Anne Heche (aka He He) death conspiracy theory

Tinhats gonna tin.

There's nothing in that Ring video that suggests anything other than a car speeding down a residential street and then crashing.

The bit that’s very shaky to me is that she was witnessed driving away from the first crash. Wouldn’t you jump out of the car if it wasn’t under your control?

People who are losing control of their car instinctively zigzag or try to turn the car around to take some of the speed off.

Unless the documentary consisted of her reading off all of the names and addresses of every single human trafficking crime lord on the planet off I highly doubt she was be suicided.

Sounds like more bullshit QAnon followers are coming up with to advance their delusions of a secret global deep state run by devil worshipping cannibalistic pedophiles.

The woman was schizophrenic and an alcoholic. Those things mix about as well as fire and gasoline.

Seeing that video of her breaking out of a body bag and flailing about wildly on the stretcher is pure nightmare fuel.

So who was controlling her car, OP?

I’m going to choose to believe this!

I hate these nutjobs. They're all over twitter making dumbfuck claims about child trafficking and cover ups. The irony is that the truth in and of itself is tragic. Heche was a talented but ultimately deeply mentally ill and damaged woman. It does not need embellishment to be powerful. Why don't these morons stop screaming about underground lizard people and use that energy to promote mental health activism or therapy for real child abuse victims ( who are usually abused by Bob next door not a bunch of Hollywood actors or the president of NATO or whatever weird shit they're claiming this week).

Blofeld took control of the car.

In the name of Robespierre: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD FOR THE GREATER GOOD

I think they killed her. She was on to the truth! What that truth was, I don't know. I am still formulating this theory. It might involve Ellen. She is CIA to me. It might not though. Who knows? But what I do know is that she was killed by them, for reasons I do not know but will wildly speculate about.

Das rite.

EXCALATE

>Not collecting obsolete.mil camo patterns as a hobby.

>Not having enough gear to outfit a group of 5 partisans

Have you fucks ever gone to a .milsurp store with 50$?, You can buy a years wardrobe.

Is there anything tinhats won't devise a dumbass conspiracy theory about?

She crashed into Jonathan Van Ness and he burst into flame.

Oh shit!

The Pentagon is like space- it isn't real.

I saw a U-Haul truck cut her off and I could swear it was Ellen Degenerate behind the wheel.

The U.S. moon landing was faked!

All the moon landings were faked!

She crashed because the Earth is flat, and she didn't want to drive off the edge. If it were round, she would have driven all the way to Chiney.

How come they're not saying who got paid off at the top levels of the city? Maybe they don't want any more of their councilmen looking at the freight train schedules?

Really makes you think…

Langley tapes a flag to the floor and films CIA agents not stepping on the flag then claim it’s from Iran.

Just sayin

R16, can I have your stuff?

R20 can you throw your stuff in the river?

Ellen Degenerate? Really?

A fuckload of chink gold was found to be nothing but copper. What the fuck did you think was going to happen to Anne Heche?

She was in one of the boxes removed from Mar-a-Lago.

The Chinese communists are probably scrubbing the hell out of their espionage app. “See it’s compretery crean.”

Racist troll 🤮

She was done after her 6-month stint as Melania's body double.

Lacist!

What untraceable currency did she use at the wig shoppe?

She was driving to pick up JFK Jr, who is still alive.

Celestia was driving to the mother ship when she made a left turn at Albuquerque.

Q says…

She was driving Elvis to rehab AGAIN when he suddenly grabbed the wheel trying to veer over to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles on Pico Blvd.

R16=Jerry Falwell

Heche was thrashing around in the undergrowth frantically trying to find a cause, any cause, that would help her get the keys to No. 10.

Grey Aliens

As maddening as I find conspiracy theorists, there is a certain bizarre logic in Celestia's death inspiring her fellow lunatics to form some type of cult.

Jewish Space Lasers, y’all

Anne Heche was the president of Hello Kitty and was deliberately running it into the ground at the behest of a foreign potentate.

What did Anne have on Hilary?

HER EMAILS

Follow the money, sheeple!

It is just a continuationof the Princess Di plot. They are doing a beta testing in Hollywood of clebrity car crashe techniques before gong after Meghan too.

You lookin at me?

Anne was Q!!!!!

OP, if she had braked in anticipation of crashing the cops would know. The first thing the accident investigation unit looks for in a single car crash is rubber on the road from hard braking. If there isn't any, and the brake fluid is at a reasonable level, then either it's suicide or the person fell asleep or into a drug or medical coma at the wheel.

Harry, you in danger, gurl!

Daaaaaaaaamn, r46. Wat??!

Oh, please. I'm so sick of stupid people and their ridiculous "conspiracy theories" about everything.

