Monick for Monique
Izzac for Isaac
Mellanie
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Monick for Monique
Izzac for Isaac
Mellanie
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 2, 2022 7:21 PM |
Every child of a middle to lower class millennial or Gen Z girl.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 27, 2022 1:59 AM |
Monique is a ridiculous name to begin with,
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 27, 2022 2:00 AM |
Zaakhari, instead of Zachary.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 27, 2022 2:08 AM |
I have a cousin named Mollee.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 27, 2022 2:17 AM |
Let’s add a random Y! Or a Lynne. Or double some letters for fun.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 27, 2022 2:20 AM |
Porsche for Portia
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 27, 2022 2:25 AM |
Random Y's are really common with recent Cuban immigrants. Like "Yessica".
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 27, 2022 2:29 AM |
"Jerome" pronounced like "Jeremy"
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 27, 2022 2:31 AM |
I've seen Latino men with the name "Jhon".
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 27, 2022 2:34 AM |
Ye.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 27, 2022 2:35 AM |
Jazmin instead of Jasmine. Albert of Monaco’s daughter with the Palm Springs realtor has that name. You can just tell her mother was trashy.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 27, 2022 2:36 AM |
In this story, Zaakhari has a 3. named Drakaar.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 27, 2022 2:37 AM |
Zakaree
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 27, 2022 2:48 AM |
Cbastian for Sebastian.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 27, 2022 2:50 AM |
Quarlo for Carlo.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 27, 2022 2:50 AM |
Stefonknee for Stephanie
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 27, 2022 2:51 AM |
R14, please tell me you're joking.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 27, 2022 2:53 AM |
Tiffany but spelled Typhany
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 27, 2022 3:01 AM |
Maddysin, instead of Madison. Eboni, instead of Ebony. I'm sure i'll think of others.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 27, 2022 3:02 AM |
Phlorence
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 27, 2022 3:06 AM |
Antwon, Franswa, Veroneek, Margareet
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 27, 2022 3:09 AM |
This school year’s worst spellings:
Jassmein pronounced Jasmine
Madasynne
Jhonathon
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 27, 2022 3:10 AM |
Vahgyna Kuhnt-Ann
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 27, 2022 3:31 AM |
Plissenta instead of Placenta.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 27, 2022 3:34 AM |
Ne’veah
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 27, 2022 3:35 AM |
Euwniqe.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 27, 2022 3:41 AM |
On the one hand I applaud people having unique names. There are too many Emmy/Emma/Emilys. But then you get 32 versions of D'Shonn.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 27, 2022 3:50 AM |
Izziah for Isaiah
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 27, 2022 3:52 AM |
Danyel for Danielle
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 27, 2022 3:55 AM |
Khrystyne.
R20 made me laugh out loud.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 27, 2022 3:56 AM |
Ed.win Mon.tan.ez.Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 27, 2022 4:14 AM |
Crystal spelled Krystle!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 27, 2022 4:32 AM |
Jeramie for Jeremy
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 27, 2022 4:35 AM |
There’s a Facebook group called That Name is a Tragedeigh. It’s full of shocking horrors
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 27, 2022 4:47 AM |
Black women will often spell the name like they think it would be spelled. So you get Seh-Q'woiaih.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 27, 2022 5:03 AM |
"Lizzo" for "Rotund"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 27, 2022 5:57 AM |
Ranay
Sidni
Mikel
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 27, 2022 6:41 AM |
Mayri for Mary
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 27, 2022 6:43 AM |
If parents-to-be only knew that their mighty struggle to find a 'unique' name for their offspring is guaranteeing that any of their future job applications will go straight in the trash.
