Caption this!

I'm gonna have a thuper day.

Not ANOTHER Tom Daley thread, please!

Enough time to play Gaga circa 2008 but can't water that damn plant!

Lol R2 it's not Tom Daley, just some guy.

WHY!!

KILL IT...KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Thirque du Tholeil

Great eye, R3.

Captain Gay.

R4, i think that's the joke, dork. Of course, it's not Daley. But someone dying for attention just like that knitting weirdo

The tightrope looks about right...I'm going...

Captain Underpants

I like blue.

The Decline of the Western Gay Man

Princess Tinymeat

Looks like he spends his life on knee pads!

FAT!

Former Congressman Aaron Schock finds new life as Captain Fussybottom. It's a dingleberry, it's shit streaks, it's Captain Fussybottom's filthy hole. . .but in a fabulous blue superhero ensemble!

Scared shitless on the 30th floor

Are you sure these magic panties will make me fly?

Introducing Marvels newest Thuper Hero!

Teenypeeny ..so small he can find his way through the narrowest of crevasses... nothing can stop Teenypeeny!

The new Mr Terrific!

Who says Islam and homosexuality is incompatible?

That toolbelt does nothing for his waist.

He’s hot. I would do him.

The kid seems to have a pretty face, killer body and gorgeous hair, why do this?

R23 It gives him one.

Kept boy of a Saudi prince.

He needs to lose a few pounds around the waist, otherwise doable.

R25 He is dressed to stand out/for attention. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with paying attention to someone who is dressed to be seen and talked about. It's how Madonna and Lady Gaga and Katy Perry attracted hundreds of millions of fans. Captions can be complimentary as well as funny.

So, R29, this kid is the new Gaga?! Call me when he does the half time superbowl show!

I thought a Speedo would just look too GAY.

"Of course I'm crap in bed. Why do you ask?"

Hercules Shazam's waning powers fail to revive the dieffenbachia.

No witty caption, but I want to know the story behind this pic.

And to see this guy with less clothes on. I'm with R24, he's very doable

Hey bruce bitch, watch me fly over to the really tall building. Signed Robin.

Okay, I almost have your boots in the picture, but you have to step back two more paces.

I Dream of Peeny

Yes, I absolutely intended to look like both a birthday cake and a crown from Party City. And I stole these sunglasses from Lady Gaga.

I'll show that bitch Esther Williams what a real splash looks like

Tragic

I forgot my cape...damn..

I don't know her.

Suicide is so much better in the right costume.

Bradley Cooper stars in ‘High-rise Homos’, a hi-larious new comedy about cancer!

It looks like a Mardi Gras cake.

Baroque Bitch

His name is Matt Nocella and he’s a DC gay.

Does he really imagine those boots don’t clash?

Is it too late for me to go to law school?

nice body. who's that?

Heroes don’t need capes, they only need jewelry!

Well...at least he tried.

Apple Watch - the official watch of Super Heroes!!

Brandon Flynn, looking for attention

He’s probably very kind to his mother.

- My mother

"I worked on the Toronto production of Sunset Boulevard starring Diahann Carroll, in 1995."

I was bluer than the sky, that day!

The latest look from the Johnny Weir daywear collection.

R52 he does have a cape of "jewelry beads"

A picture is better than a thousand words

It looks like he has a prominent nose. Big nose and fat ass is my type. I would fuck him, as is.

A Judy Jetson fail.

The beginning of a prolapse anus weekend

"OnlyFans" can appreciate a getup like this.

Obliged the DLer in the building behind him when the user typed "Show hole."

We have a name for guys like that in Boston.

But my daughter taught me to stop saying it!

If Dynasty was rebooted as a superhero series

You'll never guess who bought the penthouse at 432!

Rob Kardashian models the latest range of SKIMS body suits for sister, Kim.

By day he's billionaire playboy Bruce Gayne but at night he becomes...the Buttman!

Stop trying to make Jazzercise happen, Gretchen. It's NOT going to happen again!

My balls were so blue that day.

No caption but just an aside.

I like it.

He's put in effort and inventiveness, even if it's totally derived from what an extra on the set of "The Ten Commandments" wore.

He looks as good, if not better, than what I see on Red Carpets these days.

The kind of queen who chairs the DEI task-force at the office, but has (secretly, shhh!) never kissed a minority.

A member of The Flying Wallendas about whom we don't talk.

R75 Why, he's never been kissed at all! So wrong of you to suggest this chaste blossom has discriminated against anyone when he clearly has never been tainted by the improper touch of any man or woman.

We know it's unfair that the mens' gymnastics team doesn't feature balance beam, but this is not the right way to protest.

Love child of Richard Simmons and Robyn Bird.

Does this outfit make me look gay?

🎶🎶🎶 I JUST adore a penthouse view; Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue. 🎶🎶

Meh, less is more. I prefer the dandy that dresses in period clothes instead of one that went crazy at the thrift shop

Stop The Steal, Bitches!

And next up for your beach look, Geordi, we have this little blue number. Would you like to beam it up?

I agree, r82; I wish there was a Men At Play style gay porn site for period clothing.

I wish someone would push him off the roof and it rained glitter as he fell in a pool of blue.

"Anything to make a buck."

Biden Announces Top Pick for Secretary of the Navy

O wonder if he can fly?

The only child of Siegfried & Roy.

New York Datalounger prepared to go inside to post and laugh at anyone who doesn't live in NYC.

The Puny Cocklet Troll’s identity remains shrouded in mystery.

It’s the one who constantly brags about his balcony, R91.

Now we know what it looks like.

[quote]I wish there was a Men At Play style gay porn site for period clothing.

Have at it.

Caption: 2022: This is what str8 women "say" they want.

It's kind of got a Xanadu thing happening. But I wish he had tried harder with the blues. I want them to be the exact same blue as he leotard with just a bit too much heel.

MARY!

Micropenis

If you are desperately in need of penis enhancement surgery before the next Met Gala, please call 212.555.5555.

Next time choose "truth" when playing with the assholes who dared you to do this to yourself.

"You're ready to fly right out of here, aren't you?"

What are his pronouns?

I waxed for this, bitches!

After a 3 day meth Binge gay Timmy thinks he is a super hero