWGIRL REALNESS

Dyke-adjacent.

(Though that would make her ~somewhat~ more interesting.)

Never mind.

Unfortunate

I wish Mr. Blackwell was alive for comments.

I didn't recognize her. Look at her face! She looks like her dad in drag!!!

Sis chose violence with those shitkicker boots.

Her Dad is more feminine.

Wow - I didn't know Pantaloons were back in fashion!

The guy in the back is staring at her like "Even I wouldn't tap that Little Bo Peep ass."

Fashun

Many of the Twitter comments are DL-worthy!

[quote] What would DL call this look?

Little Harlot on the Prairie.

Fashion Bug on a windshield, OP.

She still looks like a computer generated head created from some pre-historic skull.

Is Hogan Gidley gonna be her press secretary?

She could use some of that smokey eye right about now.

The perfect outfit for milking cows or cleaning out the barn. Yeehaw!

Karaoke night at the Shady Rest

Why does she wear those short dresses? It’s not the first time. That dress is for a teenager. She’s ridiculous.

What’s this hunny? What’s this all about?

Stop undressing me with your eyes!

This is what happens when you build your career on hating gay people.

FASHION TIP FOR SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS:

It's true that vertical lines are slimming... but, not that much.

"Hee Haw" meets Nancy Sinatra.

Big as a House on the Prairie couture

"Hee Haw," except she's less Gunilla Hutton and more Junior Semple.

^ With a soupçon of Lulu Roman

^^And just a splash of Roy Clark.

^ And the faintest whisper of Minnie Pearl.

She needs to throw out even single piece of clothing she owns an hire someone to pull together 15 acceptable outfits for different occasions. And photograph them so she can’t screw them up. And then she needs to schedule hair cuts and color appointments a year in advance.

She looks deranged. She was elected to serve the people of Arkansas, she should show them a little respect. Ffs, her dad was also the governor. She didn’t grow up in a trailer. Wtf is she thinking? This is arrogance. “I can dress myself. I don’t need help.” No, you CAN’T.

Hamhock hoedown

Jesus wept.

Our Friend Julie is her stylist, obviously.

To the untrained eye, it may look like one of her boots is shorter than the other. The truth is one of her elephantine haunches is longer than the other. Like one of her eyeballs, it’s trying to escape.

Cankle-concealing boots with muffin-top concealing country ho-down stripey cake frock.

WTF?

Still her Daddy's little fuck toy.

[quote]She still looks like a computer generated head created from some pre-historic skull.

She’s always been one to show off her knees.

It was the best item in Ross Dress for Less, the primary department store in town.

Dressing for Daddy. In little girl outfits at her age. ( And weight) That is seriously what I see .

I wrote a song for daddeeeee!

This thread is what I love about Datalounge.

Keep 'em comin', gentlemen!

I've got legs for days, people! You ain't see nuthin' yet!

Sarah plain and tall? More like Sarah Fat and fat.

I believe her lies went to her knees.

Her outfit came from the real Dress Barn.

I have to say: she perfectly embodies everything I think about the state of Arkansas.

Minnie Pearl wore it better and Minnie knew how to accessorize.

I can't believe her husband lets her leave the house dressed like that. Isn't he embarrassed?

r56, when the cow's out of the barn, it's hard to get her back in it.

That dress is fucking hideous.

R57- 😆🐮

Those boobs were made for walking.

Deplora Ball, here I come!

[quote] It's true that vertical lines are slimming... but, not that much.

The Huckabee family has always used vertical lines for a slimming effect.

There but for the grace of God go I.

He’s just happy that she left the house R56.

Looks like Elsie the Cow got into a fight with Laura Ingalls Wilder and a visiting $2 prostitute from Conway, Arkansas. A painful look.

What the fuck was she thinking? Even a Hilary pantsuit would have been an improvement sans cowboy boots.

The dress style and pattern is beyond horrible— and the ruffles are a serious affront to the eyes.