She was off her tits HIGH.

End of story.

Halliburton??

Air-to-surface missile!

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Serious question, why was she put in a fully zipped body bag

[quote] It might involve Ellen

Might ? Might ? 100% Ellen IS involved, and not in a good way

We've put top men on it.

Top. Men.

Brehs, we gettin hosed

LAPD is government psy-op.  Bet your bottom dollar that the same "hands-off" approach won't apply to those who aren't state actors!

- The truth is out there

I see Anne He He is the new Bob Saget for the loser conspiracy theory freaks. Will they harass her family, like they did Saget's? Probably, they are trash.

I agree with r59.

Americans just like to be zipping around, staying busy, so are more into stimulants. By busy I mean getting into fiery crashes and involved in criminal enterprises.

Can I have your stuff, r54?

This thread was quite enjoyable with my morning coffee. Thanks, guys.

Anne was locked in the car by the remote controllers, that’s why she didn’t get out of the car after the first two collisions.

But who was controlling the locks?

The Derp State?

A small foreign faction?

Ellen?

Mechanical bees with darts R63.

If I reveal it, my house would be hit with two planes.

BLM

- Best of Luck, Mothafuckas

There is no human trafficking documentary. It's a Lifetime movie about human trafficking in which Anne plays the mom of a teenage girl who gets snatched. When so much of a conspiracy theory stems from a lie then I have to ignore the rest. Some people should really stick to their Russian pee pee tapes and Pizzagate Hillary fantasies.

[quote] Anne was locked in the car by the remote controllers, that’s why she didn’t get out of the car after the first two collisions.

She did get out of the car after she rammed the garage door. She was photographed standing outside the car and with the liquor bottle beside her when she got back in.

The FBI is too kurrupt to be useful at this point so the people there that actually care outsource the work to this shithole.

Oooh, it's IN PRINT! Why that's certainly proof that it happened!

ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND DAMNED ALIKE SHALL FLOW IN TORRENTS THROUGH THE CURSED STREETS, A RIVER OF DECAY AND DEATH FROM WHICH THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE, AND IN WHICH ALL WILL PERISH!

VARIETY: I take your point.

At first I was skeptical of these unsubstantiated claims, but then I realized they were in all capital letters, and now I believe!

R67 = malicious actor

I'm back, bitches!

Ringu

Israeli port modifications

That Mar Vista intersection is an ISIS checkpoint!

XLR8

Nothing fazes the normies. Nothing.

I would only live in Mar Vista if I had something like a Striker armored vehicle and maybe some gunship support on standby.

It was the Feng Shui!!!

^^^^^^ ☝️☝️

the DOJ will probably say, "Well, it could be a lot of different things. Probably not something anyone would find indictable."

That's a very demonic area controlled by Satan.

Unlikely but not impossible!

Twitter is trying to redirect resources from investigating all their crimes.

R85 has strongly affirmed all of the above theories.

Was it the shadowy world of Faye Resnick or was it from the real Queen of Mean,Ellen De Generis?

Rosie sure acted guilt ridden about Anne...

Lesbian Mafia in Hollywood. Duh.

☝️R90- Very long memories.

Evil Lesbian Leftist Enablers Network E.L.L.E.N

R92- Omg, the truth was right in front of us the whole time!

I feel like we’re getting close, brehs

G-AIPAC.

Do you actually think that state of the art weapons systems are published in military magazines?? Do you actually think that the only weapons systems we have are the antiques we sell to the Arabs ? Do you actually think that primitive nuclear weapons, junk hypersonic missiles, jets and other assorted scrap metal can have any effect whatsoever on a ship, base or condo complex protected by a Tesla Shield?

>give you false sense of privacy

>record your shenanigans for potential future blackmail material if needed

>other homosexual things

R96 Do you actually think it's time to take your meds?

My 10,000 hours playing Runescape has prepared me for this moment.

Mar Vista = Fake

Built by globalist/Satanists

Pure air.

Jfc people! Global warming, the dying sea, Trump, threat of nuclear war isn't a fucking enough to worry about?

Better to manufacture these lies in Mar Vista than to pay for them to be created in Brussels.

Just sayin

Joke on you gweilo, we sell arm to germany, superpowah 2020!

The condo didn’t explode from the impact…

And that’s all I’ll say.

The GoFundMe is a slush fund for Boeing.

r/birdsarentreal. It was a conspiracy.

Deutsche Bank

I'm confident that God will continue to allow the American Empire to rapidly collapse unless the U.S. State decides to let all this come to light!

Dark money. Mitch McConnell.

*NEWS ALERT*

Anne Heche struck by earthquake, passenger airline - falls into 236 ft. sinkhole...7 local street-cams malfunctioned and the leaked footage has been labelled by YouTube as Fake News and taken down due to being flagged by BLM as racist!

