JonBenét Ramsey: Whodunnit? (Thread 2)

John did it. I knew. He told me it was an accident. Maybe he said it was Burke playing around and did it accidentally. But then when I heard the reports....

Why do you think I wrote, "Grow a brain, John," when I was crafting the coverup letter, for heaven's sake.

Although, since I'm dead, my memory is a little foggy, what with no brain left and all.

[quote]Whodunnit?

In all likelihood, someone who read that name JonBenét and thought "a crime against good taste of this magnitude cannot go unpunished". Of course, that person forgot to punish the real culprits: her incredibly trashy parents.

That name has to be down there with Sharkeisha, Kayleigh, Chantelle, Dallas, Bentley, Dakota, Paris and Mackaylah, in terms of sheer grimy vulgarity.

Now, seriously, wasn't there a documentary that tried to prove that the parents were innocent, while offering some evidence that pointed the finger to a member of some local pedophile ring who had befriended the family? I recall something like this from a series of documentaries I watched on Channel 4 in the UK, several years ago.

It seems odd the police refuse to do newer DNA testing. Wouldn't they want to finally solve it and shut everyone up?