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Louisiana woman will be forced to birth HEADLESS FETUS

HEADLESS FETUS

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by Anonymousreply 70August 18, 2022 3:22 AM

I'm sorry. I can't be of any help here.

Unless....

by Anonymousreply 1August 16, 2022 9:01 PM

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by Anonymousreply 2August 16, 2022 9:13 PM

I hate this backwards state. Something needs to abort Louisiana.

by Anonymousreply 3August 16, 2022 9:15 PM

Have you eaten at Moscaā€™s, r3?

Does it live up to the hype??

by Anonymousreply 4August 16, 2022 9:18 PM

They want the headless fetus in their voter roll. Registered as a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 5August 16, 2022 9:25 PM

Wellā€¦.of courseā€¦.becauseā€¦.murdering babies and the likeā€¦.yaā€™ know ?!

by Anonymousreply 6August 16, 2022 9:30 PM

That sucks. But I hope she goes to Florida to flush out that monster.

by Anonymousreply 7August 16, 2022 9:47 PM

Headless Fetus sounds like a 1990s alternative rock band.

by Anonymousreply 8August 16, 2022 9:51 PM

Is there no hope for the innocent fetus?

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by Anonymousreply 9August 16, 2022 9:56 PM

Now how do you know that Jeebus won't pull one of them miracles befo that baby is born? He done all kinda shit like that in the good book - the one with two Corinthians in it.

I gotcha with that one, din't I?

by Anonymousreply 10August 16, 2022 10:06 PM

This is exactly what they voted for

by Anonymousreply 11August 16, 2022 10:11 PM

Headlush Fetush

by Anonymousreply 12August 16, 2022 11:09 PM

^ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

by Anonymousreply 13August 16, 2022 11:10 PM

Headless Fetus - a Trauma Films release

by Anonymousreply 14August 16, 2022 11:13 PM

How am I supposed to write for a headless fetus? Heā€™s got no lips! No vocal cords! What do you want me to do?!

Never mind! I will handle this.

- Rose Schwartz

by Anonymousreply 15August 16, 2022 11:26 PM

I hope she videotapes every minute of the birth and sends it to every Supreme Court Justice who voted to overturn Roe v Wade.

by Anonymousreply 16August 16, 2022 11:27 PM

I'm sure Amy Coney Barrett and the others will "pray for her".

by Anonymousreply 17August 16, 2022 11:54 PM

Freedom!

by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2022 12:01 AM

I suppose that will make the birth itself a little easier. Right?

(Admittedly, I don't really understand the ins and out of lady bits.)

by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2022 12:25 AM

You couldn't pay me enough to click on that, OP.

by Anonymousreply 20August 17, 2022 12:27 AM

Needs a horse.

by Anonymousreply 21August 17, 2022 12:28 AM

I cried because I had no hair, and then...

by Anonymousreply 22August 17, 2022 12:29 AM

Headless fetus = Future Republican Member of the House of Representatives

by Anonymousreply 23August 17, 2022 12:30 AM

W&W, r19.

I award you this award.

by Anonymousreply 24August 17, 2022 12:33 AM

OP The title of this thread sounds like a headline on a tabloid. Unfortunately it's real and not a made up attention grabber.

by Anonymousreply 25August 17, 2022 12:33 AM

No. The head spreads everything and prepares the body to birth the shoulders. The whole situation is a nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 26August 17, 2022 12:49 AM

"It's hard knowing I'm carrying it to bury it". Jesus everloving Christ

by Anonymousreply 27August 17, 2022 12:52 AM

Would it be a cheaper for her to go to New Mexico for the abortion?

by Anonymousreply 28August 17, 2022 12:54 AM

Of course she has to carry it to term! That fetus might grow up to become someone very important someday, like the president of the United States!

by Anonymousreply 29August 17, 2022 12:55 AM

[quote] No. The head spreads everything and prepares the body to birth the shoulders. The whole situation is a nightmare.

I can;t see how they could prevent her from having a C-section.

by Anonymousreply 30August 17, 2022 12:55 AM

I'm not sure why everyone thinks csections are a breeze. They slice layers of you open

by Anonymousreply 31August 17, 2022 12:57 AM

Well

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by Anonymousreply 32August 17, 2022 12:59 AM

The most surprising thing about this is they allow you to abort a headless fetus in Florida. It's not banned there yet completely?

by Anonymousreply 33August 17, 2022 12:59 AM

A judge in FL today ruled that a "parentless child" of 16 can't have an abortion because she's not mature enough to make the decision on her own, so she has to have a baby with No parents, no job, no partner. Jesus GD Christ.

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by Anonymousreply 34August 17, 2022 1:04 AM

[quote] I'm not sure why everyone thinks csections are a breeze. They slice layers of you open

You talk as though there were an alternative!

by Anonymousreply 35August 17, 2022 1:36 AM

What a tragedy. To stretch your twat into swinging saloon doors for nothing!

by Anonymousreply 36August 17, 2022 2:27 AM

Apparently this is what Jesus wanted

by Anonymousreply 37August 17, 2022 2:53 AM

All these absolutely nutty stories are coming out. Iā€™ve got to believe that even the most conservative states will end up keeping abortion legal.

