Chris Christie's Niece Removed from Plane After Biting Deputy

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Where's the video?

Was she disappointed they didn't bleed gravy?

[quote]It started when she accused a Latino family of being drug mules.

She sounds just lovely!

"In the scuffle, she injured six deputies, biting one of the arm and breaking the skin, and kicking another in the groin, Rivarde said. They were treated there by paramedics.

All the while, Epstein shouted that the deputies were going to lose their jobs or end up in jail, boasting that she was related to powerful people and that her uncle is a friend of former President Donald Trump, Rivarde said. Chris Christie did not return messages left Friday at two telephone numbers associated with him".

[bold]OH DEAR![/bold]

Trump has probably already invited her to dinner.

“I WILL NOT LET THESE DRUG MULES TELL ME TO BE QUIET!!!!! NO I WILL NOT SIT DOWN!!!!”

Sounds like a chronic meth episode to me.

She was projecting about the drug mules. She wanted some. They weren't drug mules so she acted out.

Why didn’t they just shoot her? Oh, yeah…that’s why.

Is she also a great big fat person?

She sounds absolutely insane, a typical MAGA trashbucket. Just randomly accusing people next to you of smuggling cocaine? 🤨

R9 fat? This is 2022, we can’t be tactful. It hurts fat people’s feelings.

And just like that, Kanye gets another member of the campaign team.

R11 Would you believe, pleasantly plump?

R4 Doesn't she know that Trump fdont fuck with Christie. What a dumb that. She better pray that she and her fat uncle don't end up in the Hudson River.

R10 what's crazy is she probably was on a coke filled mania her dam self. Never underestimate these peoples hypocrisy.

I'm not R9 but would grossly obese be better R11? Or how shall we say it?

Is she a great big fat person too?

Did she require two seats?

R17 I told then to take that animal back to East Rutherford.

Is Mike Tyson one of her heroes?

Notice how many people it needed to manage her off the plane? She must be massive.

did the person who liked my post get my SOTL reference. I love you if you did.

No, R19. I meant to W&W R18.

R23, ok me sorry.

That's a hungry family, they got the chops.

Being a drug consumer is not the same as being a drug mule.

Did she just do Le Debut des Jeunes Filles de la Nouvelle Orleans, or did she also debut internationally?

So, which of these women is she?

[quote]Shannon Epstein, 25, boarded the Spirit Airlines flight to New Jersey on Nov. 24 at about 6 a.m., and asked a family who were near her and whom she perceived to be Latino if they were "smuggling cocaine," said Capt. Jason Rivarde, a Sheriff's Office spokesperson.

Of course it was Spirit Airlines. What a trashy cunt.

I think may be her. She’s the same age and she lives in Mendham, NJ

It’s her, pictured with her brother.

[quote] boarded the Spirit Airlines flight

Everything you need to know right there.

Epstein didn't jail herself.

Every tweet on her Twitter is about Virgos. So she’s not very bright.

She injured 6 deputies? She should be a UFC fighter

That’s why she will never dance in my shows R34.

She’s from Jersey R35. If it was only 6, she must have been tired.

She's in deep shit and deserves to be.

4,3,2,1, before her attorney will claim mental illness, which, in fairness, may be at issue. If I were her attorney, I'd be doing the same.

Still, wtf with people who get on planes and think they can treat people any damn way they feel like?

I agree with those who point out that she may be higher than a kite, but still, during my drug and alcohol days, no matter how baked I was when I boarded a plane, I kept my mouth shut and kept to myself.

Crack is whack.

All of these pols have drugged out offspring. Hunter Biden, Noelle Bush, and Tom Bradley's (LA mayor) daughter.

"Can we find a doctor who will say that she was under his care at the time of the flight?," asked the helpful family friend and attorney.

Pics of this she-beast?

Chris Christie needs to have ALL cookies 🍪, 🎂, ice cream 🍦 and candy 🍭 removed from the house.

All I could find on Google under Shannon Epstein was a crockpot chef. Makes sense.

No R42

If she was taking off from NOLA at 6am, there’s a decent chance she’d been up all night doing god knows what. I know because I was once that person. Though I never insulted other passengers or bit a cop.

If you’re flying Spirit, you really have to expect this type of behavior.

I'm sure she had a good reason, for doing what she did.

The part of the family she was supposed to join for Thanksgiving dinner is grateful for the intercept and apprehension. Imagine how bad she'd be at the dinner table.

How was it so quickly known that a "Shannon Epstein" is related to CC? I don't see on the article that she pulled a "Don't you know who I'm related to?"

She'll be invited to Trump's next "Dinner for Schmucks"

She's very pretty. I hate when pretty people behave badly in public. Makes them ugly.

Virgos are some of the most brilliant selfless people on Earth. Why be a signist?

Every Virgo I've known has been a tedious, obsessive perfectionist and lousy in bed.

R53, well you've never slept with me.

I have nothing against virgos. I have something against believing in the nonsense that is astrology.

R55, please take your narrowmind elsewhere. Just leave me.

Is she related to Jeffrey Epstein?

She’s related to Juan Epstein R57

Narrow minded for not believing in superstitious nonsense?

Nothing to see here. Just another spoiled Repug exercising her privilege

R53- I'm a Virgo and I'm totally HOT in the sack.

Niche.

Chris Christie’s nephew in the photo above is thin and cute.

I think we've found our new replacement for Teresa on RHONJ!

Where are cell phones when you need them? This would be epic video.

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R66, That woman is pretty. Her man is pretty hot too. Terrible people often age ugly.

“Do you know who I am?" screamed Epstein. "I’m Chris Christie’s daughter and you’re so fucked. You will lose your job over this shit. I know Donald Trump.”

Epstein continued her screed against the police: “By this time tomorrow you will both be in jail. What the fuck did I do? I’m a lesbian. Is that it? Do you want put your dick in me? That’s it, isn’t it. That’s what this is all about? You want to put your dick in my mouth, don’t you? You’re so fucked, you asshole.”

“Do you guys think I have cocaine in my pussy?” she asked, then screamed for several minutes, according to the report.

I'm guessing she was imbibing at the airport bar along with possible interaction with drugs. I'm sure uncle is less than thrilled.

That’s not her man she R67. That’s her brother.

A heartwarming reminder that before there was Florida, there was New Jersey.

[quote]“Do you guys think I have cocaine in my pussy?” she asked

This is my new favorite line

Sounds like an ideal future GOP candidate, especially if Uncle KrispyKreme can pull some strings

Cocaine Pussy Galore!

OMG! Does she kiss her brother with that filthy mouth?

She's already got the family gunt...

those fat cells are waiting to explode like a time bomb

Did the deputy have to undergo rabies treatment?

Did they check her pussy for cocaine?

Lesbian drama.

She sho is ugly

Has anyone explained how exactly she's related to Tubbo? News pieces are saying she is his niece, while she was claiming to be his daughter. There's a chosen name mixed in there too, so this family tree is a mystery.