Little Mexican Troll Drives Into 18 People, Kills 1, Then Runs Over His Mom and Kills Her With Hammer

Matricide always gets to me.

He looks a bit special in both photos, I wonder if he has some developmental issues.

Berwick, PA, is where actor Nick Adams (1931-1968) was buried. I've visited that cemetery twice when driving from DC to upstate NY.

Where is DL's Murderous Incel Protection Squad, to stand up for Killer Short Round, here? He needs you, bro!

For everyone else: I wonder what was on his Man-boi-festo? Kidding, we've heard it all before.

It's too bad he felt he had no other choice but to leave the valley of the Oompa Loompas.

Bad hombre.

Not sending their best.

he brown and ugly, no love from DL

He looks like the lovechild of Liza Minnelli and Taylor Lautner.

R2 Is he still buried there?

R7 or Yolanda Saldivar and Danny Devito.

He looks like Herve Villachez.

Is he facing life in prison for all that?

Are we sure that’s not Demi Lovato?

What a charmer!

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I could say something about r14 ‘s picture, but I won’t…

r15 Say it, bitch. If not here, where?

Oh, THROW DOWN, r16!

You go show HER who's Top Bitch in these here parts!

Who would name their bar the Intoxicology Department? Might has well call it Drunks Inside or the Alcoholic Inn

Looks like Jimmy Fallon has fallen on hard times.

Fuck this wannabe me asshole.

I took all my anger out on the fucking bell tower, not the people.

Ok, which of you bitchez has had him?

Reminds me of George Conway

All the Bohunks of Luzerne County I grew up with have been replaced by Latinxes in the last 25 years.

He is 100% missing a chromosome or twelve.

Wall.

It might be the Mandela Effect, but I clearly remember when the same guy was in the same accident in 2014. His name was Chris Kattan then.

The only article that hasn't been scrubbed by our simulation's overlords:

He will be, without a doubt, be safe in prison.

This guy looks like the Monster of Glamis Castle.

Is any news source reporting he's a suspect in the fire that was the reason for the fundraiser?

Uncut pinga?

OP, "Little Mexican Troll" is your choice for focus?

Cunt.

Agreed, r31.

To be fair, he does look like a troll and he is of Mexican extraction and this is DL.

De plane! De plane!

He ran over 17 people? Bet his lawyer will claim the little guy couldn't see over the top of the steering wheel as his defense.

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You can’t go anywhere today in America. It’s like one of those constant car bomb countries now.

I'd commit a crime to be in between these 2 cops.

How'd he end up in rural Pennsylvania? Did one of those buses from Texas get lost on the way to DC?

He looks...unreal.

He looks like what happens when I wax and miss a patch.

The spirit of Celestia lives on.

In honor of Anne Heche, we should all donate to his defense fund!

Da car! Da car!

He has the Brooklyn Seacow look.

He’s got no neck.

He looks like a gnome, unmasked.

🌮🌮🌮 [bold] No Tacos 4 U

All jokes aside he does not look normal and it’s not because he is short. I’m not a medical expert but those arms appear to be deformed, the proportions are really off and he reminds me of someone with Down’s syndrome especially in the eyes, there is something definitely wrong with him.

No mierda.