La'Kwonda, Sha'Niqua, DeWayne, Ebownee....buh-byeeeeeee.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 27, 2022 8:00 AM |
Cynde for Cindy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 27, 2022 8:05 AM |
My cousin teaches in a very dodgy area and her theory is that any child with a Z or an X in their name will be trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 27, 2022 8:18 AM |
Kasie for Casey.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 27, 2022 8:20 AM |
I once saw an HR list with someone named Shardinnae. Imagine your mother being that retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 27, 2022 8:23 AM |
Awkwafina.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 27, 2022 8:25 AM |
My name was "Stuart". But my family referred to me as "THAT DUMB CUNT"!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 27, 2022 8:36 AM |
Jeniphir
Jinger
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 27, 2022 8:47 AM |
My grandmother changed the spelling of my mother's name from Marjorie to Marguery.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 27, 2022 8:51 AM |
I once knew a black African hooker named Angela who changed the spelling to Ahjala but still pronounced it as Angela.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 27, 2022 9:07 AM |
Timothee wins the thread.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 27, 2022 9:16 AM |
Airline
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 27, 2022 11:25 AM |
KathE
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 27, 2022 11:51 AM |
Willyam
Steefawn
AleeSha
Puritee
Names from my sister's third grade class roster in Carrie Coral.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 27, 2022 12:31 PM |
D'arrin for Darrin.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 27, 2022 12:40 PM |
More from the Tragediegh file:
Chuntera
Gaquan
Shuntraveious
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 27, 2022 12:40 PM |
Chelssie
Emmaleigh
Cydnei
Jayms
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 27, 2022 12:43 PM |
Marcanthonee.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 27, 2022 12:43 PM |
And then people wonder why kids can't read. If they can't even spell their own name, they're doomed.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 27, 2022 12:45 PM |
B4hb1 (Bobby)
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 27, 2022 12:47 PM |
There is an MLB player named Chone Figgins and his first name is pronounced as"Sean"
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 27, 2022 12:53 PM |
Someone in my family is named Shampayne.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 27, 2022 12:58 PM |
And yet you repeat it r61?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 27, 2022 1:01 PM |
Barbra.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 27, 2022 1:05 PM |
MACCCA for McCartney
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 27, 2022 1:06 PM |
Ke$ha
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 27, 2022 1:11 PM |
Khuntfacé for cuntface
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 27, 2022 1:16 PM |
I just saw one on McMansion Hell. They were showing a kid's overdone bedroom and there on the wall in big block letters... "JAXSON"
I assume it's "Jackson" 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 27, 2022 1:22 PM |
Latinx
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 27, 2022 1:34 PM |
^ Oh, that's easy, he was conceived in a gas station 😏
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 27, 2022 1:37 PM |
^ I was conceived in a Tesla, my name is Electra
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 27, 2022 1:38 PM |
I know a Sameul. Pronounced more or less the same way as the regular Samuel, which the vast majority of people think is his name. One way to avoid getting emails I suppose.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 27, 2022 1:58 PM |
McKayla for Michaela. The ‘Son of Kayla’ weird spelling is ridiculous. I also always think of McRib or McNugget.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 27, 2022 2:03 PM |
Duhfwahn
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 27, 2022 2:24 PM |
Alivia instead of Olivia
I also met a woman named Dristy instead of Kristy.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 27, 2022 2:30 PM |
Barbruh
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 27, 2022 2:33 PM |
Bucket instead of BOUQUET!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 27, 2022 2:37 PM |
Blanqu'ette
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 27, 2022 2:38 PM |
[quote] I also always think of McRib or McNugget.
The epitome of typing fat.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 27, 2022 2:52 PM |
Alizabeth.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 27, 2022 2:55 PM |
HHeather has two HH's.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 27, 2022 2:58 PM |
I work with a Kalieb. Pronounced ‘Caleb’.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 27, 2022 3:15 PM |
R67 Jaxson is ridiculous, but even worse to me is Jaxon or Jaxxon. So fucking stupid.
Jackson is okay. But plain old’ Jack is better.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 27, 2022 3:17 PM |
Jaxson seems to be a name growing in popularity. Quite a few young men pop up when you google it.
