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Now that we know Harrison Ford (who is 80) is starring in yet another Indiana Jones film, let’s take a cheeky guess at some potential titles for a very senior adventurer. For example:
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Upstairs Toilet
Indiana Jones and the Last Bottle of Anacin
Indiana Jones and the Cult of the Reverse Mortgage
| by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 6, 2023 1:10 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Early Bird Special
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 30, 2022 3:48 AM |
Indiana Jones and "HELP ME! I can't get up!"
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 30, 2022 3:58 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Skeleton of the Second Wife
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 30, 2022 4:02 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Neighbors of the Dog Park
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 30, 2022 4:04 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Prep for His Colonoscopy!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 30, 2022 4:09 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Readers of the Lost Glasses
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 30, 2022 4:11 AM |
Lmao OP,!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 30, 2022 4:15 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Conundrum of Vaccine-Induced Prostate Cancer and Lecanemab.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 30, 2022 4:22 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Scooter that Died in the Produce Section
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 30, 2022 4:24 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Search for Matlock Reruns
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 30, 2022 4:37 AM |
Raiders of the Adult Diapers Aisle
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 30, 2022 4:38 AM |
Indiana Jones and You Damn Kids!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 30, 2022 5:15 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Clouds He's Yelling At
Raiders of the Polygrip
Indiana Jones Had Jello Today
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 30, 2022 7:33 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home Room
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 30, 2022 7:37 AM |
Op, what is “Anacin”?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 30, 2022 8:27 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair of Doom
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 30, 2022 8:41 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Trans Person of Color
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 30, 2022 8:42 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Kids who Need to Get Off his Lawn.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 30, 2022 10:44 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Top Hip Surgeon.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 30, 2022 10:56 AM |
Indiana Did a Number Two: Electric Scootering
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 30, 2022 11:04 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Bus to Mystic Lake Casino.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 30, 2022 12:13 PM |
Indiana Jones and the 10% Tip at Perkins
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 30, 2022 12:15 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Magical Metamucil
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 30, 2022 12:23 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Multiple Explanations Regarding The Requisite Two Copies of TILA’S Notice Explaining One’s Right to Rescind Their Reverse Mortgage
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 30, 2022 1:54 PM |
Indiana Jones and the DMV Vision Exam
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 30, 2022 1:57 PM |
Indiana Jones and the F*cking Kids On His Lawn.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 30, 2022 2:02 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Two Little Ducks
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 30, 2022 2:03 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Perfect Padded Toilet Seat
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 30, 2022 2:06 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Expired Coupon
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 30, 2022 2:07 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 30, 2022 2:08 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Story That Goes Nowhere
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 30, 2022 2:10 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Diabeetus
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 30, 2022 2:10 PM |
Indiana Jones and the TV Tray
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 30, 2022 2:13 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Gift Card Scammer
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 30, 2022 2:27 PM |
Indiana Jones and the AARP discount.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 30, 2022 2:38 PM |
Indiana Bones.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 30, 2022 2:40 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Lost Hometown Buffet
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 30, 2022 3:12 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Cash Grab
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 30, 2022 3:36 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bingo Hall
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 30, 2022 4:26 PM |
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Rectal Prolapse Indiana Jones and the Lost Bedpan Indiana Jones: the Fall From Fatal Flatulence
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 30, 2022 7:45 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Stairlift of Gloom.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 30, 2022 8:40 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Old Age Pot Belly of Doom
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 30, 2022 9:32 PM |
Indiana Bojangles and the Temple of Shirley
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 30, 2022 10:39 PM |
Indiana Jones and Old Lace
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 30, 2022 10:40 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Daily "Sit and Be Fit" Aerobics Class
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 2, 2022 8:20 PM |
Raiders of the Last Bottle of Stool Softener At CVS
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 2, 2022 8:30 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Last Bottle of ED Pills
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 2, 2022 8:35 PM |
Indiana 'dementia' Jones and the search for ???