That dress... The republican pedophile look.

Don’t make me get the shit bra!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gov Elect Huckabee Sanders was quite corpulent in high school.

She also had a love of musical theater.

Recently she was running out of the house to give a speech when she ripped the pants of yet another one of her Ann Taylor knit separate suits.

“Darn it Sarah, you need to stop ordering two Chik Fila value meals for lunch, one is enough,” she thought to herself.

Running go her closet, the only thing that would cover her gunt was the size 28 dress she wore playing Annie’s sister #3 in her school’s production of “Annie Get Your Gun.”

Having no time to get to Lane Bryant, and knowing her hillbilly constituents would think it is fashion, she threw it on.

She'll earn the title of worst dressed female governor pretty soon.

They want to see their women dressed in little children's clothing.

Remember when she wore this fun, cheerful little number?

We call her Squatch Blossom.

R73- She looks like a fat Big Bird from Sesame Street, lolol. I would pity her if she wasn't a vile fascist.

Hick Hippo Couture

R76- One of us! One of us!

So many kicky little mini-dresses!

I guess sex sells... even in Arkansas!

Death camp nightmare "Iron Boots" Huckabee reports to her shift at Wendy's.

The woman is shaped like a damn sequoia tree! 🌳

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It's a pity that she has lousy legs and they're her best feature.

She looks just like a lumbering bear.

The return of Huckabeast

I still can't get over the horizontal(!) stripes...

R85-; Lord, that is hideous, lol! Obviously this woman has no friends to advise her. What is her diagnosis,,?

Sadly, this is usual attire for God-fearing Christian women in the South involved with the Republican Party. Case in point: the women of Ga. Gov. Kemp’s family. This is but one example of dressing inappropriately.

Baby doll dresses fell out of fashion after the 1960s because women felt they infantilized them and made them appear subordinate to men.

What is the opinion of God-fearing Christian men in the South involved with the Republican Party? The men who are trying to criminalize reproductive rights and cut funding to programs helping families with a single head of household, which is often a woman? That’s your answer.

YIKES!

At least the strips in her frock are vertical and not horizontal.

The guy in the background is quoting another DL thread: “Oh honey no, I refuse to be in a photo with you in that dress.”

She looks like a beached Manatee.

Prairie Dog

[quote]Little Harlot on the Prairie.

Ain’t nothing little about this heifer.

When you’re not sure whether you’re going to a hoedown, or gonna be a ho on a pole.

I thought I'd seen that "dress" before.

Goodwill Last Call Bargin Bin, that pretty much describes that shit-show she's wearing.

Actually, that dress looks more like a donation Goodwill rejected!

That hag is just so damn tacky. She always had been. Is it too much to ask for women to look at least somewhat presentable?

Every piece of women’s clothing in r87 ‘s photo needs to burn in the proverbial grease fire.

She's a Hooterville Whore, Darling.

Someone told her it’s impossible for a woman to look like a transvestite, and she said, “hold my beer”.

She's a Hooterville Whore, Darling.

I'll have you know I am from Pixley. I've been a city girl all my life.

She is Republican?

If Sarah acted, she'd be perfect to play the murderous professor Amy 'Boom Boom' Bishop!

“Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.”

Remember that DL has long suspected her mother, the former First Lady of Arkansas, of being a transwomon.

Where are those two farm animal brothers?

The Huckabee dogs were the most attractive of that family.

JFC. I’m speechless, and that’s rare for me.

Give her a break, she's multitasking, she's competing in a Yodelling Contest afterward.

Hoedown heifer

[quote] What would DL call this look?

TRAGIC.

Omg, she isn't terrible looking but she's dressed like those middle aged white collar, white guys who decide they are a woman. That's how they dress once they transition.

She is ready to break a few chicken necks and go boot scooting after.

R9 I wish Wendy was coherent and Joan Rivers wasn't dead.

Dress looks like something you find on a table at a hoedown.

Who wore it better?

