Back to THE Data Lounge after three years.

Let's start with you. Are you still old, obese and alone?

"What's new bitches?"

You're older and more obese? And still alone, hence the return? ; )

It's as if you never left, OP, but welcome back.

Die in a grease fire, OP, back in your Momma's basement!

Since you left we’re all Fraus, Russians and Trannies now. Welcome back, cis male comrade! My pussy itches and my kids are hungry.

Did you hear, Anne Heche died. You may have missed that.

They drummed you out of QWHIP, so you come crawling back to Data Lounge. But Data Lounge doesn't go for geezers and fatties.

He he

Hay Gurl haaaaaaay

Welcome back! Here’s your 2-for-one coupon at Abortion Hut.

On the DL, everyone is young, hung, and trim. So leave your specs at the door and come on in, Missy.

all the coupons expired a few weeks ago r10 😬

Welcome back. Few more cum stains on the chintz but other than that, things are much the same as when you left.

I'm still size zero!

They still take them at Pizza Hut, R12.

Whats new? What's new?!? Oh, the DL drama you have missed!

First up, Cheryl died. Her pussy, as assumed, smells worse than ever now. Next up? It is officially TWICE around the garden after a consumer lawsuit was filed. The neighbor who was a gargoyle fell off the roof and is now in a wheelchair permanently. The Sumerian Housewives moved to Florida abd all caught STDs at The Villages. Darfur Orphan cracked wise one too many times and Debra Messing had him killed. Vairst Leddy is plotting DJT's demise. And there was apparently more than one Grammar Troll all along. But most importantly. . .it appears that JanBot is dead and DL needs to rejoice.

Every straight guy, irrespective of what he looks like, is fuckable and every hot gay guy is ugly. Or has DL always been that way inclined?

You did miss the arrival (and it would appear, the departure) of Greg, a self proclaimed chef extraordinaire. Hailing from Boston, he was his own biggest fan. He got some of our fatter whores into a tizz with his recipes but his refusal to authenticate and his disturbing compulsion to reply to every single detractor soon saw him become a laughing stock.

Muriel is back from rehab. Again.

I’m still exhausted.

The mere mention of anything involving GAY or GAY SEX is now considered LITERAL VIOLENCE to the handful of Trans Mafia loons on this site.

So am I, Roxanne. All outta spoons.

Had Lorna Luft been molested the last time you were here OP?

Jabba is still cray-zee.

The Scat Queen became a Born Again Christian and now only answers to the name, Cornelius, Our Patron Saint of Fecal Matter.

There’s been a lot of bad driving in Los Angeles, killing pedestrians and destroying property. I rediscovered Olivia Newton John’s strange and insecure daughter and hippy dippy formerly hot ex husband in the aftermath of her death. Jabba and Madonna are still at it. You know, the usual.

Erna now lives in a public restroom in Barcelona.

Everyone’s kicking it from fentanyl or high speed collisions.

Trannies Trannies Trannies

Lee Pace and his nipples escaped from a farm where he was being held underground for a number of years

The checkout girl will give you smallpox in your ass if you ask for exact change

Ah! I had only just noticed that suddenly on Datalounge all seemed to breathe freedom and peace, to make one forget the world and its sad turmoils, when now I see that it was our Prodigal RickLapel, returned to us at last!

Some neurodivergent demands we discuss Kate Jackson every Friday...

which is especially hard, because Kate's now a crazy old hoarder who hasn't done anything interesting since about 1987.

BILL TAYLOR IS EITHER DEAD OR HE'S GOT A NEW YOUNG BOYFRIEND "FROM NORTH"...

The elder gay queen who's obsessed with his neighbor's son Joel, apparently has dementia, because he hasn't noticed that "young Joel" is nearly middle-aged now.

I'm still working on getting rid of that nasty stain on my basement carpet.

Pierre died, RIP.

Nowadays, when someone makes an error in their Original Post, they are called 'worse than Hitler'.

[quote]I've been gone from Data Lounge since I last commented on a thread in July of 2019 about being old, obese, and alone.

What a faggot.

Wrong, r35:

MEIN FUHRER (plus the relevant thread link) is the response to anyone who makes a new OP post on a topic for which there is already an active thread

DL is still obsessed with old TV shows like "I Love Lucy".

