Let’s be the Death of Madonna

It will be the most discussed and largest draw in television history

Stop already

I'm the fentanyl somehow involved.

I’m the famous bra that will make an obligatory appearance, even if only in her casket.

Oh please....by the time Madonna finally kicks the bucket she will have had so much work done they won't even have to embalm her. They'll prop her up in a corner of Madame Tussaud's next to Judy and Barbra as part of "The Fag's Holy Trinity" exhibit.

I'm Lourdes, in the intervening years I've embracing full on Christian Fundamentalism and become estranged from that family of freaks, but on the day in question I'm here to show love and peace.

JanBot, can you please get yourself some desperately needed therapy? These threads are not a good substitute.

I’m the large portion of the American population feeling stupid that they didn’t appreciate her when she was still great.

M A D O N N A

OP...Then I'll be the Gen Z who claims never to have heard of her but still takes joy in calling her out as a pathetic boomer who was desperate for youth & attention. Uuugh.

I'm the kids who, during the funeral, can't keep our minds off the beneficiary list of names on Mom's financial accounts, trusts, insurance, the will, .....

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I'm just regrouping after a family interv... reunion.

I think she's going to be around for a long time; her father is 90 years old. She'll be sharing bare butt photos in her 80s.

Will Elton John sing "Goodbye Madonna Louise?"

I'm the police detective checking out Piers Morgan's alibis.

R6 How very BD Hyman of her!

I'm the inevitable "we all knew something was wrong. If only we said something"