What Singers With Chops in Their Prime Would You Not Want To See Play FB In FG

Ella

FB in FG? Is this a fucking joke?

Judy Collins is way way way past her expiration date.

Celine

Macy Gray

Doris Day

Read the thread title, r2.

R2. In their PRIME. Read the headline

Yma Sumac

Johnny Mathis

Wtf is FB? Face book ?

R10 Fanny Brice!

Celine Dion

Liberace

Liberace with chops. His hands.

Julie Andrews

Facebook in Field Goal? What?

For fucks sake op! You need to get out of here.

OP LURVS VEGGIES and can't be fucked to type out FB and FG.

The acronym fad is wearing thin. Especially when losers like OP make it worse

I see what you did there, r19 .

For the non theatre queens FB=Franny Brice FG= Funny Girl

^^ that would be me. I’m not a musical theater man.

FANNY BRICE!! AND FUNNY GIRL!!! Dumb asses

^^ Calm down r29. Did you just get out of prison?

Then get the fuck outta this thread, r22.

Listen I’m here because I’m not for Judy Collins being considered for roles or projects. You obviously live in a very small glass house.

Some theater queen is projecting tonight - op.

FM

-of Queen

Do you realize that the title asks which singers you would NOT want to see play the role? Was that intentional, OP?

You catch on quick, r29.

Kim Carnes

Janis Ian

Kathleen Battle

OP, are we talking about singers you didn't want to see play FB in FG when they WERE in their prime, or singers who are no longer in their prime who you NOW don't want to see play FB in FG. You know, because they're no longer in their prime.

R23 you seem "special"

Stacey. Q

The theme of this thread is really what singers who can sing would be utterly miscast in the role of Fanny Brice in Funny Girl.

Miscast. Don' you get it? Would you want to see John Gielgud play Stanley Kowalski or George C. Scott play Puck? So would you want to see Ella Fitzgerald play Fanny Brice, even though she could sing the shit out of it. This is a comical thread !!!!!!!

R37 Thank you

Blossom Dearie

Marlene Dietrich.

Sorry R30, I really am a bit slow. Thank you R37 for clarifying.

Russell Oberlin.

Delilah-Judith

Eydie Gormé. It could've happened.

[Quote]Eydie was considered for the role of Fanny Brice in the Broadway show "Funny Girl" but turned it down when the producers would not cast husband, Steve Lawrence, in the part of "Nicky Arnstein".

Vestel Goodman

I hate Blossom Dearie with every fiber of my being.

She hit me in the head with a fondue pot, r47.

Yes thank you R38. I started this thread. I should have been more specific. Perhaps the thread’s lead should have been: What singer with chops, could sing the shit out of the Funny Girl score, but if cast in the role of Fanny Brice, would be so miscast, it would be laughable. So think of Judy Collins with her 1960s breathtakingly beautiful soprano sound. She probably could sing the shit of the Funny Girl score, but if cast would be a ludicrous choice. Your turn.

See? I always knew she was a cunt, R48.

Darlene Edwards

Helen Morgan

Imagine her sitting on a piano singing I'm the Greatest Star and giving it...*sad*.

Connie Francis

Miss Stritch