Christmas Gift List: what do you want for Christmas?

My health to be restored.

Fewer!

Yes, like R2, all I want for Christmas is the return of proper grammar.

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I want the man I'm crushing on to acknowledge me. Yes, I know I'm using improper grammar.

A full-blown spontaneous Kundalini Awakening and to transcend into an energy being. of light.

I want Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin to drop dead asap, and I'd like to be the sole recipient of a multi billion dollar lottery jackpot, totally eviscerate all my sworn enemies, change my name,, and start a new life far Away from the toxic miasma cloud that is consuming America in a stranglehold, and that's the truth. :-)

Fancy (black) licorice

A sous vide amabob (whatever they are called)

Blue half zip cashmere sweater

I hope my husband sees this post.

I was trying to stop buying fragrances until after Christmas, but I found a bottle of SJP's Stash for 30 bucks. That is my Christmas gift to myself. My loved ones and I quit exchanging gifts when my mother died. I just cook nice things for everyone.

R8, you don’t seem like the nice one.

A six-pack of real Mexican Coca-cola

R11, emphasis on the “cola” or the “coca”?

R10 The nice one at R8 is the nice one. Why would you doubt?

Coca is not Mexican. It is a South American plant.

I want some real down time, pajama days in front of the fireplace. I am exhausted and don't want to work for several weeks.

I want R15 to get his wish.

[quote]Coca is not Mexican. It is a South American plant.

R14 I don't care where the coca comes from. Original Coke (soda, not drug) is still being made in Mexico and is so much better than the crap made here. Most Mexican grocery stores carry it.

[quote]Name 3 or less gifts

FEWER, not less.

R17 - It’s because Mexico still makes Coca Cola with real cane sugar, not high-fructose corn syrup. Makes all the difference in the world.

R17 Thank you! That explains the great taste. My local Kroger grocery store carries it; sells it in individual bottles under their imported goods section.

All I want for Christmas...is poo

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World Peace

I already bought myself what I wanted: a 6.7-oz. bottle of L'Eau D'Issey eau de toilette.

I also need to get some See's scotchmallows.