Do These Things Have a Name?

Yes, they're called 'Disposables'

I’ve got 10 tits - notice me, damnit!

I believe they are Sillisculpts by Russ Berrie & Co. My aunt had some.

BTW, Russ Berrie & Co invented the Troll Doll.

Figurines?

Thanks, R3. It looks like they can go for as much as $12!

We had one with outstretched arms that said I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH.

Sort of the 1970s version of "Live - Laugh - Love."

I forgot all about these! Thanks for sharing and bringing up a good memory of my grandparents' house. (My mother had much younger siblings, so they were in their teens when I was little. They had several of those in their rooms.)

[quote]BTW, Russ Berrie & Co invented the Troll Doll.

Not true - Thomas Dam designed the original troll doll and they were sold under the names “Dam Things” and “Norfin.” The ones I remember from the 70s were knockoffs by Uneeda called “Wish-niks.” Russ Berrie’s unlicensed knockoffs of the Dam Troll were sold in the 90s.

Figurines? God, they were everywhere in the 70s - I know I bought five or six for my dad.

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THESE! Yes, they were everywhere in the 70s!

Thankfully, I don't remember them. The worst thing for me was the smiley face.

The thing I vaguely remember about Russ Berrie statuettes was that some of them were “horny.”

^^the one my dad had a woman with 10 tits and the caption said “notice me, damnit”

So tacky!

Russ Berrie is one of the greatest artistic minds of the 20th century.

[quote]Russ Berrie

Hallie's dad?

Lmao

Yes, I remember these things

Oh my!

Ghastly

Yes. "Trump family reunion."

Gargoyles without the menace. Or the sauce.

OMG OP, great post. I used to see these everywhere growing up in the 1970's, especially in "card stores" - remember those? I recall seeing them in flea markets and garage sales in the early 1980's.....then they vanished from the world.

They are even more vile in retrospect.

Gargoyles without the charm!

[quote] We had one with outstretched arms that said I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH.

I remember that one.

Somebody bought my grandpa the one of an old man that said “ #1 Grandpa.”

Lol, R7, my old eyes first read that as

[quote]We had one with outstretched anus that said I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH.

[quote]We had one with outstretched arms that said I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH.

The version with the ashtray is even better because it looks like he’s standing next to a shallow grave.

R29 Guilfoyles

Our neighborhood drugstore sold these, including one reading "Sue the Bastards." I asked my mom what it meant and she just said it was vulgar and un-Christian.

Fun Fact: People that had those little troll trophies usually had these hanging in the kitchen. Well did!

I'd forgotten about those ugly things. My friends Mom had a collection of those things. Trolls or something.

No, these were troll dolls.

As if they aren’t creepy enough, their plastic eyes fall out over time. I imagine putting one of these evil things in the incinerator, only to find it sitting on my dresser the next day.

They were called W&R Berries figurines.

We bought a Best Dad one for Father's Day for my dad way back in the day.

From the same era. At least these weren’t anatomically correct.

R35 Trump has that one on his desk in Mar-a-Lago.

That Love is... crap was creepy.

I briefly dated a guy who gave me one of these. I can’t remember what it said, it might’ve been one of the ‘someone loves you’ ones. This was around 1982…or so.

As was the custom of that era, they were sprayed with a mysterious coating of 1970s grunge before leaving the factory.

They're Friggadiggadiggas.

Yes they have a name, UNWANTED.

My grandmother had one of a guy tangled up in his fishing line, I don't remember what the inscription said, though.

Was it this?

R27 had me laughing so hard my damned ol teeth fell out!

Nnhhjb

OP is a resident troll

It looks very familiar, R45.

R45 - it's not even mildly amusing, but the makers were geniuses. Everyone has an Uncle Jerry who likes to fish and who is impossible to buy for - perfect gift! They must have sold tens of thousands of these things.

I like this one...

^I don't get it! What's above his head?

OP, thanks. I forgot about these and Beany Babies and Trolls and Pet Rocks. What crap but someone made millions on them.

Sillisculpts

R52, I think that's a bird fixin' to do it's business on the chap below, hence...

There aren’t many of these around because many were melted down in the great resin shortage of the early 00s. People were stealing these right and left the way they steal catalytic converters off of cars today.

DL should start making their own line of these.

Ha! This is so “1975 stationery store/gift shop.” Very big on Father’s Day.

Sitting on a bookshelf, with a poster like this next to it