What about you?
In 2023 I plan to steer every conversation, gently but firmly, back to Greek mythology.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 4, 2022 6:13 PM |
Please sit by me, OP. We can chat all night.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 1, 2022 3:18 PM |
Great idea OP.
Far more interesting than anything going on these days anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 1, 2022 3:18 PM |
THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA! Why don’t I know more people who think like you, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 1, 2022 3:43 PM |
Have you heard about Hephaestus’s slut wife Aphrodite who had an affair with Ares?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 1, 2022 3:45 PM |
R4 Well, Hephaestus was pretty lame, literally.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 1, 2022 3:50 PM |
Come, OP, and let us together enjoy the sacred liquids of Dionysus, and leave the tiresome Earthly politics to the chatterers.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 1, 2022 3:50 PM |
Gently but firmly, OP? Are you toying with me?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 1, 2022 4:43 PM |
I plan to steer every convo back to how I look ten years younger than my age.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 1, 2022 5:19 PM |
[quote] In 2023 I plan to steer every conversation, gently but firmly, back to Greek mythology.
That’s a Sissyphean task, OP…
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 1, 2022 5:21 PM |
Just don't ask 'em where they're from.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 1, 2022 5:26 PM |
R10 Ha! Not for Hercules!
For the fifth labor, Eurystheus ordered Hercules to clean up King Augeas' stables. Hercules knew this job would mean getting dirty and smelly, but sometimes even a hero has to do these things. Then Eurystheus made Hercules' task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeas in a single day.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 1, 2022 5:27 PM |
Carry on, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 1, 2022 5:37 PM |
R4 Hephaestus tried to fuck his sister. While making a breastplate (whore!) for Aegis. Huge red flag.
Aphrodite dodged a bullet.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 1, 2022 5:45 PM |
Op, you don’t need no psychiatry. Cuddle up on the couch with me. We can talk all night for free.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 1, 2022 5:56 PM |
Good for you, and in the spirit of solidarity, I'll do the same!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 1, 2022 6:18 PM |
By Jove, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 1, 2022 6:22 PM |
I predict I’ll do the same but no one believes me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 1, 2022 6:30 PM |
Whatever, OP - just as long as you love your mother.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 1, 2022 6:37 PM |
As long as we avoid discussing my unemployment, dwindling funds and growing shame, I will be thrilled to discuss Greek mythology, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 1, 2022 7:09 PM |
In 2023 I’m going to start professional weaving because I’m that good.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 1, 2022 7:14 PM |
R20 Remember that the God of wealth Plutus was blinded by Zeus so that he would distribute his gifts equally and not only to the righteous or meritorious.
That you are low in funds should not be a source of shame. It's a crapshoot.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 1, 2022 7:18 PM |
Hera's pussy stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 1, 2022 7:23 PM |
Way more normal than Qanon. "Nutty weather we're having, huh?" "It's the elites who control the weather!"
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 1, 2022 7:24 PM |
R24. Everyone knows I control the weather.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 1, 2022 7:35 PM |
I'm into Roman myself.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 1, 2022 7:55 PM |
I plan to show off my jewels.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 1, 2022 7:59 PM |
Cool! I love myth mythology!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 1, 2022 8:16 PM |
R26, is Roman his first name or last?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 1, 2022 11:52 PM |
[Quote]Hera's pussy stinks!
There's a Great Dane by this name at the dog park so you caught me a bit off guard.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 2, 2022 1:05 AM |
"Sissyphean"
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 2, 2022 3:06 AM |
Shisshypean.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 2, 2022 3:09 AM |
R5 deserves more likes, but people don’t get it.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 2, 2022 10:23 PM |
In 2023 I’m going to harness my inner bitch
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 2, 2022 10:40 PM |
R34 = Mud-slinging Eris seeking to sow discord amongst Datalounge and the Gods.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 2, 2022 10:54 PM |
The Gods demand a sacrifice.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 3, 2022 2:12 AM |
Behave OP, folk will think you heathen.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 3, 2022 2:16 AM |
[quote]The Gods demand a sacrifice.
Good luck finding a virgin.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 3, 2022 2:41 AM |
2023 and me? Hmmm let’s see…. How about a whole new me with a new attitude!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 3, 2022 4:43 PM |
R40. What kind of new attitude? And how will you work that into every conversation?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 3, 2022 5:16 PM |
Can we form a chat group, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 3, 2022 5:34 PM |
R41 I’m feelin good from my head to my shoes!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 4, 2022 6:13 PM |