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“Professions” the world does not need

The ones that, in a doomsday scenario, would never qualify for a berth on the ark/ escape pod.

I’ll start:

“Influencer” (in any medium)

Race car driver

Nail technician

by Anonymousreply 62August 19, 2022 2:35 PM

Food blogger. Or any kind of blogger, really.

by Anonymousreply 1August 17, 2022 6:13 PM

Actors

by Anonymousreply 2August 17, 2022 7:10 PM

DEI consultants

by Anonymousreply 3August 17, 2022 7:11 PM

Politicians

by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2022 7:11 PM

"Influencers"

by Anonymousreply 5August 17, 2022 7:21 PM

Teachers/professors. They can just video record the best ones giving lessons and show it in every classroom/lecture hall. There's no reason a 'Live performance' is required.

by Anonymousreply 6August 17, 2022 7:21 PM

Whatever OP does.

by Anonymousreply 7August 17, 2022 7:23 PM

[quote]Nail technician

Speak Fo’ Yoself Beyotch

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 8August 17, 2022 7:32 PM

Diversity "experts"

by Anonymousreply 9August 17, 2022 8:23 PM

Management coach

by Anonymousreply 10August 17, 2022 8:26 PM

R6 that is absolutely false. Not everyone learns the same way and the individual attention and back and forth discussion with a teacher or professor that is actually present is invaluable. There are lots of studies that show lower class size and access to individual one on one coaching increasesstudent engagement and development and the entire learning process for that person.

We don’t learn merely by watching you tubes. FFS. Dialogue and discussion, the ability to ask questions, have free ideas and association are so important.

by Anonymousreply 11August 17, 2022 8:29 PM

Subway sandwich artists

by Anonymousreply 12August 17, 2022 8:34 PM

[quote]actors

r2 = Oliver Cromwell

by Anonymousreply 13August 17, 2022 8:36 PM

Momager

by Anonymousreply 14August 17, 2022 8:44 PM

Spokesmodel.

by Anonymousreply 15August 17, 2022 9:15 PM

Letter turners.

by Anonymousreply 16August 17, 2022 9:39 PM

Mourners

by Anonymousreply 17August 17, 2022 9:58 PM

Pussy and asshole wash and deodorant creators

by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2022 9:59 PM

Most of the personalities of talk radio.

by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2022 10:00 PM

Lobbyists

by Anonymousreply 20August 17, 2022 10:01 PM

Most podcasters

by Anonymousreply 21August 17, 2022 10:03 PM

Travel agent

by Anonymousreply 22August 17, 2022 10:06 PM

Influencers and DEI consultants. YES!!!!

by Anonymousreply 23August 17, 2022 10:08 PM

OP, sorry, I disagree with "nail technician". I love pedicures and I've had horrible experiences because I wasn't familiar with the quality of their services. Mainly when I travel and away from my regular salon. I'm talking about getting infections or the pedicure was painful because they didn't know what they were doing. When it comes to my precious toes, I want only the best person to have access to them.

by Anonymousreply 24August 17, 2022 10:37 PM

Coal miner.

by Anonymousreply 25August 17, 2022 10:38 PM

Checkout attendants

by Anonymousreply 26August 18, 2022 12:58 AM

OnlyFans Whore

by Anonymousreply 27August 18, 2022 1:03 AM

Rapper

by Anonymousreply 28August 18, 2022 1:06 AM

HR

by Anonymousreply 29August 18, 2022 1:08 AM

Preacher

Televangelist

by Anonymousreply 30August 18, 2022 1:08 AM

Project Manager.

by Anonymousreply 31August 18, 2022 1:56 AM

Real estate agent

by Anonymousreply 32August 18, 2022 2:03 AM

Life coach

by Anonymousreply 33August 18, 2022 2:07 AM

Priests

by Anonymousreply 34August 18, 2022 2:27 AM

Diversity managers.

by Anonymousreply 35August 18, 2022 6:59 AM

Nail technicians are definitely needed! I am so bad at doing my toes that I have a professional do them every six weeks or so. They’re also indispensable for the elderly or people that are not very flexible. It’s a thankless job and I appreciate people that do it well!

by Anonymousreply 36August 18, 2022 7:03 AM

Realtors.

by Anonymousreply 37August 18, 2022 7:12 AM

Associate director of communications and stewardship. Bitch you’re in sales

by Anonymousreply 38August 18, 2022 7:24 AM

Intimacy coordinators

by Anonymousreply 39August 18, 2022 8:51 AM

Product managers.

by Anonymousreply 40August 18, 2022 9:37 AM

Badketballers, Footballers, Baseballers, Hockey players, tennis players, golf players--all are unnecessary

by Anonymousreply 41August 18, 2022 9:59 AM

Pastors, preachers, life coaches, boxers, actors, duchesses, dukes, princes, etc.

by Anonymousreply 42August 18, 2022 10:01 AM

Reality TV "stars" talk show hosts glass windshield makers/repairers because a shatter-proof, MUCH safer alternative windshield has been around for many years. The glass windshield makers/repairers must be kept employed though, even if their product makes car accidents so much worse with shredded faces and such.

by Anonymousreply 43August 18, 2022 10:06 AM

mountain climbers skydivers BASE jumpers bungee jumping facilitators dog whisperers interior decorators/designers

by Anonymousreply 44August 18, 2022 10:09 AM

R43 what is the glass windshield alternative?

by Anonymousreply 45August 18, 2022 10:11 AM

CLOWNS jugglers animal trainers tightrope walkers trapeze artists graffitists

by Anonymousreply 46August 18, 2022 10:11 AM

Acrylic

by Anonymousreply 47August 18, 2022 10:16 AM

Life coach

by Anonymousreply 48August 18, 2022 10:16 AM

tobacco farming

by Anonymousreply 49August 18, 2022 10:17 AM

More information about no-glass windshields/windscreens

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 50August 18, 2022 10:26 AM

Duchess

by Anonymousreply 51August 18, 2022 1:43 PM

Wealth advisor

by Anonymousreply 52August 18, 2022 11:10 PM

Phone sanitisers, account executives, hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, and management consultants.

by Anonymousreply 53August 19, 2022 5:17 AM

Competitive eaters. I’m so disgusted by this. Think of people who are starving!

by Anonymousreply 54August 19, 2022 5:24 AM

[quote] The ones that, in a doomsday scenario, would never qualify for a berth on the ark/ escape pod.

Internet trolls

Conspiracy theorists

by Anonymousreply 55August 19, 2022 5:33 AM

Oh yeah, r53? Just wait till the next Covid variant spreads via dirty telephones and kills us all!

by Anonymousreply 56August 19, 2022 1:52 PM

R6 What a load of crap.

by Anonymousreply 57August 19, 2022 1:56 PM

R44 "mountain climbers skydivers BASE jumpers bungee jumping facilitators" Those are hobbies, not professions

by Anonymousreply 58August 19, 2022 1:57 PM

Stock Market Analyst

by Anonymousreply 59August 19, 2022 1:58 PM

Corporate Lobbyist

by Anonymousreply 60August 19, 2022 2:04 PM

Slam poets.

by Anonymousreply 61August 19, 2022 2:33 PM

Pediatric gender affirmation specialist

by Anonymousreply 62August 19, 2022 2:35 PM
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