Jaxsin is another variant I saw.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 27, 2022 3:23 PM |
Ptyphanie = Tiffany!!!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 27, 2022 3:34 PM |
I do not know if this is a true story or a joke (or both) but someone I worked with years ago swore her mother (a schoolteacher) had a student who was a female twin. Her name was Shanika. Her twin sister was named Nashanika...because she was not Shanika (?) I guess that was the logic.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 27, 2022 3:35 PM |
Tay-Lah
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 27, 2022 4:14 PM |
Shawn for Sean
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 27, 2022 4:29 PM |
Stefonknee
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 27, 2022 4:32 PM |
Stephnie Weir's spelling is so stupid. Loved her MadTV though.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 28, 2022 12:01 AM |
Porsha.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 28, 2022 1:05 AM |
Atheists who name their son Christian but spell it Xian.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 28, 2022 11:47 AM |
Johneen.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 28, 2022 5:02 PM |
Headline on the Daily Mail today: "Cardi B feels 'hopeless trying to make Offset happy' after the tragic shooting death of his cousin Takeoff at age 28"
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 28, 2022 8:25 PM |
[Quote]Alizabeth
I've seen it as "Ahlizabeth."
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 28, 2022 8:33 PM |
Jakoubie
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 28, 2022 8:46 PM |
Ky-Lee
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 28, 2022 8:47 PM |
Not a weird spelling, but I live in Miami and there is an older, woman Uber driver (I think Cuban) that I've gotten a few times whose name is Lesbia (which sounds like a DL cover name to me).
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 28, 2022 10:24 PM |
I actually have a white trash client named "Char-lee."
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 29, 2022 11:21 AM |
Trump for Traitor.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 29, 2022 11:43 AM |
Myke for Mike. I think people just can’t spell anymore. Teachers, do better.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 29, 2022 12:02 PM |
🤔 Ye for Kayne
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 29, 2022 12:21 PM |
I used to work with birth data and records reported when babies were born. About 50,000 per year. Names were one of my fun pursuits, and I'd publish news reports every year on popular baby names.
Favorites?
"Zhan Luke," way back when "Star Trek: The Next Generation" was first on repeats.
"Fuc," a girl whose parents were Vietnamese immigrants. The hospital staff tried to explain the problems being made but they kept the name.
"Beyondsay." I don't need to add anything here, do I?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 29, 2022 12:38 PM |
BUT ISN’T MY NAME CUTER THAN YOURS?!
— Timotheeee Chalamalabadamet
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 29, 2022 6:20 PM |
Anfernee
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 29, 2022 6:50 PM |
My friend and his wife named their son, Micheal instead of Michael because they thought it was “cool.”
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 29, 2022 7:06 PM |
Mykal is another way people are spelling Michael.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 29, 2022 7:29 PM |
With all these ridiculous spellings, why hasn't anyone mentioned the exhaustion and frustration the kids endure after having to constantly SPELL these names every time someone asks them for it.
It's borderline cruelty.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 29, 2022 8:07 PM |
Bailey Baileigh Bailee Baili
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 29, 2022 8:29 PM |
Jorja.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 29, 2022 8:45 PM |
Kristine
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 29, 2022 10:16 PM |
Faythe, Charitee, Jizzabel
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 30, 2022 3:26 AM |
r104 he likens it to being akin to Yahweh rather than Kanye.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 30, 2022 3:32 AM |
r109 Mykal could pass off into a traditional spelling that sounds akin to... it's popularized spelling in many regions, though I've mostly seen it used among eastern europeans in english speaking nations. The tropes of using phonetics for anglicisation.
gaelic names are the fun one, though. . . and of course, a few decades ago when english names became popular in non-english speaking nations where there were many a child named Pepsi
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 30, 2022 3:42 AM |
R116 in the same vein, when I was living in Hong Kong I knew two Fendi Wongs - back when Fendi was a fashionable label.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 30, 2022 5:49 AM |
O’cean, pronounced “Oh-she-arn”.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 30, 2022 6:04 AM |
I went to school with a kid named Sean, pronounced Shane. And yes, he was correcting people 10x a day.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 30, 2022 7:13 AM |
Isreal
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 30, 2022 7:26 AM |
Leave me out….
