Dr. Oz goes food shopping…

I love that this is resurfacing (it’s from April). He only gets the store name wrong, doesn’t seem to realize there are such things as shopping carts and baskets, and he says he’s shopping for “crudite,” which will really bond him to the average Pennsylvanian.

And who serves asparagus as a crudite (or vegetable platter)?

Wegnergate.

Outsider is not resonating well.

He a feig right?

Not even Trump is stupid enough to pull a stunt like this.

The dumbest thing of all is that Wegmans has tons of prepared foods. At the ones I go to they have refrigerated cases towards the front of the produce section holding things like trays of cleaned and cut up vegetables — not including asparagus 🙄.

He is repulsive.

Repellant.

Deport him.

Who wants to tell him that six bucks for a container of fresh salsa (as opposed to jarred) isn't all that bad.

Even in a notoriously over-priced store like Wegman's.

Fetterman campaign raises $500K in wake of viral Oz ‘crudité’ video

Fetterman has a very good social media game & on top of that, clueless Oz keeps handing him material

I blame Oprah for this. She's the one that foisted this snake oil salesman/ambulance chaser on America, as if we didn't have enough to contend with!

He should buy a bag of tiny avocados and a couple of limes and tell his lazy bitch wife to make guacamole. I did this last week at Trader Joe’s and made a huge batch for under $5. No one wants to eat the nasty prepackaged shit. Also, fresh vegetables have always been expensive. That out of touch bitch hasn’t been in a grocery store in years.

I’m sure they have a cook, dear.

r13, she also gave us that cretin, Dr. Phil.

I know, r15. He also doesn’t give a fuck about spending $20 on groceries. I just wanted to call his wife a lazy bitch.

I always thought Dr. Oz was a DICK 🍆

Dude owns more than a half dozen homes, he doesn't give a fuck about this. He doesn't care about the US.

Asparagus is the most expensive vegetable for sale always and I never see it priced at four dollars per bunch.

Fresh produce is cheaper at Wegmans than it is at Giant or Safeway.

He’s a multi-millionaire. He doesn’t look at prices.

Nor does he buy that gross pre-prepared guacamole or salsa

Safeway is a front for something.

Their prices are outrageous.

Agreed, r23. It’s more expensive than Whole Foods for a lot of things. It is the closest grocery store for me, so I shop there more than I should. Their store brand ice cream, cheese, and other dairy products are the best.

He’s not at Wegmans, he’s at Redner’s. He calls it “Wegners” because, as a rich, privileged grifter, he never has to worry about these things. Also, he’s lazy as fuck and just wants to quickly shoot and go.

I’d be scared to let this entitled, sloppy fuck be my doctor.

He’s now addressed this controversy, saying he was tired after 18-hour days of campaigning.

But it says a lot about him and his campaign that anyone would actually post that video after hearing him mispronounce the store’s name and, yes, just the concept of crudite. And the fact that he’s rich and has never looked at a price gage in decades…

What is a price gage, R26? Maybe you're as out of touch as Dr. Oz.

I wonder how big his obese daughter’s grocery bill is.

He has a fat daughter??

[quote]he says he’s shopping for “crudite,”

There was someone on here probably 20 years ago who went by the name "Monsieur Crudite" and it caused absolute pandemonium because people thought it was pronounced "CRUD ite" and didn't know what "croo-dih-TAY" was.

Dr. Oz’s fat daughter, Daphne…

To be fair, his face is pulled pretty tight and the time change from NJ to PA can mess with your head.

Let's count all of the stupidity!

First, "Wegner's" isn't a store anywhere. There's Redner's and there's Wegmann's, but no one has heard of "Wegner's."

Second, no one in central PA knows what the hell a crudité even is.

Third, people who do know what crudité is would not be reaching for asparagus and salsa. How do you even dip asparagus into salsa? Nothing would stick to or "sit" on the asparagus, it would all slide off and you just have a raw asparagus spear with salsa residue. Yum! No one does this.

Fourth, everyone knows every supermarket sells pre cut, pre packaged vegetable trays that are about $10 total, max. Someone shopping on a budget is more likely to grab that than try to create their own version with large bunches and bags of uncut vegetables and separate container of dip (or salsa, if you're from Mars).

Third, he mentions tequila as if it's part of the total grocery bill and something he's picking up at "Wegner's." Here's the thing: PA is famous for not allowing private sales of hard alcohol. You cannot buy tequila in a regular grocery store. You can only buy booze at state run liquor stores that everyone calls "state stores." New Jersey, where this con artist actually lives, sells liquor in regular stores.

This moron doesn't know what store he's in, doesn't know what state he's in, thinks rural conservatives shop for "crudite," mexican foods and tequila as part of their weekly grocery shopping, and can't even conceptualize how these foods are paired and served.