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 2, 2022 8:45 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special At the Casino Buffet
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 2, 2022 8:49 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Mystery of MediCare
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 2, 2022 8:50 PM |
Indiana Jones and The Senior Discount at Golden Corral
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 2, 2022 8:52 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Ungrateful Grandkids.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 2, 2022 9:00 PM |
"Indiana Jones and the Tattered Caftan"
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 2, 2022 9:03 PM |
Raiders of the Lost Car in the Parking Lot
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 2, 2022 9:05 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Night Nurse Who Won't Change My Gown Anymore After the Unfortunate Misunderstanding
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 2, 2022 9:08 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Stainless Steel Shower Grab Bar
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 2, 2022 9:11 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Tin of Hard Candies on the Coffee Table
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 2, 2022 9:13 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Mall Powerwalkers
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 2, 2022 9:15 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Pacemaker of Doom
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 2, 2022 9:15 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Dark Skinned Man Doing Yard Work Across the Street, Search for the Cordless Phone to Dial 911
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 2, 2022 9:20 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Catheter
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 2, 2022 9:29 PM |
Indiana Jones Crash Lands a Prop Seaplane into the Jones Beach Theatre
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 2, 2022 9:29 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Doom.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 2, 2022 9:33 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Search for a Home Healthcare Assistant
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 2, 2022 10:39 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Consumer Cellular Flip Phone of Dooooom!
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 2, 2022 11:04 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Final Arrangements
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 2, 2022 11:09 PM |
Indiana Jones and the 1983 Oldsmobile 88.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 2, 2022 11:14 PM |
Indiana Jones and the thick, yellow toenails.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 2, 2022 11:15 PM |
OMG i came back from shopping and glad my bump at r45 spawned more replies. I've been laughing out loud reading all these new entries!!
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 2, 2022 11:18 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Soiled Khakis.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 2, 2022 11:21 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Hairless Calves
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 2, 2022 11:34 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Walk-In Tub
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 2, 2022 11:36 PM |
R67 Jest if you will but the backseat of an 88 was a perfect lovenest.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 2, 2022 11:50 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Squishy Farts as He Walks Into the Sunset
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 2, 2022 11:52 PM |
Indiana Jones and Now You Tell Me I Got Syphilis From Willie in the Temple of Doom
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 2, 2022 11:54 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Greg’s Cod and Prunes Recipe, Sans Cod
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 2, 2022 11:54 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Crepey Skin
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 2, 2022 11:54 PM |
Indiana Jones and Steven Spielberg's Casting Couch
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 2, 2022 11:55 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Last Weather’s Original
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 2, 2022 11:56 PM |
Damn autocorrect ^
Indiana Jones and the Last Werther’s Original
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 2, 2022 11:57 PM |
Indiana Jones and All the 80 year old Pussy I Crush In Here
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 2, 2022 11:57 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Struggle To Get Off The Couch Without Grunting
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 2, 2022 11:59 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Thursday Golf Cart Caper
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 3, 2022 12:00 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Persimmon Soap to Safely Eliminate Troublesome Body Odor Often Associated with Aging
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 3, 2022 12:01 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Purposeful Fart During *That* Part of the Sponge Bath
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 3, 2022 12:05 AM |
Dead Wilford Brimley [bold]IS[/bold] Indiana Jones in 'Back from the Tomb.'
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 3, 2022 12:07 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Zimmer Frame of Death
Indiana Jones and...uh...and the....um....uh...look at the pretty kitty....
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 3, 2022 12:10 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Thermostat Cranked to 80
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 3, 2022 12:12 AM |
Indiana Jones and Here Take This Bag of Reader's Digests Home With You
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 3, 2022 12:17 AM |
Indiana Jones Does The Prostate Shuffle
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 3, 2022 12:23 AM |
Raiders of the Grandkids' Trust Fund
Indiana Jones and the Haitian Nurse
Indiana Jones and the Cursed Bus Pass
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 3, 2022 12:29 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Hairy Ears
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 3, 2022 12:32 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Orthopedic Velcro Shoes
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 3, 2022 12:34 AM |
Raiders of the Lost Indiana Jones
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 3, 2022 12:35 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Golden Fruit Cup.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 3, 2022 12:37 AM |
Indiana Jones and the ‘Back In My Day’ Stories
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 3, 2022 12:38 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Uncomfortable Grandkids
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 3, 2022 12:38 AM |
Indiana Jones and the CleanUp in Aisle 3
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 3, 2022 12:46 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Constantly Blinking Turn Signal
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 3, 2022 12:51 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Rotary Phone
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 3, 2022 12:54 AM |
Indiana Jones and Expiration Dates Aren't Real
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 3, 2022 12:58 AM |
Indiana Jones and Just Watch This Video About Hillary Clinton and How She Eats Baby Faces
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 3, 2022 12:59 AM |
Indiana Jones and What The Fuck is a Zir?