Here's Tom with the weather

R110- I fucking knew it! Bastards!

Bitch McConnell has his fingers in a lot of dirty pies, r109

Our goals in Mar Vista have been accomplished for decades. Where do you think the heroin comes from?

R112- He has done more damage to this country than Trump has, imo.

She got outta pocket.

R113- I don't know her.

Let’s get to the bottom of this.

I envy people who have the luxury to seriously entertain conspiracy theories.

I find reality and facts overwhelming enough, leaving no room for the fantastical.

Anne faked a business to receive EU funds, but she used her personal checking account :(

Masayashi Son doesn’t know the difference between a prophet and a loss

Reality is frightening enough for me. It takes all of my energy and effort to keep my anxiety just under the panic attack mode now.

Serbs!

Acid is groovy. Kill the pigs.

Ask Peter Thomas Roth.

Oh that’s right, you can’t, because he’s chained to a radiator in Lebanon.

Tell the entire UN to go jump in a lake!

Yours truly,

Deep state (UK branch)

The HOA be flexing again.

R121 Just wait until you find out what your cat is planning for you!

Prior to her demise, in a move that would have been unimaginable a month ago, Anne Heche effectively renationalised the railways.

The Powers That Be predicted she’d soon be re-opening the coal mines and appointing Arthur Scargill as head of a reconstituted National Coal Board.

Action was taken.

R126- We never forget an affront to a flowerbed.

Portia is a Catastrophe Actress!

I really wish we could get this thread back on track. Which portion of the deep state was He He working for/which was she working against? It’s clear this was a targeted strike. Follow-up: Who’s next?

Events, dear boy. Events!

Think you and your assets are leaving the country?

Think again.

Would someone please think about the poor Russian debt holders!

I can not believe no one has said it yet. Lifetime Movie Network. Complicit.

Ellen is a true outdoorsman, which is where the police will find your body!

NEVER ask me about my business again.

She already done had herses.

The CIA has NOTHING because it's a Dead Letter Agency kinda like the RNC.

Ellen and Rosie conspired together on this, it is very obvious. Rosie sold her the bad dope and Ellen tampeted with her car. Evil bitches. Elton John acted as their Bosley.

LMN, r135? Why even report denials from professional liars who operate outside the law?

- Tori Spelling

Check the tapes

That wig shop owner was in on it.

Tacticool.

- ur frens at DARPA

If they had Anne Heche killed because she was in this movie, then wouldn't that just bring more attention to said movie? It would likely just come and go like any other Lifetime movie, but Anne's death and the conspiracy theories surrounding it will make more people want to watch. Not good planning on the Illuminati's part.

Brehs, they’re hiding in plain sight!

“DARPA's success depends on the vibrant ecosystem of innovation within which the Agency operates, and is fueled by partners in multiple sectors.”

- VIBRANT PARTNERS IN MULTIPLE SECTORS

She knew too much, it was the mossad.

R145- How very dare you bring common sense into this conversation!

Storylines aplenty! Thanks guys/girls/they/them/y'all/youse.

Dick heh heh heh

R6 thinks it was NATO, and tbh - I think he could be right.

R50 = tool of the State

R87 Originally, I just meant the theory that her car was piloted by some third party to kill her because she was working on a human trafficking documentary. However, there are a few more good ones on this thread.

Why would anyone want to bump off Anne He He? She hasn't been relevant since the late 90s.

Jim Caviezel has a new film coming out soon. (Just sayin'.)

Anne was very wired after almost 35 years in Hollywood.

R154 That's the fun part of the conspiracy, figuring out why they bumped her off.

Why they bumped her off? R157. You sound sure

R158 Look you can live in a world where a dlist actress found herself assassinated and at the center of an international conspiracy to kill her or you can live in a world where she just died from drunk driving. One is insanely funnier to think about.

She was at least C-list.

Actors may as well be gas mantle makers for all the use they are and have ever been.

^^The world must laugh at what mugs we are to let this bunch of chancers get away with what they do.

Let’s just say Anne was given the Order of the Boot and sent to Coventry!

This is another plot from Brussels or Zurich or wherever......! Screenshot this as I’ll soon be sewing mailbags from some gaol in the Hague.

I’m assuming the murderers are the ones who didn't invest in ARAMCO !!

Tangentopoli means “Bribesville”

The Great Satan's Justice Department is seeking to punish the culprits. Of course they are! And it will happen soon!

The hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica is continuing to recover and it is leading to changes in atmospheric circulation the flow of air over Earth’s surface that causes winds

JFC. What a boring ass thread.

R169 = globalist stooge

North got her.