Oath Keepers Stuart Rhodes Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy

...also guilty of clumsy handling of guns!

His real first name is Elmer. He hates it. So use it.

So, Trump's Brownshirts are going to jail. Is Trump next?

Enjoy prison, Stuart.

When will the libs stop persecuting good, God-fearing men like Donald J. Trump and Stuart Rhodes, men truly doing the work of the Lord.

They also found guilty Jessica Watkins, the crazy trans insurrectionist. I'm sure his lawyer already is angling to get sweet Jessica into a women's prison.

Poor Miss Greenwald. Wrong take again.

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That eye injury? It is self inflicted.

His ex-wife put him on blast and let that be known.

[quote]Poor Miss Greenwald.

Stewie is gonna get a long, LONG time to think this over.

ELMER is going to to prison!

ELMER is now a FELON! Elmer can no longer vote nor legally purchase a dick substitute (his precious guns).

ELMER is a #Loser

He's gonna get something close to 20 years, and it's a Federal pen, no parole, no 2 for 1 nonsense, he's gonna be 70+ when he gets out. All 5 defendants are eligible for 20 years. ALL were found guilty of obstruction of official proceedings of the Federal government, although only 2 were also found guilty of the seditious conspiracy charge. All of the other Jan 6 defendants ought to be shitting themselves right about now, and I predict that almost all of the rest of them will cop plea deals.

A clear explanation of what went down- and the implications.

Somewhere I read today he's gonna get like 60 years.

Is Elmer a pirate? He's gonna get his asshole stretched out in prison.

More importantly, will Elmer sing like a canary before he heads off to the slammer?

Rhodes wasn't operating in a vacuum. Somebody was directing him to do what he did. Will be offer up Trump's ass on a platter to gain a lesser sentence?

prolly Roger Stone, Bannon, Miller or Ghouliani

MAGts want nothing to do with the trans person I'm sure. Not the right fit for them. Come on MTG defend 'Jessica' *crickets*

R16, don't be misled. Rhodes is Yale law school educated. He was a head of his own far right white power group. He was a leader of the attempt to take over the country. That's why he was convicted of seditious conspiracy. He was plotting with other top leaders. He handled the violent paramilitary end of things.

Yale should be ashamed of giving a law degree to that worthless one-eyed sack of shit!

I don’t know him. I think he brought me coffee once.

I hope they only call him by his real name Elmer in prison. If he hates it so much he should have had it legally changed.

Elmer’s pussy gonna be up fer grabs soon

Good. Who the fuck does this guy think he is. I mean what makes people do this shit?

I wonder if someone will fuck his eye socket in prison.

He'll be a popular Aryan Brothers bottom.

What is with all these fools wearing eye patches? Is this some sort of fashion statement for them?

Aaaaaaaaaaargh

Shiver me timbers

Elmer IS Madame X!

1, 2, 3 cha cha cha...

I will be gay, if the gay are incarcerated...

At least his son escaped the cult.

He has very low self esteem, r24.

I was listening to Nichole Wallace or Stephanie Ruhle and they had a guest on talking about what a fucked up dirtbag Elmer is. (Pretty sure it was one of those shows).

Like all of these idiotic cunts, he is mad that he was never one of the “cool kids” and feels ashamed. Instead of dealing with his issues in a constructive way, he wants to force everyone to do what he says and believe what he believes to make him feel better about himself.

He hates people who he feels are “inferior” who are happy and living fulfilled lives because it’s something HE, the straightwhitextianalphamale, will NEVER have. And it infuriates him.

Who do you think YOU are, black man with a good job, a wife and driving a corvette?

Who do you think YOU are, gay man with a loving husband and adopted child?

Who do you think YOU are, Jewish woman, having coffee with friends and going to the theater?

Who do you think YOU are, immigrant serving in the military and reaching higher rank than ME?

He hates that the people he feels are “inferior” to him have what he feels HE DESERVES. The only way to stop this “attack” on our country by these “undeserving” is to overthrow the government and replace it with one that is more to HIS liking. Make it so only straight, white xtian men can be successful.

The happier “other” people are, the more inferior it makes HIM feel.

He sounds like a FAT, LAZY, UNEDUCATED piece of human shit. I bet he lives on fast food, picks his asshole and then smells his finger.

[quote] The article states that Rhodes, a former firearms instructor, dropped a loaded handgun and it shot him in the face, blinding him in his left eye.

^ so CLOSE

*sigh*

Woody Harrelson should play him in the movie.

His son is kind of attractive. It's a miracle he turned out decent with a father like that.

So now he's a seditionist, a traitor. I'd love to know who's been contributing to his legals funds or calling him a political prisoner . .. You know, giving him Aid & Comfort?

He's a coward and a pussy, along with being a seditious trash traitor to our country, so he'll be sure to name some larger names to try and ease his own pain.

It will be delicious.

It amuses me to no end that this wannabe he-man literally shot his own eye out.