Cracker Barrel chic!

Arkansas chic.

It's what all the fashionable women in Arkansas are wearing.

HuckaBEAST

OK, gentlemen: since you claim to have the best fashion sense EVER, dress this thing up for us.

If you can make THAT look good, then I'll be impressed.

The spirit of this outfit makes me think of this

Family uniform!

She has very masculine energy. Dresses make her look awkward and uncomfortable. She should just wear pantsuits.

Her older brothers appear to be incels. Sarah was their parents' only chance to follow the dad's footsteps in gov't. She didn't have the option of being gay (if she is).

I do give her credit for not dying her hair Republican blonde.

[quote]I do give her credit for not dying her hair Republican blonde.

It appears she made a vague attempt...

She looks like Graham Linehan, only less feminine.

R83

She'll probably stick out like a sore thumb at the National Governors Association meetings because she's probably the most hideous female in that bunch. Kristy Noem the Republicunt governor of South Dakota will probably be shit talking Huckabeast behind her back.

She's gonna be a candy-striper for the blue states.

[quote]She has very masculine energy. Dresses make her look awkward and uncomfortable. She should just wear pantsuits.

Oh, pantsuits are the costume of those she-devils, Kamala & Hilary! But yeah...that dress. Aside from her horrid personality, if she was better styled, she'd at least look like a mean high school principle. But I guess that dress & her hammy legs distracts from her stank face

A mess.

[quot] if she was better styled, she'd at least look like a mean high school principle

Principal? I think you mean cafeteria monitor.

She looks like a waitress at the Pigpen BBQ Emporium.

She looks like she was sexually abused as a child and Daddy's connections to Josh Duggar...

They ran out of white sheets so she had to go with a duvet cover?

She looks like a fifth runner-up for the contest to appear on the "Dogpatch" float in the Jamboree Days Parade.

Meaning too big for the float.

She should never wear dresses shorter than tea length. Short skirts emphasize her football player legs.

Lying piece of shit has no right to an elite elected official.

[quote]They want to see their women dressed in little children's clothing.

It's more than that. They don't want women who look like feminists or "bitches." So they need to look sexually available, or extremely domestic, or somewhat infantilized. This is why so few conservative women have hair shorter than shoulder length, why they never wear pantsuits (like that lesbo bitch Hillary), and why they always show a lot of leg. Google "tradfem."

Sarah Huckabee's wardrobe reflects all of this; the sheath of long hair, the attempts at "frilly" dresses, the visible knees. No stylist trying to flatter her looks with wardrobe and styling choices would advice these looks for her because they are clearly not flattering styles for a woman like her, but it's not about making her look good. It's about checking a bunch of boxes so she fits the mold of a "feminine," traditional conservative woman.

Strong women are threatening to conservative men. They have to look like "babes" or moms or literal children to pass their acceptability tests.

I love that man’s face. Hahaaaaa!

Does she know they can probably find one in her size?

She looks like a first-year linebacker for the NFL who is getting hazed by the veterans and has to wear that outfit.

Don’t worry, it’s only rookie fun.

There are so many things to disqualify her. Her shitty style is a distraction

She looks like the woman Stefonknee wishes to become when she grows up.

Two legs good!

She needs to go to Mother Pence for style advice.

Henrietta 🦛

First thing I thought of...

Hee Haw trashy Daisy Mae...

A Ho at the Hoe Down.

At least she's not wearing a tan suit!

Hee Haw realness, baby!

It's nice when the truly demented put their demented inside on the outside for all to see.

I wonder how the gays up in Eureka Springs feel about this. They probably call her anything we think of times 10.

Lesbian vibe so strong it could pull a UHaul.

Let's not forget this sexy little number.

Another one of her beautiful outfits.

She wears gunny sacks well....it suits her.

Dress Barn's newest fascion for the barn-worthy.

After reading this thread, I read some articles about the "trad-fem/trad-wife" movement as a means to explain her Large Marge on the Prairie fashion choices. Scary stuff - White Nationalism for girls!

