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I have a flat ass , how to get black women’s booty?

No implant please

by Anonymousreply 20September 4, 2022 3:00 AM

Go away Shawn Mendes

by Anonymousreply 1August 13, 2022 5:10 PM

Kill yourself and get reincarnated as a black woman.

by Anonymousreply 2August 13, 2022 5:49 PM

Go up to a black woman. Ask her, "May I have your booty?" See if she gives it to you. You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 3August 13, 2022 5:50 PM

Squats, lunges, leg presses, deadlifts, leg curls, leg extensions, box jumps, stairmaster.

And once you've been going at that 2 times a week for a month, you will up your protein intake + eat more complex carbs.

That's it, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2022 5:52 PM

It’s genetics

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2022 1:15 PM

PADDED UNDIES.

by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2022 1:49 PM

Biking. Every day. For every errand.

by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2022 1:56 PM

Eat soul food and see results. You're not going to get a big booty eating avocado toast.

It's genetics too. The best are slim black guys who still have a fat juicy ass 😛

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2022 2:01 PM

30 years and I’ve given up. No amount of workout ever gave me much of anything. Genetics is 90%.

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2022 4:04 PM

Genetics do play a big role, R5 and R9 are right.

I have great genetics when it comes to glutes and hamstrings. But quads, calves, and biceps? Nothing...

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2022 4:31 PM

R4 is right, but add hip thrusts and RDLs.

Genetics do play a role but glutes aren’t as beholden to genetics as other body parts. Do exercises that target the glutes — there are three major muscles that make up the glutes — and your butt will lift and grow.

The mistake people most people make is simply not eating enough. If you’re trying to add mass you need to be eating at least five meals a day with high protein intake.

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2022 4:57 PM

Come on, just do what I did!

Don't you love my gorgeous ass??

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2022 5:03 PM

Gain 40lbs.

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2022 5:45 PM

Fags are obsessed with my ass. My friend Andy tells me you guys never stop talking about it. Give it a rest.

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2022 7:05 PM

I thought I never wanted to hear another word from or about J Lo ever again, but if you don’t want to squat, lunge, and otherwise exhaust yourself she may be your only hope. Send her some email. What’ve you got to lose?

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2022 7:43 PM

Elaphantiasis.

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2022 7:58 PM

Nice

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by Anonymousreply 17August 17, 2022 5:29 PM

Squats and lots of fried chicken OP. Also you need a black man to blow your back out.

Who am I kiddding, your probably fugly.

by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2022 5:35 PM

Good for the soul....and the booty. MANGA!!

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by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2022 5:41 PM

This

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