Have you seen a co-worker partly or totally naked (but non-sexually)?

Not the hot sex story I was expecting

Not much of a response either. Was a good idea for a thread.

Not exactly naked, but I worked with this nerdy hot mormon bro. he was young and had a lot of kids. he had a nice, thick, VPL always showing in his pants. we were at a conference, drunk, and he had already given his notice and I knew I was leaving the company soon too so I pointed and said "now I know why they call it Magic Underwear - that babymaker is huge!" he turned bright red but I think he also got a little hard. sadly. i did not present hole, though I should have.

When I was younger I saw tons of co-workers naked. It was back when guys showered after swimming, working out, going to the beach. I made sure to be friends with all the hot ones. I was a whore darlin'

Op has exposed her sheltered existence by posting this ridiculous thread

R4 WHORE!!!

R1. If the guy was traveling with his wife, maybe he was using the locker room/showers so he didn't wake her up in the morning.

I love to use the the hotel locker rooms/showers in the gyms for a number of reasons. I love public showers and often It can be the source for a hot hotel hook up instead of using an app. I like to take extra hotel toiletries home, and I can often get some more in the locker rooms; alternatively, it saves me from having to open the shampoo up in the room and I can take more home. If I might hook up later in the room, it's nice to use the towels in the locker room showers to have a supply of fresh towels up in the room. They often have some nice hand/sweat towels which I take a few for home.

R7 sounds like you're more turned on by the SWAG

my straight female co-worker fucked this hot guy at work. I made her show me his dick, balls and ass pics. he was HAWT.

R7 You're better off using dishwashing liquid compared to cheap hotel shampoos. Enjoy hair loss you klepto!

I work in a white shoe law firm, so, erm, no.

^ [attorney here) This is definitely the way you want things to remain. Most attorneys are revolting.

r11 I read this story about naked lawyers on LPSG. I totally believe it's true because the details seem too accurate to be made up. It's super hot, I love the idea of young handsome lawyers showing up in their fancy suits only to be force stripped of all their dignity.

[quote] OK. This is kind of out there but i am a lawyer. We were doing "due diligence" at a major pig/pork processing plant. (I can hear everyone laughing already). My laaw firm was representing the major bank doing the financing. So, a team of 2 from my firm and 3 from the Bank had to take a tour of the plant. Well, you learn something new everyday, but apparently, contamination of the pigs (basically their major asset) is taken very seriously. we had to shower first (cant make this shit up) and get into these full body suits. So, here we all are showering in an open gang shower. Had known all these guyas for yrs but of course only from work. We all had to shower nude in there. We were laughing it off but cool to see who was hung, who wasnt, who had huge lowhangers, and one dude was uncut. odd when u see work colleagues balls assed nude. i hang heavy soft, so i kinda would like to think i had em all beat (being polite here, i was the biggest...haha). Funny but true. Oh and my senior "boss" took a glance at my schlong. will never forget that. Peace

^ Not mention of handsome or young in this story. Just some guy getting off on being the biggest.

[quote]I like to take extra hotel toiletries home, and I can often get some more in the locker rooms;

¡Puta!

What shampoo do you use r10?

R10 do you also take extra toilet paper?

Hood rat.

It’s a bit tragic to find non sexual nudity that unusual

What is your definition of a hood rat, r17?

When I was a waiter we would usually wear street clothes to work and change before and after our shift, so I saw a lot of my coworkers in their underwear.

When I worked for an insurance company in the 80's, we had a fitness room and adjacent showers. There was no shame about walking around nude after working out. No modesty whatsoever. I was in my 20's and out and my co-workers knew it, and never seemed bothered by my being around them. In fact, a couple of the guys, who were married, would make suggestive remarks, kiddingly. One used to regularly tell me, "I'd almost be willing to go gay for you..."

It never felt awkward and several of them were really hot too.

I can't remember specific occasions, but I worked with a late cousin of mine that I'm sure I've seen in swimwear at some point (and vice versa). Strictly professional with my non-related co-workers though, and since I was often the lone man on business trips no sharing of hotel rooms.

Once a week so I could keep my job.

There was a DLer a while back who worked at Facebook and said they had bumped into Zuck in the company gym locker room a few times but had so far missed the grand reveal. Can we get an update on that?

R7 So a whore and a thief

We had a gym in our office building. This was the 90s, so getting nude in the locker room was no big deal. I saw lots of co-workers nude in the locker room. Sadly, the two co-workers I had the highest hopes for turned out both to be white and puffy--big disappointments.