HEADLESS FETUS here

Are you hardcore?

Nothing about me is hard, they say my skeleton is gummy

Headless Fetus, you are looking FABULOUS tonight. Who are you wearing??

Headless, is it true you're headless because Chrissy Metz took a bite out of you as an amuse bouche?

Oscar predictions?

How does it feel like living in a cunt of a 400-lb sow of a mother, fetus?

Which Golden Girl are you?

Any thoughts, pro or con, on restricted neighborhoods?

Is it true you’re going to be in the upcoming season of American Horror Story opposite Billie Lourd?

If they ever find your head, will you get two listings in the Almanach de Gotha? That seems unfair.

Are fascinators non-U?

Are mock turtlenecks too gay?

Will you be Trump's running mate if he runs again in 2024?

Headless, what are your pronouns?

Are you trans POC ?

A/S/L?

Do you give good head?

You type fat.

[quote] Will you be Trump's running mate if he runs again in 2024?

He’ll at least be a Trump voter; they’re headless.

Which newspapers do you read?

FETUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!

Would you recommend Ray’s Wig World?

How many mpg do you get

Good luck picking out hats.

Wait. Does anybody still wear them?

Were you one of the many DLers at the Via Galactica previews?

Do you hunt and kill stray toddlers in the forest on All Hallows’ Eve????

Do you wear a pumpkin or perhaps acorn squash on your head? Carved or drawn? If carved, is the candle lit?

What’s on your IPOD ?

Can I borrow $500?

[quote] What’s on your IPOD ?

Is this your jam?

Do you drop your pants when you're having a bad hair day?

Will you be auditioning for the role of Clay Critter in the next Legion Of Super Pets movie?

Were you born on prom night in a bathroom? Did you end up here?

Why do you think the old men made these laws?

I knew a headless fetus.

And then it died.

Cut or uncut?

Who should have REALLY won the Academy Award for Best Actress in 1964 instead of that bitch Patricia Neal?

[quote]HEADLESS FETUS here

Pics please.

Have you considered retirement?

- B. Singer

You can get a job in a "topless" bar.

How much per hour?

Can we count on your vote?

- RNC

Size Meat Verificatia?

Are you known for your work in the legitimate theatre?

Have you ever been to Sleepy Hollow?

Can I have your afterbirth?

Are you God's will?

Bitcoin or NFT?

Any comment on the rumors that you're currently dating Pete Davidson?

Is your father the Headless Horseman?

Are the new Abortion Hut spokesperson?

R37, Patricia Neal deserved that Oscar. May the Headless Fetus haunt your dreams.

Will you care to join me for a light breakfast in my trellised morning room?

*Would

- Russian Troll

Which is worse - Prymate or Caroline or Change?

Is there anything you wouldn't do to get ahead?

What's on your iPod? "I Think I'm Going Out of My Head"?

Do you have "an" Onlyfans?

[quote] Do you have "an" Onlyfans?

Yes, but I don't show anything from the neck, up.

He had a hot ass (and no head) but he couldn't live forever.

What are you rates for light electrical?

How do you account for lift slippage if your girdle plate jerries cross the prim fixture?

Team M or Team G?

Thoughts on a return to the gold standard?

Did you know John Phillip Law was in a Western?

Neither did I!

How do you compensate for your complete lack of oral skills?

Have you ever spent one night in Bangkok?

Do you plan to drain your pasta in a plastic colander?

Do you at least have a hole between your shoulders that you can suck mom's tit with? If so, you'll be fine.

Vacuum or wire hanger?

Can I slap you viciously?

If so, where?

Would you consider renting me your bass for a couple of days?

I have references, if necessary.

That reminded me of Mike, the headless chicken, R70:

What rhymes with fetus?

Phoenix if you speak through cat turds in your mouth. Its Pygmalion on a budget

Send us a postcard from Florida before your ‘procedure’.

BTW the fetus isn’t headless, it’s more like an extreme form of microcephaly.

Isn’t this what you’d want for your child?

Fetus, if yer mom ever asks if you’d like to swim in the pickle jar, say, “NO!”

