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We need to discuss the posters for Ben Platt's tour

What fresh hell is this? He looks like Teen Wolf if Teen Wolf were on the spectrum

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by Anonymousreply 55September 16, 2022 8:00 PM

Actually we don't , OP

by Anonymousreply 1September 15, 2022 6:15 PM

A half-gallon bottle of Liquid Plumber would take care of that.

by Anonymousreply 2September 15, 2022 6:28 PM

Why didn't he shave his upper arms and back before he took publicity shots?

by Anonymousreply 3September 15, 2022 6:33 PM

Look I like hairy, I'm hairy myself. But, I nair my back and shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 4September 15, 2022 6:35 PM

At least, he doesn't have tatts, that we can see.

by Anonymousreply 5September 15, 2022 6:35 PM

I thought DLers loved hairy men.

by Anonymousreply 6September 15, 2022 6:40 PM

threre's hairy and hairy. No one ever said, Oh his hairy shoulders are so sexy, I love to rub my face over them

by Anonymousreply 7September 15, 2022 6:51 PM

Ben, 1984 called. It wants everything back.

by Anonymousreply 8September 15, 2022 6:52 PM

He’s so ugly.

by Anonymousreply 9September 15, 2022 6:52 PM

I thought that we agreed on the exact same thread last week that this little troll needs to go away ?

by Anonymousreply 10September 15, 2022 6:53 PM

Is that poster someone's idea of sexy?

If so, they're way, way, way off the mark, laughably so.

by Anonymousreply 11September 15, 2022 6:55 PM

Don't care much for the hairy shoulders, but I did notice he is packing to the left.

by Anonymousreply 12September 15, 2022 7:16 PM

Nothing better than snuggling up to a hairy back, especially on a cold night. R4 can take his Nair and shove it where he'll get a severe tingle.

by Anonymousreply 13September 15, 2022 7:22 PM

He makes me deeply, deeply uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 14September 15, 2022 7:28 PM

That's the wrong Platt in that shot. It should be brother Jonah in a sleeveless T and moose knuckle jeans.

by Anonymousreply 15September 15, 2022 7:34 PM

Are there any other Platts on the horizon we need to worry about that daddy is buying careers for?

by Anonymousreply 16September 15, 2022 7:39 PM

R16 Why would you worry? Just ignore what you don't like.

by Anonymousreply 17September 15, 2022 7:41 PM

More like 1977 than 1984.

by Anonymousreply 18September 15, 2022 7:43 PM

R17 I just want to brace myself and be prepared, for the worse.

by Anonymousreply 19September 15, 2022 7:43 PM

You need a life, hun.

by Anonymousreply 20September 15, 2022 7:49 PM

R20 There are worse things I could do.

by Anonymousreply 21September 15, 2022 7:50 PM

The Hill/Feldsteins and the Platts are different families, correct? Yes, both families have bought careers but independently of one another, rightt?

by Anonymousreply 22September 15, 2022 7:54 PM

Wife-beater tanks and hairy shoulders just seem to find each other.

by Anonymousreply 23September 15, 2022 7:56 PM

Oh dear, R23

by Anonymousreply 24September 15, 2022 7:58 PM

Will no one in this guy’s life be honest with him?

by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2022 8:00 PM

I think that poster is a composite made from two different photos.

His head looks like it came from another photo and was pasted onto the body shot.

Look closely. Anyone else see this?

by Anonymousreply 26September 15, 2022 8:09 PM

He looks like the Bear Jew from Inglourious Basterds.

by Anonymousreply 27September 15, 2022 8:12 PM

His dad bought him a career but couldn’t be bothered to buy him a neck!

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2022 8:21 PM

The hair is fine on his shoulders, but that mess on his head...who styles him? A blind woman with dyslexia?