I live in a town with a lot of evangelicals & the dress of the girls borders on Mennonite territory. Granted, they're not as ugly as Sarah, but it explains the long hair & prairie dress disasters.

She was elected?!

R158 Those gals usually wear modest long or midi dresses, not the thigh-baring terror out Sarah, Plain and Tall, is wearing. She needs a stylist stat!!!

Was Sarah Plain and Not Small addressing the Harper Valley PTA?

Governor Sanders?

Governor NASTY!

Farmers Almanac centerfold

Oh give her a break. She was headed to a cloggin' competition after that speech.

She needs a Minnie Pearl hat.

She needs a burqa.

[quote] Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders delivers some fashion

I’d prefer if she didn’t.

Lesbian comedian Karen Ripley: I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, 'Who's the dyke in the dress?'

She needs a head transplant.

She could have at least ironed her prairie dress @ R155. It looks like it was in a pile of rumbled clothes....only to be pulled out and put on.

The people of Arkansas deserve everything they get by electing this she-beast swamp creature as their governor. God, what a bunch of imbeciles.

Where’s the rest of the mattress?

lol

That man seated to her left is staring at her legs and wondering 'dafuq am I looking at?'

Mee maw dress up special.

My god she dresses terribly.

They are locking down all the drapes and bedspreads at the governor’s mansion.

She really is one of those creatures where the ugly outside reflects the ugly inside (Ted Cruz being another one).

OH WOW!

If only she had a bit more polished look with two braided pigtails.

She's delivering the GQP response to the State of the Union address tomorrow night. Can't wait to see the chic look she serves!

Hillbilly effigy

Recycled rags.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

Tie her hair in pigtails and she’s Wendy.

She resembles a rogue Chinese weather balloon. Edgy!

Fresh from a job interview with Miss Kitty!

Sarah dressed up to hunt illegal immigrants in the Arkansas swamp

Little Shithouse On The Prairie?

I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA.

Fat Ass on the Prairie

Laura Ingalls sure got fat !

Is that genuine seeksucker?

She carries a Magnum 44 in her frilly panties.

I can't stop laughing. Omg. Whoever dressed her like that needs to come sit by me.

I also don't know why she insists on wearing her hair long. She has that flat, thin hair that just refuses to take any styling. Someone needs to sit her down for a "come to Jesus" talk about droopy, square jawlines and why a bob cut is what God wants for her.

[quote] Someone needs to sit her down for a "come to Jesus" talk

Uhm...no.

There's not much that could be done for her to look better. Plastic surgery and other treatments wouldn't help. She has an odd head and face shape and the face looks too masculine.

My fantasy for Huckabeast to have a meltdown is that she attends the National Governors Association conference and sees Ron DeSantimonious flirting with Kristi Noem (let's face it's she's would probably be the best looking woman at that conference). She gets envious of Noem and has a psychological breakdown screaming and has been carted off by paramedics to the nearest psych ward.

Her face in the R187 pic reminds me of a Cabbage Patch doll.

In former years it was DL gospel that her mother, Lady Huckabee, was trans.

I mean, it's just very moo-cow, isn't it? Bovine. Very extra-large ruminant. Moooooooooo! Moooooooooo!

That dress is a Razorback Dirndl. Hitler would have approved.

Obvs. she shops at Chez Stefoknee at the Outlets of Little Rock.

R196- Obviously, not in person. You've been through enough.

I think the paternity of Sarah is questionable. Did Janet fuck some freak in the Arkansas behind Mike's back?

P.I.G.

this is what happens when there is a run on white sheets, in the South.

Do-Si-Don't!

She belongs on that People from Walmart series.

It also reminds me of that old Tubes song, Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman. A fifty foot woman in a five foot dress.

Definitely needs to get a stylist.

Dillard’s, please help this woman!

I'd call it Little House on The Prairie After Dark