[quote] What rhymes with fetus?

Cletus which, if the fetus had been born, may have more likely been the fetus' name if born in Louisiana.

Headless Fetus, is there any way they could just suck a little fat out of you? You're looking a little porky.

What do you think of Doormen?

Who killed JonBenet?

Can you do tap and how friendly are you?

If you were able to get a transplant, whose head would you want, and why?

Headless fetus, do you ever wonder and exasperatedly ask yourself "Brain and brain! What is brain?"

Foetus.

C'est une période difficile. Pouvez-vous recommander en toute sécurité quelque chose à manger?

Do you think there is much of a future as a horseman?

Can I eat you?

Call me.

I might have a solution for you.

Can I assume you won't be offended by alopecia jokes?

Lately

I’ve been thinkin’

about my alopecia.

Headless Fetus,

can you tell me…

if I should wear a rug?

Do you wear your wiglet as a sort of bolero-like shawl?

Which head are you missing?

Can you still present hole without your head?

How do you see your keyboard?

How are you typing this post?

Why are you not responding to anyone?

Helpful hint, Headless Fetus.

When you put out an open Q&A, it's actually only POLITE to respond to queries.

Autism has entered the thread.

Headless Fetus, do you call the gaping void where your head should be a “neck orifice” or should we refer to it as a “top hole?”

Headless Fetus, what gives?

Fetus Christ, You Holy Innocent, please save our HEADLESS FETUSES from the Slaughter of the Innocents perpetrated by the J*ws.

Meaning inspire the Supreme Court of Heaven Helping (SCOTHE HE) to make Trump your FATHER.

Unless he already was. It DOES make sense, after the Antichrist Barron Damien Trump was unleashed on us by the Whore of Babyslovenia!

I think the HEADLESS FETUS has become heedless.

Don't despair, HF: you're not actually headless. That's just the (cynical) headline.

OP, can I shit in your neck?

Tell us about you, HF.

Do you spit or swallow?

Are you a good extra man at dinner?

Are you a Trump supporter?

Can I have your organs?

*kisses headless doll*

This thread is going into the DL hall of fame.

Your parents will need to get you into a Head Start program.

You're headin' for the promised land.

I yike blue.

YAS KWEEN!!

On the bright side, you'll never need Head 'N Shoulders

R116 - do they have a product just called "Shoulders"?

[quote] I yike blue. —HF aka Joey Luft

Speaking of Joey Luft, Headless Fetus, do you have fetal alcohol syndrome?

This thread is a new low.

Even for Datalounge.

^ I think this is one of the freshest, biting threads on DL in a while, TBH. It's not about Trump, Trannies, or what fat whores are having for lunch / dinner

Somehow I'm already registered as a republican and have recently cast a mail in ballot for Mike Johnson (LA) who is up for election in 2023!

Was it more fun entering the vagine region or leaving it?

So, anal breathing and rectal feeding for you then?

Pacifiers or buttplugs?

Hey, HF! What do you think about forming a playgroup for other fetal anomalies who survived forced birth, since there’s going to be a lot more of us? You can DM me if you’d like.

Can I just call you He he Fetus?

Since Emirates cut you from its stewardess training program, are you considering Singapore Air to maintain the glamour? I feel they’re equivalent.

Headless Fetus, do you ever communicate with the girl who lost her feet at an amusement park?

Would you get your ears pierced if you had ears?

Headwess Fetus, if you could be a twee, what kind of twee would you be?

Is Ascot off your circuit this season?

Anne He he's head is available. Would you like that one? Comes with free red wig (slightly singed).

My craft group and I put a lot of thought into this and we got you a prosthetic. We hope you love it!

R49! LOL

Have you ever considered a modeling career?

In what scenarios, if any, are Gucci horse bit deal sleds appropriate with a suit?

[quote] What rhymes with fetus?

[italic] “So…….

I’m packin’ up my fetus

In Florida they’ll meet us…”

Gaga or Madonna HF?

A choice must be made!

Oh. That word is probably triggering. Apologies.