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 30, 2022 7:29 AM |
Ayiiia from Real World Cancun (she was a real cunt too)
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 30, 2022 7:42 AM |
How can any of these people be executives or CEOs? It’s really limiting them when you give them these names.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 30, 2022 7:44 AM |
I have a great-nephew and his name is KOLTEN.
If you look up "White Trash" in the dictionary you will see a picture of his mother and her heavily tattooed hands and arms.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 30, 2022 7:50 AM |
Why do parents complicate their children's lives? They'll go through life, to clarify the spelling, of their first names.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 30, 2022 2:46 PM |
I took a delivery to someone named "Continuous"
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 30, 2022 3:01 PM |
M'Lynn and Ouiser
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 30, 2022 3:07 PM |
Sade for Shardae.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 30, 2022 3:09 PM |
My co-worker just named her new baby son Jrue. Don't know if that's supposed to be a variant of Drew or what.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 30, 2022 6:25 PM |
R129, your co-worker is a moron.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 30, 2022 6:45 PM |
That guy from Baywatch, Jaason.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 30, 2022 6:48 PM |
Azzhole
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 30, 2022 6:51 PM |
Parents don't realize "unique" spellings put a curse on their kids. They always have to correct or explain their names. A woman on "The People's Court" sued because her daughter's was spelled wrong on a birthday cake, She lost. So sad, too bad, honey.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 30, 2022 6:59 PM |
R123 for real. My mom always told my brother and I to give our kids names that would fit a bank executive, for example. I’m never having kids (my choice) but my brother has two and thankfully followed her advice and gave them normal names spelled the normal way.
CEOs named Jaxxin, Braedyn, Jazzmyn, or Xzavier look silly.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 30, 2022 7:01 PM |
My coworker has a kid named Jacyn. It’s pronounced Jason. My eyes nearly fell out of my head I rolled them so hard when I heard that. Poor kid is always going to be spelling his name for people.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 30, 2022 7:04 PM |
The mom of a local New York television reporter must've liked a name by it's sound, so spelled it the way she heard it - Antwan. Wonder how long it took Mrs. Lewis to find out the correct spelling?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 30, 2022 7:05 PM |
Parents who didn't think their kids wouldn't have much to look forward to, gave them unique spellings as their only claim to fame.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 30, 2022 7:22 PM |
Kunt Phalp
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 30, 2022 7:34 PM |
^^Phlap
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 30, 2022 7:35 PM |
Valorie or Vallory
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 30, 2022 7:51 PM |
Condoleezza.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 30, 2022 7:57 PM |
Jorgie or Gorgy for Georgie.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 30, 2022 8:41 PM |
Carsandera for Cassandra
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 30, 2022 8:43 PM |
Will.I.am
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 30, 2022 10:22 PM |
Aaron for AyAyRon
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 30, 2022 10:26 PM |
Some kids might want privacy and not be easily Googleable. With a unique name they are easily found in a search. I’m so glad I have a common name and people can’t Google me.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 30, 2022 10:26 PM |
I knew someone who named their kid Bumboolaybay. It’s spelled Bumblebee.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 30, 2022 10:28 PM |
Melania, as silly spelling of "Cunt Face"
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 30, 2022 10:30 PM |
Trae instead of Trey
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 2, 2022 7:00 PM |
Hooleeyah for Julia
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 2, 2022 7:04 PM |
Meghan for Rachel
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 2, 2022 7:06 PM |
All of this reminds me of a 30 Rock episode where Tina Fey is at the post office talking to a black postal worker. She looks at the worker's nametag and calls her "Trenée." The worker looks at Fey and says, "Irene."
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 2, 2022 7:12 PM |
Debonnaire
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