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My neighbors are having an open house today. It's the third day of it.

I moved my cars to the front of my house to block any parking because asshole loser cunts looking at the house yesterday decided it was just great to dump their trash in front of my home. Starbucks trash, kids food trash and a used diaper. Nice, right.

I live in a nice area. The house is selling for 1.6 mil. I mostly saw Tesla and Mercedes cars. I guess dumpster cunts drives those too.

by Anonymousreply 21August 14, 2022 9:37 PM

how many cars do you have?

by Anonymousreply 1August 14, 2022 9:03 PM

Why don’t you use your garage or driveway?

by Anonymousreply 2August 14, 2022 9:05 PM

Jesus, what shithole city do you live in?

by Anonymousreply 3August 14, 2022 9:05 PM

My neighbors were both primary care physicians and burned shitty baby diapers in their fireplace. Made me so fucking mad!

by Anonymousreply 4August 14, 2022 9:06 PM

[quote] I mostly saw Tesla and Mercedes cars

Okay.

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2022 9:07 PM

People are gross. I can see why my dad moved off the grid and lives on 40 acres.

by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2022 9:16 PM

[quote]dump their trash in front of my home. Starbucks trash, kids food trash and a used diaper.

Do you live in some hard left city?

by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2022 9:20 PM

That’s just humblebrag R5.

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2022 9:21 PM

[Quote] how many cars do you have?

Two. My car and my husband's car.

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2022 9:29 PM

[Quote] Why don’t you use your garage or driveway?

You're a little dim, dear.

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2022 9:30 PM

[quote]People are gross. I can see why my dad moved off the grid and lives on 40 acres.

Does he have a mule?

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2022 9:30 PM

What a fascinating story, OP. I was on the edge of my seat.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2022 9:30 PM

"I wipe back to front and then eat it."

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2022 9:32 PM

Fact, r8. Carry on with your seething.

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2022 9:33 PM

I mean, this is just made up.

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2022 9:34 PM

[Quote] Do you live in some hard left city?

Los Angeles

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2022 9:34 PM

No, r15.

by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2022 9:35 PM

Nice self ww, r15.

by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2022 9:35 PM

What an idiotic post

by Anonymousreply 19August 14, 2022 9:36 PM

I'd swig a bottle of prune juice then pretend you have a relative interested in their house and proceed to blast each and every bathroom (don't flush! save the surprise!)

by Anonymousreply 20August 14, 2022 9:37 PM

Self WW, r19.

by Anonymousreply 21August 14, 2022 9:37 PM
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