Bitches, go to a Chrissy Metz concert tonight in NYC!

Is it in the round?

Does anyone know why she hasn't had gastric bypass surgery. Her weight must strain her heart.

How’d she get tangled up in the curtain?

What I'm afraid of is this is a bait and switch out of a horror film. She's having people come see her sing in an effort to eat the audience. How the heck do you think she stays so fucking fat?!

Wow what stage presence!

Leaked Set List:

Take Me Home, Country Time Lemonade

Blow Me (One Last Hershey’s Kiss)

The Shrimp 'Po Boy Is Mine

The Macaroni (Bayside Boys Mix)

The Promise Of A New Danish

Stuck In A Doorway You Can't Get Out Of

Circle In The Sandwich

When Dove Bars Cry

My Oven (You're Never Gonna Get It)

How Do You Talk To An Angel Food Cake?

Encore:

My Heart Will Go On (Hopefully)

Is that Precious?

How big of a venue can she fill? The audience I mean.

I'm surprised she's willing to perform in a heathen place like NYC - isn't she mostly popular with the suburban white Christian crowd?

What brand of snack purse will she have tonight?

Her fanbase is mostly southern and Midwestern white. Her music is also Country, so it’s place in NYC is odd, but if anything she will attract This Is Us fans (many here) or people from Long Island or Upstate who will make a city trip to see her.

I’m genuinely curious how she has the energy to do a full set live. Does she sit on a stool?

She looks like the cherry-flavored version of the Willy Wonka girl who turned into a blueberry and was rolled away.

R12 A very strong, steel stool.

Chrissy has the face of Adele. Did Chrissy eat her?

The stadium will only seat 5.

aka Karaoke Nite At Popeye's

She's in Boston Sunday night. Plenty of "available" spots on the seat map.

Is anyone there to give updates?