When you think about it we’re as culturally ‘primitive’ as ever
Ridiculous things modern human do.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 31, 2023 2:39 AM |
It's really odd that mammals, humans included, have to murder and eat other living beings to survive.
If there is a God, and I doubt it, he was one sick fuck to think of that mess. Couldn't we all just eat plants?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 13, 2022 5:06 PM |
The only purpose living things have ever had is to survive and then die. Nothing else. A cosmic joke.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 13, 2022 5:18 PM |
Masturbate on camera
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 14, 2022 2:22 AM |
Slavishly adopt new technologies.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 14, 2022 4:57 PM |
Circumcise our young boys
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 14, 2022 8:18 PM |
Have an actual party when we circumcise our young boys.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 14, 2022 8:18 PM |
Eat food together to assess if we want to fuck
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 14, 2022 8:20 PM |
[quote] Have an actual party when we circumcise our young boys.
Pool party?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 14, 2022 8:21 PM |
Travel thousands of miles to go to a foreign Disneyland.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 14, 2022 8:28 PM |
Worry about what other people think
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 14, 2022 8:32 PM |
Live in disaster-prone areas
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 15, 2022 5:15 AM |
Cum in mouth
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 15, 2022 1:48 PM |
Treat other people like gods because their face is on a TV screen or their voice is on the radio.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 15, 2022 1:55 PM |
Swath themselves in TATTOOS thinking it will bestow them with Coolness , Hipness or Edginess.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 15, 2022 1:58 PM |
Worship gods.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 16, 2022 4:02 AM |
Play violent video games and believe it matters.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 16, 2022 4:21 AM |
Believe their self-worth is tied to their material possessions. "My house, my car, and my clothes are better than yours. Nyah nyah!"
On a related note, ascribing good character, classiness, and other positive qualities to people just because they're rich.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 16, 2022 4:42 AM |
Invent new genders that couldn’t possibly exist.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 16, 2022 4:43 AM |
Discuss things anonymously on websites.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 16, 2022 4:45 AM |
Display their ugly personality traits or psychological disorders on social media because any attention is good attention. Right?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 16, 2022 4:45 AM |
[quote] Believe their self-worth is tied to their material possessions. "My house, my car, and my clothes are better than yours. Nyah nyah!"
Don't animals do that too? Like when a dog treasures a new toy?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 16, 2022 4:12 PM |
Ascribe brilliance to military officers based on their rank.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 17, 2022 3:56 AM |
Work ourselves to death for the profits of other people.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 17, 2022 4:06 AM |
R23 Don't bees do that for their queen bee?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 17, 2022 4:11 AM |
Drive to the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 17, 2022 4:33 AM |
Walk to nowhere on a treadmill.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 17, 2022 4:34 AM |
Wear small sculptures of a symbolic religious leader pinned to a torturous cross as jewelry
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 17, 2022 10:53 AM |
Certain foods in the morning, but never at night, and certain foods at night, but never, ever in the morning
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 17, 2022 10:57 AM |
Prescribe so much significance, import, and meaning to hair
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 18, 2022 2:44 AM |
^ Ascribe, not prescribe.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 18, 2022 11:54 AM |
Hunt and kill animals for entertainment.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 18, 2022 11:54 AM |
Pretend to like other humans.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 18, 2022 12:08 PM |
Tattoos
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 18, 2022 12:21 PM |
Eat plants made to look like meat.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 18, 2022 6:47 PM |
R29 has male pattern baldness.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 19, 2022 1:11 AM |
Shave their genitals.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 19, 2022 2:01 AM |
Pay a lot of money to gather with 1000 other tribespeople in the dark, to watch a few other people say things and jump around
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 19, 2022 2:20 AM |
The uncivilized mutilate the penises of young males. Sick fucks.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 19, 2022 3:22 AM |
R1 If you you believe in God, and if you believe that everything that exists is his creation, why on earth would you think that he should find mammals eating mammals more objectionable than mammals eating plants?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 19, 2022 3:39 AM |
Iron bedsheets.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 19, 2022 3:52 AM |
Eat rabbit, but not dog
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 19, 2022 10:44 AM |
Assign value to little green piece of paper
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 19, 2022 11:04 AM |
Cut off perfectly healthy body parts to be our "authentic selves".