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 3, 2022 1:08 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Collection of Flatware and Serving Plates from Various Restaurants.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 3, 2022 1:19 AM |
Indiana Jones joins Meals on Wheels
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 3, 2022 1:47 AM |
Indian Jones and GET OFF OF MY LAWN.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 3, 2022 1:48 AM |
Indiana Jones and My Social Security Is Going to Run Out, Dammit!
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 3, 2022 2:08 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Remote With Really Big Buttons
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 3, 2022 2:13 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Rude Shop Clerk
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 3, 2022 2:26 AM |
Indiana Jones and the 7pm Bedtime
and next year's release:
Indiana Jones and the 5am Bowel Movement
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 3, 2022 2:35 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Gridlock at Costco Caused by His Stalled Shopping Cart in the middle of Aisle 34.
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 3, 2022 2:55 AM |
Indiana Jones and his Rescinded Drivers License.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 3, 2022 3:27 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Low Hanging Balls
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 3, 2022 6:40 AM |
Has anyone suggested Indiana Jones and Get Off My Lawn?
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 3, 2022 7:14 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Overactive Bladder of Doom
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 3, 2022 7:15 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Fatal Shooting of a Japanese Foreign Exchange Student Who Knocked on His Door.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 3, 2022 7:18 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Visiting Angel
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 3, 2022 8:09 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Viagra in the Nightstand.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 3, 2022 2:06 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Bone Density Loss
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 3, 2022 2:23 PM |
Or
Raiders of the Lost Bone Density
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 3, 2022 2:24 PM |
Indiana Jones and Welcome to Walmart!
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 4, 2022 12:19 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Prostate Exam
WARNING: Contains graphic sequences of geriatric genitalia.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 4, 2022 12:20 AM |
Indiana Jones and his Granddaughter’s Barely Legal Friend.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 4, 2022 12:44 AM |
Indian Jones and the Case of The Slipping Dentures
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 4, 2022 5:35 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Covid-Related Polident Shortage ^^the sequel to r124
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 4, 2022 5:59 AM |
Sorry, meant the PREQUEL to r124
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 4, 2022 6:00 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Liver Spot Crusade
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 5, 2022 2:20 AM |
Raiders of the Depends Warehouse
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 5, 2022 2:23 AM |
Indiana Jane and Her Late-In-Life Transition
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 5, 2022 2:27 AM |
Indiana Jones and the AOL Screen name.
Indiana Jones and the Secret of the "Lawrence Welk" Fans
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 5, 2022 2:44 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Search for a Nice Blond Lady like the ones on FOX News
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 5, 2022 2:50 AM |
Raiders of the Lost Car Keys Hidden By the Concerned Adult Children.
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 5, 2022 3:03 AM |
Old Indiana Jones.
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 5, 2022 3:33 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Adventure to...where are we going? And who the hell are you?
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 5, 2022 4:03 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Not Knowing Who the Hell That Person Hosting SNL Is.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 5, 2022 7:33 AM |
Indiana Jones and Setting of the Broken Hip
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 5, 2022 8:09 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Lost Life Alert Medallion
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 6, 2022 12:16 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Roku of Doom
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 6, 2022 3:24 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Airline Bottles of Whiskey Hidden All Over the House.
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 6, 2022 9:00 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Trusty Crocheted Afghan Used For Daily Naps on the Living Room Easy Chair
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 6, 2022 11:51 AM |
Indiana Jones and the Race to the Handicapped Stall
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 5, 2023 8:43 PM |
Indiana Jones in the Medicare Part D Donut Hole
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 5, 2023 9:13 PM |
Don’t have to. He said the current one is his last Indiana Jones movie.
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 5, 2023 9:30 PM |
Indiana Jones and his 9 year old autistic son at r143.
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 5, 2023 11:35 PM |
Indiana Jones and the Sweater in July, Raiders of the Lost Everything, Indiana Jones and the Last Will and Testament, Indiana Jones and the Unnecessary Landline
| by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 6, 2023 1:10 AM |
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