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2022 8:26 PM

He just played the Hollywood Bowl and maybe there were 10,000 people there. I think it holds 18,000. Not bad.

by Anonymousreply 30September 15, 2022 8:27 PM

With Special Guests, Cock and Balls!

by Anonymousreply 31September 15, 2022 8:28 PM

I’m sure Noah Galvin is one of the most obsequious of boyfriends, especially when his partner’s family holds so much power producing possible productions he may want to be part of. I wonder if he petitioned them to do a stint as Fieyro yet?

by Anonymousreply 32September 15, 2022 8:46 PM

Cast him in Funny Girl so we can run him out of town like that Beanie chick.

by Anonymousreply 33September 15, 2022 8:50 PM

You can see Ben's brother on Uncoupled. He plays the bitchy queen with the accent during the gay ski weekend episode.

by Anonymousreply 34September 15, 2022 8:51 PM

r22 Yes, though Ben and Beanie are best friends, so seems likely he'd have daddy help her career along too

by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2022 8:52 PM

Jonah.

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by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2022 8:55 PM

I don't know who this is.

by Anonymousreply 37September 15, 2022 9:00 PM

R4, speak for yourself.

R13, agreed.

by Anonymousreply 38September 15, 2022 9:02 PM

Who pairs a mohair shrug with a tank top?

by Anonymousreply 39September 15, 2022 9:03 PM

This photo is spectacularly ill-advised all around.

by Anonymousreply 40September 15, 2022 9:04 PM

Everything about his career is ill-advised. Including the fact he's playing MSG in a week and a half, and there's still a fuckload of tickets available

And yes, the arena, not the theatre.

He's doing an arena show in Nashville this Sunday, half the arena this time, and there's still a large amount unsold.

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by Anonymousreply 41September 15, 2022 9:09 PM

Burn it! Burn it to the ground!

by Anonymousreply 42September 15, 2022 9:09 PM

This thread made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my early dinner, and Ben Platt is not something I want to die over.

by Anonymousreply 43September 15, 2022 9:14 PM

Sabra.

by Anonymousreply 44September 15, 2022 9:18 PM

He’s only 28?!?

by Anonymousreply 45September 15, 2022 9:43 PM

Ben who? I'm not familiar with this individual. What exactly is his claim to fame? Is he some sort of chanteuse?

by Anonymousreply 46September 15, 2022 9:52 PM

I love the fact he's embracing that he's a gay man. The fake fingernails he's been wearing lately kind of creep me out. I love his voice though!

by Anonymousreply 47September 15, 2022 10:03 PM

Well, I guess we all should feel comfortable in our skin.

Whatever it may be.

by Anonymousreply 48September 15, 2022 10:22 PM

R46, not a Broadway fan? Tony winner for Dear Evan Hansen. Grammy, and Emmy also.

by Anonymousreply 49September 15, 2022 11:00 PM

When will Platt go splatt?

by Anonymousreply 50September 15, 2022 11:02 PM

Aly&AJ have some decent songs. He’s FUG.

by Anonymousreply 51September 15, 2022 11:31 PM

I'm hesitant to even post, since so few seem to like him, but I saw Ben Friday at the Rady Sell in San Diego. There were 6000 there, and I was surprised at the crowd mix. No one over 50, and a mix of gay and straight couples and groups of friends.

Ben thanked the audience many times during the show, as it drizzled throughout. People were dancing and cheering the whole time.

I was able to hear the sound check as well. Lovely, with him and the back up singers acapella at points.

Most of the songs were from his albums, although he did a song from Waitress and a great cover of Gaga's You And I.

The main thing for me was seeing an out gay man, talking about his boyfriend and singing songs in a large venue that were about same sex love, and an audience that loved it That was a first foe me..

No, he's not a beauty but he put on a great show. He was quite nice afterwards. Just conjecture on my part but the failure of the DEH movie and his last album not being a success may have taken some wind out of his sails. I think that was probably a good thing.

Night all. .

by Anonymousreply 52September 16, 2022 5:31 AM

I've found my star.

by Anonymousreply 53September 16, 2022 5:39 AM

I think he is trying to copy DL fave Andy Gibb.

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by Anonymousreply 54September 16, 2022 7:59 PM

Bigger pic of the gibb bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 16, 2022 8:00 PM
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