MY FATHER, MYSELF

Bwahaha.

So the little slut is sleeping with his adoptive sister AND his adoptive father.

But she also calls him her brother and her boyfriend.

And the wife knows that the father is a big old 'mo.

Gurl.....

We need an American adaptation of this movie. STAT!!

Lmao!^^

Yeah, lol. I’m definitely gonna watch this.

I feel seen. OP knows me too well.

Lol what a trailer! And the cast plays it completely, if you’ll pardon the expression, straight-faced.

"Dimples Romana"?!

Who needs to see the film after watching the trailer? The entire bloody movie is there.

Woody Allen approves

Wow, that skanky dad slept with both his adopted son AND the adopted son's father.

Lucky bitch!

The only one not getting laid in this family is Mama.

Is this a movie or a television series?

Does it have a freewheeling patio number?

Hot!

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY OWN FATHER IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOYFRIEND!"

What’s weird is this exact same movie we just produced by Iconmale.com Was the rights in public domain?

A family of whores!!!

Finally giving the bisexuals the representation they deserve.

My favorite category of porn is going mainstream!!!

[quote] My favorite category of porn is going mainstream!!!

I demand an American cast!!!

I never miss a Dimples Romana movie.

[quote] I never miss a Dimples Romana movie.

"She" sounds very draggish.

is it a movie where they describe asian people as attractive ? it's Sci-Fi then, right ? I don't like Science fiction

Are they white?

At first, I thought it was one of those "arty" porn movies by Noel Alejandro. Though, this looks more like a frau-scripted gay fanfic committed to celluloid. Basically, a Hallmark rendition of gay erotica.

What's their ethnicity ?

[quote] is it a movie where they describe asian people as attractive ? it's Sci-Fi then, right ?

Bwahahahaha!!!!

[quote] What's their ethnicity ?

They're philippinnos.

R25 Ew, philippinos are disgusting

Joel and Uncle Bottom fan fiction.

Yay, whores!

This is a joke, right?

[quote] This is a joke, right?

You wish!

It's real, and it's spectacular!

Pretty sure it’s real, Filipino cinema is a bit sketchy. I saw a movie about a family whose 3 sons (only one of whom was gay) become male strippers at a gay club. In one scene they teach their dad how to do their grinding moves, & the whole family giggled like they were in a rom-com meet-cute. The villain of the piece was a murderous gangster who killed people in dark alleys, & his ominous entrance would be marked by his playing, obviously, a harmonica.

Does Imelda Marcos play the wise but jaded aging drag queen friend?

[r31] I always play a harmonica before entering a room.

I fucked'em all!

He's my step-brother and my Nephew! And my boyfriend!

A role made for Raphael Alencar, who could even convincingly play Pinoy.

Haha bi scum!

R19 Damn! You beat me to it!

If this film had been made in the 70's it would have starred Helmut Berger. In how many Euro films did he bed the entire family?

I heard it's actually based on real life events. Also, both actors playing the father/son are rumored to be closeted gays.

R40 Closeted? Their closets must have glass doors, then.

Makes all that Japanese BL from the 2000s look pretty tame by comparison, doesn’t it?

Tagalog uses so many English loanwords and phrases mixed in at random that it scrambles and exhausts my brain to listen to it. Sort of like listening to Southern Welsh.

Industry insiders predicting higher opening weekend gross than Bros.

Not in front of my salad!

Passé.

So is this a movie or a television series?

Can we get it in the US?

R47, it is a movie that will make its premiere at the Metro Manila Film Festival on Dec 25. It will probably end up on Netflix like a lot of popular Tagalog movies.

Christmas release date for the entire family!