Bitches, I think I’m dying!

Do you have a great ass? If so, you’re a goner.

It’s syphilis OP. I just looked up your symptoms on WebMD.

Do you actually have a fever or just constant chills followed by a kind of heating up when you wrap up?

I didn’t but a friend did, and he died.

Prayers 🙏

OP I want the studio 54 memorabilia.

I heard there’s this new virus going around. I think it’s called Covid? Movid? Something like that.

You've got either the flu or the COVID. The flu going around this year is brutal.

" It tends to be a “good” season if the vaccine is 40% to 60% effective, Roberts says. This year’s flu shot has a nearly 50% efficacy against hospitalization from the major strain of the flu, according to the CDC.'

If you're not testing positive for the COVID you've got the flu, babe.

Sounds like the flu. I'd keep drinking water. Jump into a hot shower. That makes me feel better when I'm sick.

I can top that, OP. I started having a weird sensation through my right arm earlier today. Like it was asleep. It's lasted off and on all day. About an hour ago I felt a kind of jolting "pinch" in my chest area above my heart. It only lasted a few seconds but I don't think I'll be having a good night's sleep tonight, that's for sure.

^^left arm^^

Feel better, OP. Maybe go to one of those urgent care clinics?.

R9 this isn’t about you. But you might die too

R4

Flu typically onsets fast.

Get a prescription for Tamiflu as soon as you can. You've got 48 hours from onset to get any benefit.

OP, you have the flu. Stay hydrated, take electrolytes (Gatorade works), and get some Tamiflu from your doctor. It's prescription, but if you can start it asap, your symptoms will be reduced and you will recover more quickly.

Oh, fast. I thought you said fats.

R9 It might be just one of those weird blips, or it could be something sinister, such as an artery dissection. My friend's dissected carotid artery started with the exact symptom of his arm going numb and having a strange feeling. Fortunately he had already had an aortic dissection and knew he was at risk so he booked it to the hospital.

Please consider getting checked out. Now I'm going to worry about you.

Thanks guys. I’m headed to the urgent care tomorrow morning. Fortunately, I have one three blocks away.

My roommate got me some theraflu and other otc meds to deal with my symptoms. Thank god, because I can barely move right now.

As sweet as you are, r16, I think he was kidding. Don’t be worried.

Your “roommate”?

Uh huh.

Be decent, R17, mask up before you go.

LOL, R19.

He’s in a relationship with a wonderful girl. It’s not like that and never has been.

R16 ascending or descending makes all the difference. And most major coronary events present similarly, I wouldn’t immediately suspect dissection.

R12

R9, please go see a doctor immediately. I’m not kidding. You need to have that checked out.

R9 sounds like a pinched nerve.

R9 sounds like a heart attack. Go to the emergency room stat

I'm just getting over this in upstate NY.

The first 3 days I couldn't get warm. The first day I literally shook with cold.

Aches everywhere. Teeth, roots of hair, etc.

At the end major nasal congestion. Cough.

I usually never get sick, either. Wore a mask.

Forgot to mention, it also came on very fast for me. I had been at work all day and suddenly that evening I started feeling awful.

R26 you and R9, the Munchausen with ST elevated infarction don’t understand, this isn’t about you

Glad you pulled through though. R9’ s gonna die.

Now back to OP

OP - you have Covid. Your symptoms are consistent with this little wave going that is around. I got it a few weeks ago and was exactly as you described on day 1.

Don’t jump in the shower if you’re feeling that lousy…You might get woozy and fall. Keep to your bed, drink plenty of fluids, and worry about cleaning up some other time. Hope you start feeling better soon.

[quote]You might get woozy and fall.

Bitch is already woozy.

Seriously, how are you feeling, OP? Will you be well enough to attend r9’s funeral?

My friend had this, and it turned out to be rabies.

And then she died.

GET. TESTED.

Seriously, if it is Covid, and you end up with "long covid", you'll need that positive PCR test to get any benefits.

But he’s on PrEP.

Monkeypox

Sounds like the flu

I had a version of this two weeks ago. It was pretty awful. It started on Monday night and really kicked in on Tuesday. It was accompanied by fever and chills and a runny nose and some congestion. I tested a few times and it was not Covid. I’m pretty sure this was the flu, and yes I am fully vaccinated and I had the quadrivalent flu vaccine. I think that the vaccine lessened the severity of this. I should have gotten the Tamiflu, but didn’t.

Smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

Let's get back to discussing OP's stuff. Any interesting collectibles or hobbies we should know about?

He has two Hummel figurines and numerous Lego sets (for some odd reason).

Interested?

Sounds just like when I think I sero-converted, get an AIDS test.

Hmm, which Lego sets? It's silly, but I really want a Millennium Falcon. Or the Starry Night one.

R42 Damn, that brought me back to the 1990s real quick. I remember friends and I getting anxious when sick, or when sickness didn't clear quickly. Thank you for the reminder that we still need to be vigilant. I hope you are in good health.

OP, R9 hasn't updated because he's connected to all manner of machinery in the ICU, making it difficult to charge his phone.

But how are YOU??

Bitch, are.you still with us!?

The OP has malaria, all the symptoms point toward that.

Bye, bitch. Lovely not knowing you.

It's all that ass you've been eating.

The last words R9 will ever hear—

I hope R9 went to the ER.

Honestly, it sounds like Covid. What kind of idiot doesn't recognize Covid symptoms by now?

OP here:

I finally got CoViD, Bitches!

I tested positive yesterday with a home test kit. I immediately went to the urgent care, and tested positive once more.

I’m in bed, self isolating for 4 more days and re-testing on Sunday.

The first day was the worse and I’m feeling surprisingly much better for being infected with this.

Thankfully, I’m vaxxed to the gills and my symptoms were quite mild and short lived, as opposed to how others who hadn’t been vaccinated.

I did lose all sense of taste and smell yesterday, however.

Thanks for the replies, and I hope everyone here is healthy, and/or recovering from any seasonal illnesses or CoViD, swiftly and easily.

So you had the flu and now the COVID, R52?

"Went to the restroom"

OP is a frau.

[quote] I hope everyone here is healthy, and/or recovering from any seasonal illnesses or CoViD, swiftly and easily.

Except for R9 who is probably dead.

Can I have your Ipod, OP?

I figured. OP's symptoms are consistent with the new strain that's going around right now. It's not as mild as the omicron of last winter.

It turned out to be Covid for me as well.

Vaccine-induced meningitis, it has been making a round among homos in recent months. Your sad, final days, OP.

[quote]Viral meningitis is the most common type of meningitis, Dr. Vazquez says. It is caused by viral pathogens such as enteroviruses, mumps, measles or influenza. “It can even be spread by mosquitos and ticks,” he adds.

OP I had what you are describing. Comes on very fast in the middle of the night. Take Tylenol drink lots of fluids, eat lightly. You have a new COVID Variant. I was also completely boosted and had my flue shot. Good luck. The first three days are the worst for fever. But the coughing and head cold-like symptoms stick around for a while.

Fuck r9’s dead ass anyhow. That lazy bitch should have started her own thread. Hope she’s singing with the angels etc etc

I took the left over Oxycodone from when I had my wisdom tooth out last year to get through the first 3 days. The body aches were next level. All I wanted was someone to knead my ass and legs the first 2 days.

LMAO, R62.

I hope you’re feeling better now or completely over the omicron!

I'm totally over it, OP. I was positive for 10 days and felt the worst the first 3 days. I literally rewatched every episode of Sex and the City over that period b/c I couldn't go anywhere. I hope you feel better, as well!

R62/R64, didn’t watching every episode of Sex and the City just compound the pain?

I'm 9 days in and this fucking cough is making me crazy. I have a stuffy head, blowing my nose, and the cough. No fever, no aches, no headaches and my appetite is fine. I get tired easily, but the worst is the cough and it's especially annoying at night.

You may be nine days into it, R66, but at least you’re not R9 who is likely dead.

R64, same! The first 3 days were the worst. Now? I’m fine. I hope I test negative soon, because I’m bored and am ready to go back to work. I’m so grateful I am vaxxed, because this could have been much worse.

I’ve been watching WEDNESDAY on Netflix, however. It’s SOOO good! I know it’s for kids and teens, but I’m loving it!

R66, get well soon, sweetheart! Sorry to learn you’re not feeling well. 😔

Have some more covid shots OP.

You've got a rancid mussy. Call your PCP and get your name on a mussy donation list, STAT.

It'll only get worse.