It only took a few years for the constitutional amendment against drinking alcohol to be repealed

by Anonymousreply 38August 17, 2022 2:54 AM

These stories are coming fast and women are getting furious. Hang around a group of women long enough, you'll hear most of them have their own stories or participate in a friend's.

by Anonymousreply 39August 17, 2022 3:11 AM

Well the Republicans have to replace their voter base somehow.

by Anonymousreply 40August 17, 2022 3:13 AM

But that's normal for Leezianna

by Anonymousreply 41August 17, 2022 3:14 AM

Headless body found in topless bar

by Anonymousreply 42August 17, 2022 3:18 AM

Blame the women. She has defective genes.

by Anonymousreply 43August 17, 2022 3:31 AM

My mother was forced to knowingly carry an unviable fetus between having my older brother and me (pre-Roe; yes, I'm that old). She was able to hold her as she died mere minutes after birth. She turned that tragedy around, and for decades counseled women who were going to have or had abortions. She was a strong woman, still with us but suffering from Alzheimer's and is not permanently aware of the reversal of Roe. Her short term memory resets about every 5 to 15 minutes, so if she picks up on it from casual conversation, it's like it happened fresh and all of the long term memories of her tragedy come flooding back, so we really try to steer the conversation elsewhere.

Fuck the Republicans and the SCOTUS with the Devil's dick.

by Anonymousreply 44August 17, 2022 3:31 AM

Mmmmm......

Mosca's "Oysters Mosca's" at Mosca's.

Served in a baby's neck!

by Anonymousreply 45August 17, 2022 3:36 AM

Most men are so lousy at sex Iā€™m aghast why so many Women let themselves get fucked barebacked

by Anonymousreply 46August 17, 2022 3:38 AM

R44, I'm so sorry.

by Anonymousreply 47August 17, 2022 4:02 AM

So itā€™s a good place, r45?

Iā€™ve heard differing opinions, but their chicken looks so good.

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by Anonymousreply 48August 17, 2022 4:06 AM

The chickenā€¦

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by Anonymousreply 49August 17, 2022 4:09 AM

HEADLESS FETUS FOUND IN TOPLESS DAYCARE CENTER

by Anonymousreply 50August 17, 2022 4:11 AM

Thatā€™s what she gets for flipping a coin too determine the babyā€™s sex.

by Anonymousreply 51August 17, 2022 4:18 AM

Thatā€™s what she gets for using a coin to determine the babies sex.

by Anonymousreply 52August 17, 2022 4:18 AM

Grrrrā€¦

by Anonymousreply 53August 17, 2022 4:19 AM

Supporters of Forced Birth will just call the lady a "whore", say she should have kept her legs shut, and say she deserves to suffer a headless fetus.

Then, they'll go masturbate to the thought of her physical and emotional suffering and the large hospital bill she won't be able to pay for the headless fetus she's being forced to carry to term and give birth to.

"Pro-life", y'all.

by Anonymousreply 54August 17, 2022 4:25 AM

She should deliver it and then have Anne Geddes come down and do a photoshoot of the headless baby curled up in a cabbage patch, sitting in a fake sunflower blossom, wearing a bumble bee costume, etc.

Send those adorbz headless baby pics to every registered Republican in the country in a greeting card captioned ā€œFank you for giving me ā€˜lifeā€™, please keep voting Rā€.

by Anonymousreply 55August 17, 2022 4:25 AM

Spicy!

by Anonymousreply 56August 17, 2022 4:26 AM

R8 been there already.

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by Anonymousreply 57August 17, 2022 5:20 AM

Someone should ask her to livestream the birth for political reasons. And artistic reasons.

by Anonymousreply 58August 17, 2022 5:39 AM

Is the fetus a female? If so, it still has most of the parts I prefer and I can age it to perfection in a decade. I'll "adopt" it, after the forced birth!

by Anonymousreply 59August 17, 2022 10:52 AM

Remember me?

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by Anonymousreply 60August 18, 2022 12:18 AM

R4 , never heard of Mosca's, but the food looks great. Reminds me of Rocky and Carlos a little bit, which is in St. Bernard. Not sure how the gays would be tolerated there, but be sure to get some baked macaroni and cheese, along with their veal parmesan and onion rings. To die for, dahlin'.

by Anonymousreply 61August 18, 2022 1:03 AM

Headless baby gurgling goes viral. The nation's in LUV!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 62August 18, 2022 2:00 AM

I rather hope it's breech.

The poor staff.

by Anonymousreply 63August 18, 2022 2:02 AM

There's always hope that her child survives and becomes a reliable GOP voter. Isn't that the point?

by Anonymousreply 64August 18, 2022 2:03 AM

The baby's neck cute gurgling goes viral and starts a process that leads to MAGA/GOP assholes having their heads removed "because it just makes things easier to not worry about communist libtards anymore."

by Anonymousreply 65August 18, 2022 2:05 AM

A vintage attempt at Oysters Mosca recipe.

But considering the shape of the HEADLESS FETUS, could it be used like haggis - it would already be stuffed with the usual organ meats. Just sew both ends closed....

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by Anonymousreply 66August 18, 2022 2:10 AM

Thanks, r66!

by Anonymousreply 67August 18, 2022 2:23 AM

Appreciate the restaurant rec, r61.

by Anonymousreply 68August 18, 2022 2:25 AM

I don't understand this thread - is Mosca Restaurant going to put headless fetus on their menu?

by Anonymousreply 69August 18, 2022 2:57 AM

I like r69 ā€˜s blue skies thinking.

by Anonymousreply 70August 18, 2022 3:22 AM
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