But there is an exciting new show about four older women living together in Miami that's getting a LOT of buzz.

I think it has the actress who played "Maude" in it.

I can't think of the name of it now, but you may want to check it out...

I'm just imagining OP in full Norma Desmond drag, belting out "It's as If We Never Said Good-bye."

Miss Lindz is still outraged by the depraved homo-sexuals who are attempting to destroy our American culture...

and the way they flaunt their taunt, muscular young bodies in public...

[quote]I've been gone from Data Lounge since I last commented on a thread in July of 2019 about being old, obese, and alone. What's new bitches?

OMG, this is hopeless...you've missed so much, there's no way anyone could possibly bring you up to speed.

You may just have to accept that this absence will be a glaring gap in your knowledge of popular culture and in your life experience.

But (sigh) I suppose it is our duty to try....yada, yada, yada...and now Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are married and living happily ever after.

It's pretty much just VivianVanceLounge, now.

Well when you left, I had just learned about the death of Princess Diana....

OP, you (lazy) filthy whore!

Have you at least kept up your wiglet, OP?

We do have standards.

You guys misread OP. He didn't say he was old, obese, and alone, he just said he commented on that thread. For all we know, he made have made fun of it.

There’s a healthy supply of dead boy snatch and the entire Datalounge is still a FAT WHORE.

If anyone says anything against wokeness or gender fluidity they are immediately a Russian bot or Trumper.

Joel and his neighbor have been missing since quarantine. Mitzi has been in a shelter since.

I bet you look 10 years younger than when you left, OP! DL gives magical powers that cause others to view us as, at least, 10 years younger than we really are. NO ONE can believe we're the age we are!

The hell she has r50! (I am assuming that Mitzi is a dog and not his mother)

[quote]What's new bitches?

The word now is CUNTS.

Welcome back, Rick. I hope you're well.

Madonna was only on her twelfth facelift then OP.

Summer 2019 eh? OP had long covid, but as he's a denier the excuse is 'lost login details for Datalounge'.

Oh man, have we been Rickrolled?

Omg

DL is Brigadoon. Welcome back OP. We never change, we are always here invisible to many but the chosen few who can never leave but will be drawn back to Brigadoon again and again.

Demi Lovato changed her pronouns from she/her to they/them to ze/zir to has-been/never-was to they/them to she/her.

In three years, she did this ten times over.

Elliot Page lobbed her jugs off, tuned them into six packs and is now insisting she's a bloke.

^^^^turned them into....

R59 gets it

R61 Did I dream this, or did he now say he regrets it? Or which celebrity is it that said they want to transition back?

[quote]If anyone says anything against wokeness or gender fluidity they are immediately a Russian bot or Trumper.

Lies. They're hailed as DL heroes.

Sadly, the authorities are no closer to apprehending a certain foreign faction.

I'm doing fabuloush! I haven't married a gay man since 2007!

There may have been a thread or two about inconsistencies in the Golden Girls since you last joined us, OP.

I hope you didnt come back to say you rinse your pasta

Regretfully nothing has changed here. But thanks for checking!

OP, you're never truly alone as long as you have us. But be careful, some of us have monkeypox.

Teddi Mellencamp got the axe on RHOBH, LVP had a hissy fit after she was revealed to be leaking stories to the tabs, Lisa Rinna’s Mom died, & Brandi ate Denise Richards’s pussy.

How does the painfully slow addition of new threads and posts compare to the heavy turnover we used to see

I told a friend who also used to hang out here years ago that I had returned. He wanted my to ask about Tequila Mockingbird. Is she still with us? Or did she RIP long ago?

[quote]How does the painfully slow addition of new threads and posts compare to the heavy turnover we used to see

I only wish the addition of new posts from unhinged Meghan Markle haters were painfully slow.

Something I've just discovered this minute....DL blocks a specific male name from being posted. Begins with E, ends with 'win'. When did this happen and why are we no longer able to discuss he who can't be mentioned? It's also blocked on all searches.

[quote]RickLapel

Pics please.

OP, it's as if you never said good-bye.

OP’s been in the wings too long.

Sadly, very little has changed.

I haven’t seen Tequila Mockingbird in a long time R74, but i haven’t heard anything either.

Given the average age of DL’ers at this point it’d be a community service if Muriel created an obituary page.