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 19, 2022 11:40 AM |
[quote] Eat rabbit, but not dog
as a general rule we only eat herbivores.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 19, 2022 2:50 PM |
Consider women ugly or or at least unacceptable before they have outlined their eyes with black paint
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 20, 2022 8:52 PM |
Put little wax sticks in a cake and light them on fire and sing every year on the anniversary of our birth
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 21, 2022 1:03 PM |
Bleach their anuses.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 22, 2022 6:54 AM |
Respond to this post.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 22, 2022 7:06 AM |
Structure their lives and personalities according to works of fiction.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 22, 2022 5:50 PM |
Say cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 28, 2022 2:37 PM |
race to the microwave and other appliances as if the fate of the world weighed in the balance to reach it's timer before it strikes zero.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 28, 2022 2:49 PM |
Agree with almost everything already posted so I'll admit to a ridiculous thing I do:
Occasionally, I'll go down a rabbit hole of the series "Cheaters".
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 28, 2022 3:13 PM |
Hatshepsut wore nail polish 3,500 years ago. Nail polish isn’t a new invention.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 28, 2022 3:14 PM |
Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday. But never, ever jam today.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 28, 2022 3:16 PM |
Assume that Vivian Vance is a hilarious in-joke instead of a fucking irritant.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 28, 2022 3:31 PM |
Aren’t you witty OP! Do you know exactly why diamonds and other stones are symbols of devotion? And Vance was a great comic actress- one of the best ever.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 28, 2022 3:33 PM |
Not circumcising young boys leading them to foolishly express their insecurity on DataLounge their entire lives
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 28, 2022 3:43 PM |
Virtue signal over stupid things. Acting like poor minorities should be allowed to burn down their own communities because we don’t understand their pain, or praising people who turn their little boys into trannies.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 28, 2022 3:49 PM |
Celebrate Sweetest Day
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 29, 2022 2:34 AM |
[quote]Actually skip the number 13 in buildings
A lot of buildings in NYC don't have a 13th floor. They'll call it 12A
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 29, 2022 2:36 AM |
slap faces randomly and viciously
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 1, 2022 3:42 PM |
What is “primitive” about painted nails?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 1, 2022 3:59 PM |
OP's mother and father were black, brother and sister, illiterate, literally retarded. Yet, somehow she got here and be posting worthless shit. She gets an award just for showing up.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 1, 2022 4:09 PM |
R65, shiny objects.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 1, 2022 6:51 PM |
Painted Toe Nails -As if the masses aren't putting in enough effort not to look below your shoulders that you have to paint each revolting toe with shiny neon colors to try draw as much attention as you can to YOUR NASTY FEET
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 1, 2022 8:04 PM |
Park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 1, 2022 11:05 PM |
Drag a tree into the house and hang shiny decorations on it, then throw it away
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 7, 2023 8:10 PM |
Forget the plural.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 7, 2023 8:21 PM |
Maintain a plot of evenly cut vegetable matter and scream at people who walk on it.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 7, 2023 9:00 PM |
Go for pedicures if you're a man. If you're over 35 keep your feet covered. Nobody wants to see them no matter what.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 7, 2023 9:04 PM |
Eat very big birds for certain holidays
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 14, 2023 5:11 PM |
[quote]Iron bedsheets.
Oh, these don’t sound very comfortable at all. I much prefer flannel.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 14, 2023 5:29 PM |
My parents live in a predominantly East Asian area where they skip the number 4 in condos, but not 13.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 15, 2023 2:05 AM |
Pay for pre-watered laundry detergent that they in turn use with more water.
It’s ridiculous!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 15, 2023 9:49 AM |
Not to worry, the younger generations will deconstruct all of this ridiculous nonsense that old people have perpetuated.
Then these young, all-knowing generational genii will reconstruct everything as a perfect civilization with the most perfectly thought out plans ever fantasized in a hashish haze. All hatred will be vanquished; the evil people will be punished by having their power and wealth redistributed to the historically downtrodden, and nonbinary love will rule for a thousand years. Nirvana will finally be achieved by these most brilliant of minds. It will be...the Age of Aquarius.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 15, 2023 4:09 PM |
I attempted to explain embalming the dead to my nine-year-old son the other day. I hadn't given it much thought before, but it sounds pretty insane.
