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BEA JOKE WRITER, Y'ALL!

Laffy Taffy is have a contest, they need your jokes! Give em out best!

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by Anonymousreply 11August 20, 2022 3:29 AM

Your thread title’s a joke. How’s that?

by Anonymousreply 1August 19, 2022 12:36 AM

I submitted a joke, but before you can complete the process, you have to agree to receive their spam e-mails. Nope.

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2022 12:38 AM

What was the joke, r2?

by Anonymousreply 3August 19, 2022 1:00 AM

Thanks r2 for that heads up. I'm not gonna bother. God I hate spam emails.

by Anonymousreply 4August 19, 2022 1:24 AM

How do you make a hormone?

Punch her in the stomach.

by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2022 1:26 AM

Bea's joke writer? Love Winifred Hervey

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by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2022 1:28 AM

R3

Did you hear about the peanut that got mugged?

It was a salted.

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2022 11:21 AM

Dorothy Parker’s take on that joke is more elegant, where the difference between an enzyme and a hormone is that you can’t hear an enzyme.

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2022 11:54 AM

What do you call Trump's lawyer?

A stupid cunt!

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2022 12:09 PM

Him, it's Laffy Taffy, not Truthy Ruthy.

by Anonymousreply 10August 20, 2022 3:27 AM
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by Anonymousreply 11August 20, 2022 3:29 AM
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