Nude Cruise Ship Passenger Fell Off Ship and Swam with Sharks for 20 Hours 🦈 🏊🏻‍♂️ 🛳

Dirty slut was probably being porked by a pinga and accidentally toppled over mid-thrust!

Sharks don't like pickled meat.

How embarrassing, having the world know you were on a Carnival cruise.

What’s wrong with Carnival?

that's kind of impressive that he was able to tread water for 20 hours, but why did nobody on the ship notice a guy falling overboard?

He said he lost 20 pounds from threading water.

I thread sheets and dint looze nuttin.

It’s impossible to lose 20 pounds in 12 hours.

I think his clothes came off in the water. He wasn't naked when he went in.

Most importantly, cut or uncut?

How would you know? He was blackout drunk and could have been naked like that Tyson guy who was blackout drunk.

If he was passed out in the water, what kept him from drowning? Weird story

Did you watch his interview? He said the hand of God kept him afloat while he was passed out.

He didn't seem very smart in the interview.

Drunk. Next stop: rehab.

This is the most amazing survival story. I guess being drunk and religious saved him.

OP you got SO MANY DETAILS incorrectly. Your grammar and vocabulary is atrocious.

For example:

He was "on the ocean floor"?

And the guy specifically says it was one fish and he thinks NOT a shark.

The mind boggles.

"cock tale" indeed.

Cockamamie

Maybe the sharks 🦈 were just taking turns eating his ass

God really loves white trash.

He be mighty lucky, sharks don’t go for drunken hillbilly ass

There is something really suspicious about this story, down to the dumb songs he supposedly made up while bobbing in the drink. And the news has been playing this story, ad nauseum, since it happened. I call bullshit. Carnival Cruise. What the Hell do you expect????

R20- MORE important

Well hung or not?

Sorry, my comment was meant for R10

R21. So like what you think he fakes being naked in the water somehow and the Coast guard rescuing him? clearly he fell in the water and was there for some time you seem kind of like a dumbass.

Was it Hunter Biden?

WTF is the grammar troll? This thread is full of offenders, including you, [R17].

They didn't report him missing for 12 hours. Somebody pushed him over!

R26 The Gulf averages 5,300 feet deep. Explain to me how he woke to find himself on the "ocean floor".

🎶🎶unda da sea. 🎶🎶

Do they have his Emails?

Nightmare fuel

dumb, but admirable sang-froid

So the white trash type prefer Carnival. Good to know. I'll stick with Royal Caribbean.

R33 that is news to you?

This story does feel very balloon boy hoax-esque. The details make hardly any sense, and the guy is being cagey about the details. For example, one doesn’t just fall off a commercial cruise ship, that takes some actual doing. But he’s a religious wingnut, so he’s given carte blanche to weave whatever improbable tale he wants.

[Quote]God really loves white trash.

Amen!

They said it was going to be a cruise 🚢 of the Riviera, they didn’t say it was the Redneck Riviera 😫

Well he really was in the water. And he really had no flotation device. So that part is true. Which is amazing.

R35 I got the feeling he was dodgy because he knows what happened, but doesn't want to admit it -- that he had too much to drink. My theory is that he was trying to take a piss overboard, maybe even climbed up one of the rails, acting like a typical drunk guy (pissing wherever). If not that, he flipped over the rail somehow, because of drinking too much (idk the height of these rails -- carnival says it's "impossible" to fall over without doing something like climbing them.). ​

He remembers everything but what happened between heading to the bathroom and being in the ocean. Wonder if he's afraid that if he admitted to doing something he shouldn't be doing, he'd be held liable in some way for rescue costs.

Well it's pretty unlikely there was a sudden jolt to throw him overboard!

Anyone remember that missing girl who went missing from a cruise ship in the middle of the night? Some guy claimed he'd recognised her being forced to work in a brothel

The ship's Isaac probably roofied him.

Is Carnival officially the Branson of cruise ships?

[quote]OP you got SO MANY DETAILS incorrectly. Your grammar and vocabulary is atrocious.

J’adore irony.

He looks ridiculous in R13. Took off his hat, hair plastered to his head, and went on camera.

Did he get a refund?

Can't adverb "incorrectly" modify the verb "to get"? Where is the ironic mistake?

I agree that something is off about this story.

[quote] He said the hand of God kept him afloat while he was passed out.

The same hand that pushed him in the water to begin with.

and all the papers had to say was he was found in the nude

Because they couldn’t lie. If you look at the footage he really was found in the nude.

Bless your heart, r50.