I'm pictures of Lindsey Graham sucking off a hung rentboy. Awesome kompromat!
Let's be things in Donald Trump's safe
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 20, 2022 12:00 PM |
The pee tapes
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 16, 2022 2:38 AM |
Ivanka's cherry.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 16, 2022 2:39 AM |
His actual taxes.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 16, 2022 2:40 AM |
His gold cock ring.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 16, 2022 2:42 AM |
A can of orange spray paint. I'm actually everywhere throughout the house in case a quick touch up is needed.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 16, 2022 2:43 AM |
Ivana's taxidermied head mounted on wooden plaque.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 16, 2022 2:43 AM |
I'm Ivanka's first bra
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 16, 2022 2:44 AM |
Roger Stone's used anal plug.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 16, 2022 2:45 AM |
r8, Trump doesn't have that, I do.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 16, 2022 2:46 AM |
I'm extra small toothbrushes for extra small hands and extra small mouths with weak chins.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 16, 2022 2:46 AM |
A bucket of children's tears collected by Stephen Miller at the border.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 16, 2022 2:46 AM |
His dignity
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 16, 2022 2:47 AM |
I'm the bottle of Adderall.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 16, 2022 2:47 AM |
His prized Barack Obama voodoo doll.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 16, 2022 2:47 AM |
Lindsey Graham's pride.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 16, 2022 2:47 AM |
Melania's Epstein visa.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 16, 2022 2:47 AM |
The satellite phone that Putin gave him for use only in extreme emergencies requiring immediate departure from the United States.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 16, 2022 2:49 AM |
Receipt for Melania.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 16, 2022 2:49 AM |
A delivery menu from McDonald's.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 16, 2022 2:51 AM |
Love letters from Kim Jong-un.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 16, 2022 2:51 AM |
I'm a framed picture of HRC with horns and a mustache drawn on with my favorite sharpie and a little speech bubble 💬 that says "Lock me up!"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 16, 2022 2:51 AM |
Depends
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 16, 2022 2:52 AM |
[quote]I'm a framed picture of HRC with horns and a mustache drawn on with my favorite sharpie and a little speech bubble 💬 that says "Lock me up!
Oh, I'm sorry! No! I'm not in the safe. I'm on the nightstand next to the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 16, 2022 2:53 AM |
A copy of Mein Kampf.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 16, 2022 2:53 AM |
Hitler's dick in a jar, that he sucks every night.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 16, 2022 2:54 AM |
r24, no, that's in the drawer where he keeps his jackoff material
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 16, 2022 2:55 AM |
Roy Cohn's ashes, which he snorts in time of need.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 16, 2022 2:56 AM |
That's not his cock ring, R4 -it's his first wedding ring. Easy mistake to make...
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 16, 2022 2:57 AM |
A photo of Kim Jong-Un in a heart shaped picture frame signed : Love always, Your special little Rocket Man.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 16, 2022 3:07 AM |
Hours and hours of surveillance videos and hundreds of photos from various Epstein and Trump properties, featuring many special guest stars.
A keepsake jar of teenage girl teeth from missing apprentice J.E. spa attendants.
Ivanka's actual baby pictures and somewhat-more-recent "baby pictures." Goo goo ga ga, daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 16, 2022 3:08 AM |
Fake Alien federation treaty papers from when he met with them. They then they switched the real ones with fakes. They knew he was he was gonna use to the papers to hold Biden hostage over prosecuting him for stealing state secrets. Now the federal government is in a jam and the Aliens are laughing.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 16, 2022 3:17 AM |
Donald Jr.'s penis and balls. Eric's brain.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 16, 2022 4:08 AM |
The souvenir panties he took from the little girl he raped,
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 16, 2022 4:11 AM |
Pictures of Macron banging twinks
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 16, 2022 5:29 PM |
A DNA test showing he's not Barron's father. And DNA tests proving he *is* the father of many secret babies.
Receipts for abortions.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 16, 2022 5:32 PM |
Barron's weak, Trumpian jaw and anus-like mouth preclude the need for DNA testing. Unless the father is actually a stepbrother.
I wonder if he'll get a bunch of cosmetic procedures like his mommy and stepsiblings.
I doubt that any illegitimate Don-spawn made it to full term (or much beyond it).
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 16, 2022 5:44 PM |
Half-brothers, R36. Step-siblings do not share a biological parent.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 16, 2022 10:02 PM |
Collection of Proud Boy pics with sycophants Lindsey, Sarah, and others.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 17, 2022 12:07 AM |
His bottles of Viagra...he keeps them there, because Melania throws them out when they aren't locked-up.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 17, 2022 2:23 PM |
The boner pills that Dr. Oz sold to him
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 17, 2022 3:22 PM |
LadyG’s appointment book for scheduling gentleman callers. While LadyG was in a drunken state in her Mar-a-Lago suite, DJT had Eric swipe the book for him. What a trove of information DJT would use to ensure loyalties.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 18, 2022 1:12 PM |
I'm the signed copy of The Art of the Deal. In hardback
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 18, 2022 1:23 PM |
I’m his Valtrex prescription for his genital herpes. I’m made out, though, in the name of one his aides (not AIDS) who he makes shamefully go to the pharmacy for pickup and then delivery. I make the blisters on his misshapen peen go away faster.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 18, 2022 1:35 PM |
Monkeypox meds for Jared
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 18, 2022 4:06 PM |
LadyG’s pasties used for the ballroom shows.
The value will only increase over the years.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 20, 2022 12:00 PM |