If another culture did that and ours didn't, we would mock them to the moon and back for it.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 15, 2023 4:50 PM |
Even humorously monitor a rodent’s view of his shadow to predict the weather
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 4, 2023 2:39 PM |
[quote] My parents live in a predominantly East Asian area where they skip the number 4 in condos, but not 13.
The number 4 is associated with death, at least in Japanese language.
I like the number 4, though. It's a nice, even, square number. I also like rock music, which is based on 4 beats.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 4, 2023 3:25 PM |
Name little girls “Olive”
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 12, 2023 12:44 AM |
A society that makes many members of its community travel to one place at the SAME TIME to work, and then have all those same people LEAVE at the same time, and then spend those hours forever in a rage that other people exist on the planet and are doing the same thing, thereby creating huge backlogs and traffic jams.
Addendum A to above: Spend significant amounts of money earned at said job to pay for the contraption that takes us to and from that workplace, rendering one's pockets too depleted to pursue other activities.
Addendum B to above: Spending as much money as we possibly can, often going into debt, for the largest POSSIBLE contraption to take us to and from said job, even if said job does not involve physical labor/construction and/or the transport of tools, thus incurring yet more cost and expense for the fuel and maintenance of said school bus-sized vehicle.
Addendum C to above: Selecting a place to live that is as far away from said workplace as is possible, thereby guaranteeing sadness, frustration and rage at the main argument as posted above.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 12, 2023 1:23 AM |
[quote] illiterate, literally retarded.
[quote] Yet, somehow she got here and be posting worthless shit.
Pot, Kettle is calling. On lines 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.
Please pick up the white courtesy phone.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 12, 2023 1:25 AM |
Non-reconstructive plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 12, 2023 1:55 AM |
Addendum D tot he above: falling in love with the sound of one’s own voice
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 12, 2023 2:10 AM |
R83, I agree except for Addendum C. People live far from their jobs because they can’t afford to live closer.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 12, 2023 5:54 AM |
R87 True, perhaps not as uniformly applicable as my other points in every case.
But sometimes it's not cost differences but more of the "Ew! The city?" vibe. And then they complain about how much gas costs, etc. as if they didn't understand that when they bought the house AND/OR the car.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 13, 2023 12:52 AM |
put artificial grill marks on pet food
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 13, 2023 10:18 PM |
R2 you got that wrong. Mammals are supposed to reproduce and then die. There is no other purpose to our lives.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 13, 2023 10:24 PM |
Embalming and then burying people in $10,000 boxes on land that could be better used. How in the fuck are we still doing this??
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 13, 2023 10:27 PM |
At least there's an historical provenance for the "God bless you" thing: Way back in the middle ages (and slightly later) people believed your heart stopped when you sneezed. So the god bless you was encouragement to stay alive. I think that's rather charming.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 14, 2023 12:19 AM |
Have animal companions and refer to them as their children
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 19, 2023 2:17 PM |
Ash Wednesday.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 22, 2023 11:48 PM |
Barbarically mutilate the penis.
Thankfully, most people in the world don't do this, but others continue to act like uncivilized barbarians for no fucking good reason. STOP IT NOW.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 23, 2023 12:22 AM |
Post crap like R95.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 23, 2023 12:26 AM |
Paint women's eyelashes
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 27, 2023 4:08 PM |
One time my dad stormed into my bedroom and asked “why are you a bottom”!? I replied “why not”?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 27, 2023 4:11 PM |
[quote] The number 4 is associated with death, at least in Japanese language.
R81 one of my favourite Japanese dance/musical productions uses the wordplay of '4/shi' as a plot point.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 27, 2023 4:22 PM |
Shitting and wiping
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 27, 2023 6:23 PM |
r100 reminded me:
Why are humans the only animals who need toilet paper? I watch my cats and after they poop, they don't need to wipe their booty. You also don't see little stalls with toilet paper rolls in the forest.
So what gives?!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 27, 2023 6:26 PM |
Ignore objective reality.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 27, 2023 6:26 PM |
put a car on mars
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 27, 2023 6:29 PM |
r103=Pissed off Martian
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 27, 2023 6:55 PM |
Bury our dead below big commemorative rocks
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 31, 2023 2:39 AM |