Anne He he's funeral

"Being" cremated?

She is being cremated and her ashes will be shot into space.

I haven't been following Anne Heche for a long time. I had no idea she used to date Steve Martin. I honestly can't see those two as a couple.

There's no funeral because she faked her death!

She taught Martin to play banjo.

She was born a poor, black child.

Ellen is delivering the eulogy.

[quote] I had no idea she used to date Steve Martin.

From Steve Martin's Bowfinger (1999) IMDB trivia page:

[quote] The character of Daisy (played by Heather Graham) is a thinly veiled jab at Anne Heche. Like Daisy, Heche is from Ohio, and, also like Daisy, Heche was briefly romantically involved with a significantly older man, Steve Martin. Daisy's last lines about being involved with "the most powerful lesbian in Hollywood" are a reference to Heche's relationship at the time with Ellen DeGeneres.

Whats the deal with "Anne He He"? A DL meme? It's not particularity funny...

R8 It always makes me picture Michael Jackson singing the name. "Anne HEE HEE!"

R8, someone misspelled "Anne Heche" or spelling autocorrect changed it to "Anne He He", just like "Jackie Onassis" became "Jackie On Assistance". I also don't think "Anne He He" is particularly funny and wish it would go away but it won't.

Thanks for the background info about Anne and Steve Martin's relationship.

Where will the car be buried?

[quote]It always makes me picture Michael Jackson singing the name. "Anne HEE HEE!"

Ann(i)e are you ok, are you ok Ann(i)e?

Anne He he is hilarious.

"cremated? "

🤔

I mean, isn't she?... Um, wasn't she? Oh, nevermind

I like Anne He He as well.

Ellen is a cold ass cunt!

^ No love for Ellen, but if one of my exes from 20 years ago died, I can't say that I wouldn't react the same way

If a Anne He he is cremated should we call her Anne Twice Baked Potato?

Will Lindsey Buckingham be in attendance?

Anne He He is hilarious. Bunch of fucking old woman scolds.

It's not hilarious. Nor is the dumb joke about Ellen not invited. Wit of a twat with an IQ of 85.

All people who think Anne He He is funny are now being blocked. Take that.

^ Would you like to speak to the manager?

[quote] Whats the deal with "Anne He He"? A DL meme? It's not particularity funny...

Oh FFS.

Lighten up, Francis!

R10 has stated her boundaries. And has marked them with her cunt spray.

I DEMAND to speak to the manager, R23.

If you create a DL meme it should be funny. Jackie on Assistance is. Bearking was funny for the first 3 times. Anne HeHe is not.

^ The boss of all things funny has spoken 😂

Is Richard Burgi invited to the funeral?

R27 = Obviously THE AUTHORITY on DL humor

However, R27 might want to differentiate between DL memes and DL "Straining with Self-Promotion Faux-Memes."

Nothing, at this point, remains "funny" about Anne Heche's demise. The humor has flamed out. Except when a brilliant poster posts.

R27 is even more lifeless than Anne He he

Wow, okay cunts. I thought Anne He He was mildly funny in the tradition of Brendad Ickson. But I guess you all told me! I'll just go fuck off, then.

I thought you were going to block us all, troll?

I thought Ann He He was hilarious the first few threads.

R14 see R1

That works well, r12

It's seared in my brain now, and it will be all I hear when reading her name.

R30 = Obviously THE AUTHORITY on DL humor

R9

ME TOO!

or maybe I should say #metoo

Since MJ was mentioned.

Is it common to send out invitations to funerals? Isn’t it customary to notify family and friends and announce the funeral in an obituary or notice in a newspaper or through a church or mortuary?

This thread took a turn!

Will the crisps at the wake be BQ, or Plain?

R39, now it's more common to just tell family and friends whom you want to attend the funeral that the person has passed away and give them the time and place of the funeral. Then you publish an obituary after the funeral service has taken place. I really doubt people send out invitations.

Calling distance relatives to tell them there is a funeral and effectively an invitation.

in my family there is a difference between a funeral and a memorial. The memorial can even be a different day, to accommodate people who travel and work.

There was some funeral that was taking tickets recently.

My point is in the past it was common for the date, time and the church where the funeral service would be held were announced in the obituary and whoever wanted to attend would. Now, more and more people want only closest family and friends to attend the funeral so they give that info privately.

People don't need Wanda just showing up to eat all the food, or Fishbone playing his old tricks.

Will there be fainting?

The idea that autocorrect turned heche into hehe in a thread about a ghastly, fatal accident is so incongruous as to be funny.

It really is!

I wonder if her spirit drove straight up and into St. Peter's Gates!

[Quote] If a Anne He he is cremated

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