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Original Professor, John Gabriel, from the Gilligan’s Island pilot speculates that he was fired for being too sexy.

He may have been right.

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by Anonymousreply 99August 24, 2022 11:06 PM

Is there an article to back up your claim?

by Anonymousreply 1August 9, 2022 10:15 PM

[bold]#Justice4SexyProfessor

by Anonymousreply 2August 9, 2022 10:15 PM

Sure, MaryAnn.

by Anonymousreply 3August 9, 2022 10:15 PM

PROOF.

His speculation starts about 1:50.

Later they assured him he was simply too young.

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by Anonymousreply 4August 9, 2022 10:17 PM

We'd ask him but he's, you know, dead.

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by Anonymousreply 5August 9, 2022 10:18 PM

I used to think he was soooo hot as Seneca Beaulac on Ryan's Hope.

by Anonymousreply 6August 9, 2022 10:18 PM

Original calypso theme song - composed by John Williams!

The appearance of John Gabriel is limited to mere seconds, so as to avoid sexual overload in the opening credits.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 9, 2022 10:21 PM

Russell Johnson was a DILF. Though I didn't care for his blow dried bouffant in later episodes.

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by Anonymousreply 8August 9, 2022 10:24 PM

Original Ginger:

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by Anonymousreply 9August 9, 2022 10:26 PM

If anyone was deemed too sexy it would’ve been Skipper! Woof!

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by Anonymousreply 10August 9, 2022 10:31 PM

Russell Johnson was way hotter than that guy. Gabriel looks like sexual predator more than a sex animal.

And I'll always love Johnson for the support he gave his gay son David as he battled publicly against AIDS, and then continued his late son's charity work for the cause. This was WAY before it was fashionable.

by Anonymousreply 11August 9, 2022 10:35 PM

Gabriel also played Mary's beau, Andy Rivers on multiple episodes of the Mary Tyler Moore Show. I remember him when I was a little kid and my mom would watch Ryan's Hope. I think he put Delia in her place, or something...

by Anonymousreply 12August 9, 2022 10:37 PM

I thought the professor they had on the show was hot AF....my taste for sure!

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by Anonymousreply 13August 9, 2022 10:40 PM

They were both guys I would love to have been stranded on a desert island with.

by Anonymousreply 14August 9, 2022 10:42 PM

Russell Johnson was perfect as the professor. I thought he was nerd/daddy hot on GI and if you dig around he was hot in many old b&w t.v. shows.

Also, Tina Louise may have been a cunt but as Ginger she was perfection. They were all great doing a really dumb show and making it work.

We're still talking about it.

by Anonymousreply 15August 9, 2022 10:43 PM

Denny Miller, who also brought excessive sex to the show and had to be limited to two episodes (the lost-at-sea surfer boy and Tongo, the ape man who turned out to be a method actor) was married in real life to Kit Smythe, the original Ginger at r9.

The video’s title and thumbnail are deceiving on that count.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 9, 2022 10:45 PM

I'm too sexy for this boat, too sexy for this boat ...

by Anonymousreply 17August 9, 2022 10:47 PM

He was handsome, muscled, and hairy. I dreamed of doing him.

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by Anonymousreply 18August 9, 2022 10:53 PM

I'm honestly surprised by everyone's preference for Russell Johnson. Oh well, more John Gabriel for me.

by Anonymousreply 19August 9, 2022 10:56 PM

But could Russel Crowe carry a tune?

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by Anonymousreply 20August 9, 2022 10:58 PM

^ Oops, Russell Johnson. We already know about Russell Crowe, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 21August 9, 2022 10:59 PM

Put down your arms, polarized Professor lovers.

Here’s a pic of John Gabriel on Here’s Lucy. Because if there’s anything that impassions DL, it’s Lucy.

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by Anonymousreply 22August 9, 2022 11:03 PM

^ I have to be the only gay who is not a fan of Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 23August 9, 2022 11:07 PM

Denny Miller as the surfer on Gilligan’s Island.

ASS ALERT

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by Anonymousreply 24August 9, 2022 11:08 PM

R23, she is widely despised here.

by Anonymousreply 25August 9, 2022 11:09 PM

R19: the Russell Johnson thing is a nerd attraction.

by Anonymousreply 26August 9, 2022 11:10 PM

Denny Miller played the Gorton Fisherman in all those TV commercials and retired rich and happy.

by Anonymousreply 27August 9, 2022 11:21 PM

R22, is that a still from Gabriel's audition to play Beuregard in Mame? I always felt that the fundamental problem with the film version of Mame was Robert Preston. If Lucy had someone she could play off of and had more sexual tension with, it would have gone a long way to putting the film over as the box office sensation it should have been.

by Anonymousreply 28August 10, 2022 12:10 AM

That cunt Carol Brady chose her gay husband over me.