It's clear he never does any shopping, food prep or entertaining on his own. He obviously has staff to do those things. Every part of this brief and stupid video just illustrates how out of touch he is.

r31 Daphne Oz lost weight, but her new TV show got cancelled in a New York minute.

Is he slurring his words? I thought Fetterman was the one with the stroke?

Fetterman needs to do a video in response. He should go in a grocery store with a $20 bill saying "this is what many Pennsylvanians have to spend on food for a week, let's see how far it goes." He can go on to say many people can only dream about appetizer platters and how out of touch that phony pos is.

R36 He’d be smarter by going to a farm stand, especially this time of year.

It sounds like Darfur O lives in PA.

It would be more fun to see him lose his shit, run down the cookie aisle, grab Oreos, rip the package open with his mouth, and start shoving them in frantically. At least that was my nightmare last night.

He got Redner's and Wegman's mixed up....saying, Wegner's. What a dumbass. He's looking at price per pound. A crown of broccoli is not that expensive, etc. These ads will help Fetterman. Keep it up, odd Oz.

It's one banana, how much could it cost? $10?

in his defense, there would be a lot of straight men whose wives do the groceries who would be just as clueless as oz.

Wanted to point out that upscale supermarkets have had overpriced pre-made "fresh" salsa and guac for at least 15 years and that the price for that has likely not gone up over the past year or two.

And no straight male says "crudites" even the ones who know exactly what it is and what it means.

Remember when everyone was talking about his bulge in his scrub pants some years ago? Yuck.

script meeting: say he’s “shopping for his wife” because you know in Pennsylvania the men…they view shopping at a grocery store as women’s work…so say you’re shopping for your wife.

remember when having a media empire was enough for people? What gets me is this whole thing of “running for office” is now part of your management team‘s 20 year plan for your career. It’s like diversification for corporations, but for people.:

You spend some time in the public sector…maybe you even do well and go as far as you can go…and then you go back to private life in your 60s and 70s…getting top dollar as a speaker and host.

If it doesn’t work out in politics, you have your golden parachute of media to fall back on.

Of course we particularly have Donald Trump to blame for this template.

*****BREAKING NEWS*****

Dr Oz to join cast of “Jersey Shore” for upcoming season!

Another Republican fraudster. Shocking, I know.

Dr. Oz doesn't know the price is per pound, not item or package.

Also that's enough carrots to feed crudités to all the jocks and cheerleaders at Penn State.

Script Meeting: "Say he’s 'shopping for his wife' because you know in Pennsylvania the men…they view shopping at a grocery store as women’s work…so say you’re shopping for your wife. And just pick up items next to each other, no matter what they are, and pretend those are the things your wife asked you to buy. Pretend everything you went to buy was available within two feet of each other in an absolutely enormous store. Yeah, that's the ticket. They will totally believe that."

Did he also carpetbag his own groceries??

I guess he doesn't know about shopping carts, either...

[quote]We have a press conference coming up so just popping down to Wegners for some crudités. Anybody want want anything? - Four Seasons Total Landscaping

It looked like one of his lame diet segments from his show, but he looked extra pissed about having to do it because he’s not getting paid.

Someone on Twitter killed me when they said he tucks his shirt into his underwear. I bet he does. I bet he’s also brutal to his fat daughter—he looks like a “no fatties” type of guy.

My name is Crewe DaTay and I'm hella expensive.

Does Dr. Öz still hold citizenship of the Republic of Turkey?

r56 Oz is still a Turkish citizen. He has promised to renounce his Turkish citizenship if he is elected to the Senate. Oz is scum, just like the murderous Turkish dictator Erdogan.

R57, that sounds eerily like Dump’s promise to release his tax returns if he was elected President.

Deport Oz. Liquidate his assets and get him out of here.

Bring me the gizzard of Oz.

Oprah can really pick em. Who is worse? Dr Oz or Dr Phil? I remember she liked Donald Trump and had him as a guest giving financial advice.

Thank you Oprah for introducing the world to three of its biggest assholes:

Dr. Oz

Dr. Phil

Nate Berkus

Suze Orman too? This is one of my favorite YouTube videos. This video had me screaming with laughter, the comments posted below are a scream too.

R33, as a fellow Pennsylvanian, I thank you.

Oprah is a celebrity ambulance chaser.

Isn’t Rachel Ray a Oprah creation? And that guy who whispers to dogs?

how can a heart dr be so damn stupid.

Haha R65. So true...well put.

R63, Suze Orman’s financial advice is spot on. She made a major mistake with that charge card—but mainly she just sold her name but the card was shit.

The financial industry hates her mainly because she told the world that whole life insurance is a scam

I’m gay and have no idea what a crudité is

That’s funny, r66

(sotto voce) “You’re fat. You always were…”

R70 But you knew to put the fabulous diacritic mark on it, so we knew you must be Gay anyways.

R72, I wish I could take credit, but spellcheck did it for me.