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That is a lie - from Mommy Dearest

That. Is a lie.

I’ve decided to mimic my fave line from Mommy Dearest today. I’m going to interject it into as many conversations as possible for maximum reactionary results!!

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by Anonymousreply 27August 14, 2022 1:47 PM

Poor Joan.

That horrible "daughter."

And the cunts on the DL who emulate her.

by Anonymousreply 1August 10, 2022 12:46 PM

I support you in this endeavour, OP although

by Anonymousreply 2August 10, 2022 12:46 PM

R2 I like that line as my 2nd choice but it’s too hard to fit into normal conversation.

by Anonymousreply 3August 10, 2022 12:48 PM

Uh, you remember what happened to her immediately after saying that, don't you OP?

by Anonymousreply 4August 10, 2022 12:49 PM

r3

Try dear.

Try.

by Anonymousreply 5August 10, 2022 12:50 PM

Op, please!

Please, op!!

by Anonymousreply 6August 10, 2022 12:54 PM

I would have slapped that little ungrateful bitch too.

by Anonymousreply 7August 10, 2022 12:55 PM

I prefer this one, op.

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by Anonymousreply 8August 10, 2022 12:56 PM

Barbara, PLEASE!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9August 10, 2022 12:56 PM

I also enjoy this one...

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by Anonymousreply 10August 10, 2022 12:58 PM

OP, this line can be quite effective in certain situations.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 10, 2022 1:00 PM

I've found "I am not mad at you. I am MAD at the DIRT!" quite effective in a panoply of situations.

by Anonymousreply 12August 10, 2022 1:03 PM

This one can be particularly useful during work meetings.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 10, 2022 1:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 14August 10, 2022 1:04 PM

OP, one of the lines I use when visiting county and state fairs:

[quote]This isn't my first time fucking at the rodeo.

by Anonymousreply 15August 10, 2022 1:06 PM

Sccccruuubbb.

by Anonymousreply 16August 10, 2022 1:07 PM

This is wonderful.... this is WONDERFUL!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 17August 10, 2022 1:12 PM

Lmao r15!

The Orkin man has to plant termite traps outside my guesthouse and handed me a copy of the estimate. I glanced at it and said in that certain tone “That. Is a lie”.

by Anonymousreply 18August 10, 2022 7:28 PM

I love how Diana Scarwid made the unique acting choice to not move her lips when speaking for most of the film giving the impression that she was suffering from some sort of facial paralysis.

by Anonymousreply 19August 10, 2022 10:07 PM

Interesting that young Christina (Mara Hotel) had played the daughter of Jada Rowland on "The Doctors". Rowland was the star of "The Secret Storm" when Christina was on it. During a recent interview, Rowland recalled that when Joan took over, none of the younger women were allowed on the set.

It's too bad that Judy Lewis, who played Rowland's older sister, was not on the show at the time. (She had left, but later returned.) Lewis was the illegitimate daughter of Loretta Young and Clark Gable, conceived when Gable apparently raped Loretta. She was in an convent orphanage as a baby but quickly adopted by Loretta to avoid scandal. Joan once ordered someone not to sit in a chair that Loretta once sat in, claiming it to be now sacred.

by Anonymousreply 20August 10, 2022 11:03 PM

Hobel, not Hotel.

Of course, that's where Christina found the boys and the booze!

by Anonymousreply 21August 10, 2022 11:04 PM

I'm not mad at you, OP. I'm mad at your stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 22August 10, 2022 11:06 PM

Jump in that toilet I just shit in r22

by Anonymousreply 23August 10, 2022 11:44 PM

I just said that to the Schwan’s man. He looked at me like I just punched him in the face! Lol.

by Anonymousreply 24August 13, 2022 10:21 PM

Why would you say that to a stranger, R24?

It's an "inside joke" kind of thing (pretty much for gay men and Dataloungers).

Saying "that is a lie!" is actually pretty insulting, when saying it to someone you don't know.

by Anonymousreply 25August 14, 2022 8:00 AM

That thread title is certainly a lie.

Epic fail.

by Anonymousreply 26August 14, 2022 8:13 AM

R25 to get my jollies and get a reaction. Duh

by Anonymousreply 27August 14, 2022 1:47 PM
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