This looks really good 👍
"Bean cake" sounds kind of gross...but I'm sure if someone gave it to me as just vanilla cake it would be delicious!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 13, 2022 3:49 PM |
Looks and sound amazing, but I'd make it cruelty free.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 13, 2022 3:52 PM |
What would you substitute, r2?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 13, 2022 3:57 PM |
Cake!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 13, 2022 4:07 PM |
R3 The milk, eggs, and butter. Thankfully, adequate vegan versions exist for all those now, which wasn't true 10 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 13, 2022 4:08 PM |
Why do we say "vanilla bean" but not "chocolate bean" and "cinmamon bark"?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 13, 2022 4:14 PM |
Because they’re cacao beans.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 13, 2022 4:21 PM |
Just call it cum cake and the nasties will eat up like trough hogs
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 13, 2022 4:26 PM |
It looks boring and bland.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 13, 2022 4:28 PM |
They're using the seeds from inside the actual bean, r6. That's the difference between "vanilla" and "vanilla bean". If a recipe called for cacao beans, it would say so. Same with cinnamon bark, which is usually in sticks.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 13, 2022 4:31 PM |
I'd make this but vanilla beans cost 400 million dollars a pound now, so.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 13, 2022 4:31 PM |
Not a good recipe. All-butter cakes are drier than the Sahara. To get a moist cake with good flavor, you need to use a combination of both oil and butter. You can even see in the photos how dry it is.
This recipe also uses too little vanilla to be called a proper vanilla cake. Good vanilla cake recipes use a minimum of one TABLESPOON of vanilla extract. Vanilla beans, which this recipe also calls for, actually add little flavor in baked goods, as the flavor easily bakes out in the oven.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 13, 2022 4:33 PM |
[quote]This looks really good
It just looks like a very basic, standard slice of yellow cake. It apparently doesn’t take much to excite you, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 13, 2022 4:37 PM |
Who is this queen's wife? Randy Rainbow?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 13, 2022 4:40 PM |
Especially good with prunes ladled over the top.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 13, 2022 4:47 PM |
R12-R14 are all members of Club Cunt.
R15- Scat Queen- clearly. How disgusting.
And that cake looks as boring as a donkey's balls.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 13, 2022 4:55 PM |
This looks great, and I’d make mine full of cruelty!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 13, 2022 5:06 PM |
R12, do you have a link to a preferred recipe?
What are your thoughts on vanilla bean paste as far as evaporation?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 13, 2022 5:08 PM |
The filling does not look appetizing.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 13, 2022 6:02 PM |
[quote]R12-R14 are all members of Club Cunt. And that cake looks as boring as a donkey's balls.
Oh, the irony.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 13, 2022 6:06 PM |
I'd probably like the cake just the way it is. I prefer a drier cake made with butter. Instead of this frosting and filling, I'd use whipped cream and berries on top, and lemon curd in the middle.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 13, 2022 6:15 PM |
I prefer cak with graxy.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 13, 2022 6:25 PM |
That was so funny, r23. Back in 2014.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 13, 2022 6:27 PM |
Ha ha! I’ll say.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 13, 2022 6:35 PM |
He should have shaved off the domes and the perimeters of the cake. The layers are separating due to the dome shapes. The sides of the cake look irregular as well.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 13, 2022 6:38 PM |
r26=Mary Berry
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 13, 2022 6:43 PM |
R15 If you offered some to Freida Claxton, she might agree to help save the tree.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 13, 2022 6:45 PM |
Duncan Heinz vanilla cake mix is better
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 14, 2022 7:07 PM |
R26 is a prevert!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 14, 2022 7:08 PM |
[quote]Duncan Heinz vanilla cake mix is better
Oh, DEAR!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 14, 2022 7:11 PM |
[quote]That was so funny, [R23]. Back in 2014.
THAT IS FUCKING TIMELESS, A DATALOUNGE CLASSIC, YOU CRANKY PIG!!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 15, 2022 4:55 AM |