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by Anonymousreply 29August 10, 2022 12:13 AM

Denny and Mrs. Brady had matching hairdos, r29!

by Anonymousreply 30August 10, 2022 12:45 AM

OP damn he was hot

by Anonymousreply 31August 10, 2022 12:46 AM

The sad thing is, he used the word "anyhow."

by Anonymousreply 32August 10, 2022 12:48 AM

R28, Lucy? Sexual tension? You gotta be joking!

by Anonymousreply 33August 10, 2022 12:59 AM

At R24 everybody looks like they want to f#ck him! Even Skipper!

by Anonymousreply 34August 10, 2022 1:17 AM

Someone bought me a bucket hat that you soak in water to stay cool. Now I look like an old Gilligan that's eaten all of Mary Ann's coconut cream pies.

by Anonymousreply 35August 10, 2022 1:57 AM

R22, Is that John Gabriel with Lucy or Bea Arthur?

by Anonymousreply 36August 10, 2022 2:40 AM

R22, Is that John Gabriel with Lucy or Bea Arthur?

by Anonymousreply 37August 10, 2022 2:40 AM

John Gabriel wanted to do Mame with Lucy AND Bea Arthur, but Gary....

by Anonymousreply 38August 10, 2022 2:45 AM

R18- I remember him as a spokesperson for Oldsmobile.

by Anonymousreply 39August 10, 2022 2:54 AM

John Gabriel trying to plant his dick all over the cast of Here’s Lucy.

Gale Gordon, don’t drop the soap. .

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by Anonymousreply 40August 10, 2022 3:06 AM

I LOVED Gilligan's Island as a kid - Russell Johnson was the first crush I jerked off to, followed swiftly by the still living Mark Godard from Lost In Space.

by Anonymousreply 41August 10, 2022 3:07 AM

It's ironic isn't it that the show owes its existence to the great actress Ida Lupino, who of course directed multiple episodes of Gilligan's Island.

by Anonymousreply 42August 10, 2022 3:09 AM

I love how Skipper has hearts in his eyes in r24's picture, just like the girls do.

by Anonymousreply 43August 10, 2022 5:39 AM

His wife played that trashy bitch Edna Thornton Sago on All My Children.

by Anonymousreply 44August 10, 2022 5:47 AM

I think Russell was hotter too. And regretfully, the role probably stymied his career. Interesting article.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 10, 2022 6:44 AM

At Lucy's age in Mame who was she going to have sexual tension with? Lloyd Nolan

by Anonymousreply 46August 10, 2022 6:58 AM

[quote]? I always felt that the fundamental problem with the film version of Mame was Robert Preston.

Um, no. There was a much bigger and much more fundamental problem.

by Anonymousreply 47August 10, 2022 7:06 AM

[quote]I have to be the only gay who is not a fan of Lucy.

I was a fan of "I Love Lucy."

"The Lucy Show" and "Here's Lucy" are torture to sit through.

by Anonymousreply 48August 10, 2022 7:11 AM

John Gabriel's hair in OP's photo looks too bizarre. That's why he wasn't hired.

by Anonymousreply 49August 10, 2022 7:17 AM

@r41, "I LOVED Gilligan's Island as a kid - Russell Johnson was the first crush I jerked off to"

Yeah, he made me think about stuff too 😛

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by Anonymousreply 50August 10, 2022 8:12 AM

Maybe he just didn’t look very smart.

by Anonymousreply 51August 10, 2022 8:36 AM

R51 - Poor thing couldn't even figure out how to button his shirt...

by Anonymousreply 52August 10, 2022 11:40 AM

He could plug MY hole any time!

by Anonymousreply 53August 10, 2022 2:18 PM

John Gabriel.

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by Anonymousreply 54August 10, 2022 2:24 PM

Oh, my god, the guy in R29's photo looks like Trump. 🤢

by Anonymousreply 55August 10, 2022 2:53 PM

[quote] I have to be the only gay who is not a fan of Lucy.