Do you have a reliable recipe for Lobster Thermidor?

Are you black?

Even a little?

Is this your favorite TV Show?

Can you still eat?

When are you getting your own TV show?

I have to say, Ma'am, your child is awfully quiet after all your push to get on the show.

Just sayin'.

Cut kid, though.

Okay! Next....

Sorry to hear you have no skull. Have you tried healing crystals?

Your head is in a ditch by the railroad tracks - and you have fibromyalgia.

Feelsbadman

sizemeat verificatia?

How’s tricks?

Well, at least they'll be able to shake it all they want without causing any real damage.

There was a horror short about purses made of fetal leather.

HF, can you swallow an iPad pro and will you hold on to a leather jump rope with palladium handles?

HF, is your head in the clouds?

I'm sorry. It must be very hard for you to play peek-a-boo with the other children.

Have you given any thought to the Kingdom of Heaven?

And them in 2041, she appears in Playboy Platinum OnlyFansInteractive as the Playboy of the Month!

People (even fetuses) will do anything for attention these days.

Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame.

HEADLESS FETUS here. The answer to all of your questions is yes? My eyes don't work so good

Maybe you could have a Magic 8 Ball inserted into to your neck gape to provide us with more interesting and nuanced replies.

I'm surprised there aren't a bunch of frauen having meltdowns on this thread telling you all how terrible you are.

Because despite all the frauen alarm cries put up by various DLers, there aren’t actually ever very many women on this board.

I'm not sure I'd agree R160 but I have most of them and the threads they seem fond of blocked from my feed.

How do you get acting gigs without a headshot?

Do you think I can act as my own GC for a two-floor remodel, or should I hire out? My architect’s been rather high handed with me, but maybe I should just pay him to deal with it. The day labor around me are all from Honduras, so no perqs on that front.

Shove it up yer ass, OP. I am certainly headless, and the true Icon the Datalounge wants.

Headless He fe - consider a career as a sex doll. Most of the more affordable ones don't have heads or legs. All guys care about are tits and a tight hole.

Any chance of a Phrygian cap revival?

After you're born, do you want to be circumcised or left intact?

Do you prefer the American spelling "Fetus" or the British spelling "Foetus?"

Will I be robbed in Marseille?

You're not missing much, really.

In this case, R170: head banned.

HF, do a drag version of Bananarama's VENUS to Fetus. That will be sure to fill the tip bucket (not that you can see it)

A headless fetus on a mountain top Was burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love Headless Fetus was her name She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it Well, I'm your Headless Fetus I'm your fire, at your desire

HF, I know you can’t get a head cold, but have you tested positive for Covid?

Nightcap?

HF, do you have Mpox?

Buck never would’ve been a Headless Fetus!

I’d love to see a musical based on HF’s captivating life story. “Headless and the Angry Neck”, “Guys & Headless Fetus”, “Fetus Christ Superstar,” etc.

R159, I don’t think the frauen of DL come here expecting a deep knowledge of obstetrics and teratology here.

How do you get to first base?

HF call me, I have a head that would be perfect for you.

What do you do on Easter?

Crudité or veggie tray?

Dame Cabeza?

Let's be friends, HF.

Is it you who has come to finally take down the Kardashians?

At least it will be easy to keep your weight down. Sculls are very heavy.

Prejudiced idiot at R159, the strange DL term “frauen” does not equate to all women. It’s a idea of a certain type of woman. I think it’s a stupid use of the word, but if you’re going to employ it, get it right.

HF, it looks like you might be taking a trip!

A one-way trip.

[quote] doctors told her that her baby would be born with acrania, a rare abnormality that occurs when a fetus lacks a skull.

At least the child won’t be hardheaded. That’s REALLY a problem when they’re teens.

I wonder what state HF will be traveling to. I hope somewhere warm so he won't need a hat

[quote] I hope somewhere warm so he won't need a hat

He won't need a hat anywhere, because he doesn't have a head!

With the thoughts that you're a thinkin', you could be another Lincoln if you only had a head.

I think you'll really like this band!

Talking Noheads