Let’s be Woke White Gays

I’m the Grindr profile that has ‘BLM!!!’ as the first line and declares that ‘racists should block me’, so you know they’re not like “those” other whites, that they constantly disassociate themselves from, now turn over that big ethnic cock immediately!

I'm 99% of the gay white men I know in real life, who would be smeared as "SJWs," "Wokesters" and "trannies" if they expressed themselves on DL.

I'm all the hot gays turning OP and R1 down.

I'm OP's racist and transphobic parents whose love he'll never have no matter how much he tries to be like him, because like all conservatives we're homophobic, too.

I'm the "trans women are women" and "trans rights are human rights" twitter statuses while being repulsed at the idea of ever having sex with a trans man.

I’m R3 fetishizing ethnic men.

I'm OP, I'm a loser

I'm racist R6 who can't fathom that white people can support BLM. Also stupid R6 since the thread is about white gays. Fucking moron.

I’m white.

I’m anti-Semitic.

I think Israel should probably be blown off the face of the earth.

I call gay men f-ggots.

I call women “bitch”, “c-nt”, “whore”, and “female”.

I’m pro-trans (see women and gay men above).

If Latinos vote Democrat, I “tolerate” them, if they vote Republican, I call them “rapists”, “murders”, “s-icks”, and demand they get sent “back”.

I’m pro-Islam.

I capitalize “Black”, but that’s as far as I go besides fetishizing black guys. I would never get serious with a black guy unless I had a real serious fetish.

I'm the conservative parents who accept my insane woke son despite his foolish opinions. Cause that's what decent parents do.

But the real question is, OP, in 10-20 years, will these horrible woke gays (and their hard right cousins) get away with all the shit they did today?

I'm OP masturbating furiously to master/slave fetish porn.

I’m the hypocrisy.

Anyone who types the word "woke" is a right-wing idiot with half the intelligence of a blancmange.

R14 didn’t understand the assignment.

I'm the act of exclusively dating, fucking or associating with only those parties which I publicly but not privately criticize.

I'm the feminist gay. I'm willing to be fetishized and thrown under the bus at any turn because maleness is toxic

In commercials your significant other is black.

I’m R17 and yasssss hunty she understood the assignment, yasssss boots down da house hunty, yas she did, yasssss!

Bump

I'm the woke gay who sees a picture of Elliot Page's dead, vacant eyes and comments "He looks SO HAPPY!!!"

I’m the Yassss’ing and the snapping.

I’m the blind eye when one of their own or a member of a vaunted ethnicity commits egregious crimes.