You're not alone, I couldn't care less about her either.

by Anonymousreply 56August 10, 2022 2:58 PM

Actors who are always showing off their hairy chests are sluts. Charlton Heston, Tom Selleck and John Gabriel ---- all sluts.

by Anonymousreply 57August 10, 2022 3:03 PM

Miss Locher recently did a John Gabriel tribute with his two daughters and several of his Ryan's Hope co-stars. Ilene Kristen said that he hated the storyline where his son Edmond dies in a fire.

by Anonymousreply 58August 10, 2022 3:10 PM

Those khakis on The Professor!! Mmmmmm mmmmm

by Anonymousreply 59August 10, 2022 3:16 PM

Looke at the men on Gilligan's Island. John Gabriel sticks out as too masculine. He look like a man who has sex. You don't look at Skipper or Gilligan and think of them as sexual beings. Mr. Howell is safely married -and if you think of him in terms of sex at all, it's the comfortably-married-and-do-it-on-birthdays-and-special-occasions type. It's not the Russell Johnson wasn't a handsome, sexy man -but he didn't project himself as a sexual being. Clearly Sherwood Schwartz thought Gabriel could be the Professor -but the network types wanted someone who was less of a sexual threat to the two women. Remember, this was a time when belly buttons had to be kept covered. No hint of sex on the island!

by Anonymousreply 60August 10, 2022 3:42 PM

Yet they apparently never thought Ginger or Mary Ann were too sexual????

I mean, come on.

by Anonymousreply 61August 10, 2022 3:47 PM

r19 for the old f/hags, he's more representative of leading male love interests from that era.

O.G's would have been better set for the mid to late 90s in his youth to 30s.

while post forty, he was everything the 80s was made of.

J.G. would be considered "attractive" by today's standard but back then, he was basic bitch.

by Anonymousreply 62August 10, 2022 4:09 PM

Don't confuse "sexy" with "sexual," R61. Mary Ann, beautiful and sexy as she was, exuded a fresh-scrubbed, wholesome quality. She wasn't a sex pot. And Ginger? She was a siren; a vamp. She constantly tried to use her feminine charms to get what she wanted from the men, but she never gave them what they (presumably) wanted. The censors of the day didn't want audiences to think there was hanky-panky on the island. Ginger clearly wasn't going to do anything with the men - Howell was married and older; the skipper was older and fat; Gilligan was to all intents a little boy, an innocent. That left the professor. He was emasculated with his intellect. (Again, that was easier to imagine with Johnson than with Gabriel.)

Today, of course, audiences would presume a ton of sex on that island. If Ginger was saying "no" to the men, she would be hitting on Mary Ann instead. And who knows how the men would take care of business? Maybe Gilligan would be a pass-around bottom... But not back then. In the 60s we had married couples sleeping in separate beds.

by Anonymousreply 63August 10, 2022 4:11 PM

Married people had to sleep in separate beds if they didn't want more children. Birth control was a sin. Especially among the Irish who would happily have 14 children rather than offend Our Lord.

by Anonymousreply 64August 10, 2022 4:27 PM

It's hard to be hot and beefy on a sitcom. The other cast members feel threatened!

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by Anonymousreply 65August 10, 2022 7:33 PM

I had a gayling crush on the Professor. And he was smart! He could build a radio out of coconuts and have Gilligan power it with a bicycle and they would all be saved!

by Anonymousreply 66August 10, 2022 8:12 PM

The professor was supposed to be a closeted gay man. right? From IMDb:

[quote] This has got to the campiest TV show of all time. When you look at Gilligan's Island you see a stereotype of the different types of people who make up our society. You have the working closet gays (Skipper and Gilligan); the intellectual college homosexual Professor; the bisexual stripper, model, actress, coke whore (Ginger); the sweet closet lesbian (Mary-Ann) and the older rich kinky swingers (the Howells).

Except for Mary Ann, that seems about right to me. She seemed more like a Questioning virgin.

by Anonymousreply 67August 10, 2022 8:15 PM

@r66, "He could build a radio out of coconuts and have Gilligan power it with a bicycle and they would all be saved! "

He could do all that, but he couldn't patch a stupid hole in a boat 🙄

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by Anonymousreply 68August 10, 2022 8:34 PM

The boat was named the "S.S. Minnow," because as The Skipper got fatter and FATTER, his penis began to shrink under his belly, becoming barely visible, and that's what it looked like.

When he was young and first started out, it had been called the S.S. Trout.

by Anonymousreply 69August 10, 2022 9:37 PM

It was only on three years? It has been rerun millions of times and none of the actors got residuals.

by Anonymousreply 70August 10, 2022 9:42 PM

Gabriel's sexuality would have made him a perfect choice over Preston for Mame. Lucy always performed better when there was a clear sexual dynamic at stake. Look at ILL, clearly her and Desi were doing it. In truth all her great performances were fuelled by underlying sexual tension with her leading men: Desi, Henry Fonda, Gale Gordon

by Anonymousreply 71August 10, 2022 9:57 PM

R54 - Oh My! John Gabriel looks like a cross between Danny Thomas and Dody Goodman.

by Anonymousreply 72August 10, 2022 10:23 PM

John Gabriel’s Andy Rivers was the best of MTM’s dates.

