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Vanilla Bean Cake

This looks really good 👍

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by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2022 4:55 AM

"Bean cake" sounds kind of gross...but I'm sure if someone gave it to me as just vanilla cake it would be delicious!

by Anonymousreply 1August 13, 2022 3:49 PM

Looks and sound amazing, but I'd make it cruelty free.

by Anonymousreply 2August 13, 2022 3:52 PM

What would you substitute, r2?

by Anonymousreply 3August 13, 2022 3:57 PM

Cake!

by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2022 4:07 PM

R3 The milk, eggs, and butter. Thankfully, adequate vegan versions exist for all those now, which wasn't true 10 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 5August 13, 2022 4:08 PM

Why do we say "vanilla bean" but not "chocolate bean" and "cinmamon bark"?

by Anonymousreply 6August 13, 2022 4:14 PM

Because they’re cacao beans.

by Anonymousreply 7August 13, 2022 4:21 PM

Just call it cum cake and the nasties will eat up like trough hogs

by Anonymousreply 8August 13, 2022 4:26 PM

It looks boring and bland.

by Anonymousreply 9August 13, 2022 4:28 PM

They're using the seeds from inside the actual bean, r6. That's the difference between "vanilla" and "vanilla bean". If a recipe called for cacao beans, it would say so. Same with cinnamon bark, which is usually in sticks.

by Anonymousreply 10August 13, 2022 4:31 PM

I'd make this but vanilla beans cost 400 million dollars a pound now, so.

by Anonymousreply 11August 13, 2022 4:31 PM

Not a good recipe. All-butter cakes are drier than the Sahara. To get a moist cake with good flavor, you need to use a combination of both oil and butter. You can even see in the photos how dry it is.

This recipe also uses too little vanilla to be called a proper vanilla cake. Good vanilla cake recipes use a minimum of one TABLESPOON of vanilla extract. Vanilla beans, which this recipe also calls for, actually add little flavor in baked goods, as the flavor easily bakes out in the oven.

by Anonymousreply 12August 13, 2022 4:33 PM

[quote]This looks really good

It just looks like a very basic, standard slice of yellow cake. It apparently doesn’t take much to excite you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13August 13, 2022 4:37 PM

Who is this queen's wife? Randy Rainbow?

by Anonymousreply 14August 13, 2022 4:40 PM

Especially good with prunes ladled over the top.

by Anonymousreply 15August 13, 2022 4:47 PM

R12-R14 are all members of Club Cunt.

R15- Scat Queen- clearly. How disgusting.

And that cake looks as boring as a donkey's balls.

by Anonymousreply 16August 13, 2022 4:55 PM

This looks great, and I’d make mine full of cruelty!

by Anonymousreply 17August 13, 2022 5:06 PM

R12, do you have a link to a preferred recipe?

What are your thoughts on vanilla bean paste as far as evaporation?

by Anonymousreply 18August 13, 2022 5:08 PM

The filling does not look appetizing.

by Anonymousreply 19August 13, 2022 6:02 PM

[quote]R12-R14 are all members of Club Cunt. And that cake looks as boring as a donkey's balls.

Oh, the irony.

by Anonymousreply 20August 13, 2022 6:06 PM

I'd probably like the cake just the way it is. I prefer a drier cake made with butter. Instead of this frosting and filling, I'd use whipped cream and berries on top, and lemon curd in the middle.

by Anonymousreply 21August 13, 2022 6:15 PM

Kaleb also makes Boston Cream Pie.

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by Anonymousreply 22August 13, 2022 6:23 PM

I prefer cak with graxy.

by Anonymousreply 23August 13, 2022 6:25 PM

That was so funny, r23. Back in 2014.

by Anonymousreply 24August 13, 2022 6:27 PM

Ha ha! I’ll say.

by Anonymousreply 25August 13, 2022 6:35 PM

He should have shaved off the domes and the perimeters of the cake. The layers are separating due to the dome shapes. The sides of the cake look irregular as well.

by Anonymousreply 26August 13, 2022 6:38 PM

r26=Mary Berry

by Anonymousreply 27August 13, 2022 6:43 PM

R15 If you offered some to Freida Claxton, she might agree to help save the tree.

by Anonymousreply 28August 13, 2022 6:45 PM

This recipe sounds good

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by Anonymousreply 29August 14, 2022 6:13 PM

Duncan Heinz vanilla cake mix is better

by Anonymousreply 30August 14, 2022 7:07 PM

R26 is a prevert!

by Anonymousreply 31August 14, 2022 7:08 PM

[quote]Duncan Heinz vanilla cake mix is better

Oh, DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 32August 14, 2022 7:11 PM

[quote]That was so funny, [R23]. Back in 2014.

THAT IS FUCKING TIMELESS, A DATALOUNGE CLASSIC, YOU CRANKY PIG!!

by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2022 4:55 AM
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