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by Anonymousreply 73August 10, 2022 10:48 PM

65, I just discovered that Chip Oliver died this summer.

He was a temptingly meaty meathead.

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by Anonymousreply 74August 10, 2022 10:54 PM

If I ran into Russell Johnson this way, his belt would be unbuckled, the pants unzipped, and the majority of his bush, along with half of his cockhead, would be in the photo. Yes, his eyes are rolling back in his head.

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by Anonymousreply 75August 11, 2022 12:02 AM

[quote]But could Russel Crowe carry a tune?

Fuck no, R20.

by Anonymousreply 76August 11, 2022 12:10 AM

Someone, please make this recipe and report back. On the island, I guess she substituted seagull eggs for chicken eggs, but where'd Mary Ann find vanilla extract? Hmmm? Miss Wells was a sweetie!

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by Anonymousreply 77August 12, 2022 4:16 AM

R74 - That's too bad. Oliver was a hottie who put the meat into meathead.

by Anonymousreply 78August 14, 2022 10:16 PM

Denny Miller was super hot. Played Tarzan in one film in 1959. Was also on the old TV series Wagon Train (reruns are usually on channels like COZI-TV, ME-TV, Heroes & Icons, etc.). Denny guest-starred on the second episode of the Alice sitcom, as Mel's old friend, an ex-football player (and gay!).

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by Anonymousreply 79August 14, 2022 10:50 PM

No one wanted to kiss Flo's grits, R79. Absolutely NO one.

by Anonymousreply 80August 15, 2022 12:07 AM

Denny Miller tells Linda Lavin he’s gay.

It’s done rather well.

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by Anonymousreply 81August 15, 2022 11:47 PM

I wish there was an alternate universe where we could see how Jayne Mansfield would have done as Ginger.

I suspect she wouldn't have been cunty about it later like Tina Louise.

by Anonymousreply 82August 16, 2022 12:41 AM

Well, considering Jayne would have clearly had a recurring role on SVU for decades, she wouldn't have as much to complain about as Tina did.

by Anonymousreply 83August 16, 2022 12:44 AM

[quote]Denny Miller tells Linda Lavin he’s gay.

She tends to have that effect on straight men.

by Anonymousreply 84August 16, 2022 12:52 AM

R81, isn't that the episode with a one off change to the theme song, with Linda singing, 'There's a new GAY in town!' She would look for any reason to record another cut of that theme song.

by Anonymousreply 85August 16, 2022 1:04 AM

Denny Miller filling out his tight gay pair of jeans on that episode of "Alice".

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by Anonymousreply 86August 16, 2022 1:38 AM

[quote]Maybe Gilligan would be a pass-around bottom...

The Professor would have fashioned a dildo device so the girls could join in and peg Gilligan, or each other. I always figured Ginger and MaryAnn explored the forbidden Sapphic arts in the privacy of their bamboo hut. I think it's safe to assume Skipper got his nut off in Gilligan's rosebud on a regular basis, too.

by Anonymousreply 87August 16, 2022 1:56 AM

The Professor was highly skilled at autofellatio.

by Anonymousreply 88August 16, 2022 2:38 AM

I like the idea of the Professor and Gilligan as more than friends.

by Anonymousreply 89August 16, 2022 3:28 AM

^^ So did Gilligan!

by Anonymousreply 90August 16, 2022 3:47 AM

OMG, that Denny Miller was hot. Gave me an instant boner. Damn. All you gaylings, be more like Denny and less like Alice.

by Anonymousreply 91August 19, 2022 4:21 AM

A network executive wanted the castaways to escape "Gilligan's Island" after the first episode:

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by Anonymousreply 92August 21, 2022 12:28 AM

Kit Smythe reminds me of that actress from 90210 who dated Jason Priestley in real life.

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by Anonymousreply 93August 21, 2022 1:48 AM

They wanted a sexy DILF, not a young stud.

by Anonymousreply 94August 21, 2022 3:31 AM

Russell Johnson, on the other hand, always reminded me of possibly being the love child of Ann Revere. If Ms. Revere could've or wanted to have a love child, of course.

by Anonymousreply 95August 21, 2022 3:59 AM

Bummer about Chip Oliver. He really was the height of fuckability when he was in AITF Pilot #2.

by Anonymousreply 96August 24, 2022 3:28 AM

Isn't it a bit too late for a wrongful dismissal claim?

by Anonymousreply 97August 24, 2022 3:33 AM

Mary Ann was the Up The Butt Girl.

by Anonymousreply 98August 24, 2022 3:36 AM

No, that was tranny Ginger. She looked like a drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 99August 24, 2022 11:06 PM
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