Aaron Johnson "loves a glazed ring"

IDK what that means. Is it the same as coming inside my sugar walls?

Never noticed he had such a high pitched voice.

R2 bit of a cock-softener, isn't it. Like David Beckham's squeaky Estuary English.

Still, nice to know Aaron has recovered his original accent. He had a shaky few years there where he was starting to sound very Trans-Atlantic in a transparently false and off-putting manner, like poor old Charlie Hunnam.

Is the ring a man's ring?

R3 Yep, the make him look so masculine in his photoshoots and he has such a gay voice.

Please tell me that’s not ATJ in the preview thumbnail. Please. My god what’s happened to him? That gnarled, withered, old crone of a wife has drained his lifeforce like a geriatric succubus.

R6 he's in his thirties, brits age rapidly. The hag had him at his peak.

R6 eh? To my eyes, Aaron looks fine--bit of a dodgy trim and outdated garms that don't suit or fit him properly, but otherwise in good nick.

But then I'm a Brit around his age, too, so I suppose my standards are far less exacting and more realistic....

Is it the same as glazed donut? Maybe, it's a way of moisturizing his OAP wife's crinkled vag.

[quote]Term used in pornography and sex to describe when a butthole gets covered in semen.

At 4:30 Aaron does this really girly bimbo laugh.

Men are best when they're brainless silly feminine tarts.

R2/R5 Aaron's spoken voice sounds a bit similar to rock glam vocalist Phil Lewis, to my ears, albeit much less articulate in Aaron's case.

Idk if they're from the same part of London, or what.

Isn't that the one who ruined his life with being a teenage dad or was that someone else?

I'm so accustomed to him with facial hair that he looks unattractive without it. I even like his pornstache in BULLET TRAIN.

Twitter has been trying to cancel the predator wife for years to no success. Saying she prayed on him at a young age and "stole" his youth. But if dude is happy why do they care? He ain't gonna date those fat unfuckable twitter bitches.

I wonder if Aaron got fucked by Miss Tom Ford while grandma tastefully 'directed'...

R15 Did ms Roberta Downey jr taste his glazed hole too?

Isn't he suppossed to be a major jerk?

LadBible sounds like something David Baddiel would have hawked during the mid-1990s.

[quote]Isn't that the one who ruined his life with being a teenage dad or was that someone else?

No he's the one who ruined his life being a teenage boy with his grandma.

R18 Yeah could see that actually😂

Aaron would have made a fun guest on Fantasy Football League. I’m guessing he supports Crystal Palace...

Aaron used to be handsome, but fucking his grandmother has apparently depleted him of youth and vitality.

You would think gay men would be the last people on the planet being judgmental of nontraditional relationships, but….

R17 He is an asshole, pretty sure he's a homophobe too. He made a twitter account unverified and would post loats of stupid shit. He would make fun if one direction and would call them gay, would complain about his newborn crying alot, would flirt with young fans and they'd call him a creep etc. Mess.

[quote] would post loads of stupid shit. He would make fun of One Direction and would call them gay, would complain about his newborn crying alot, would flirt with young fans and they'd call him a creep etc. Mess.

He'd fit in wonderfully down here in the gutter with us. Come and park that gorgeous bottom over here, Aaron!

That hair is doing him no favors.

[quote] Is the ring a man's ring?

It's a fair cop, yeah.

[quote]Twitter has been trying to cancel the predator wife for years to no success. Saying she prayed on him at a young age and "stole" his youth. But if dude is happy why do they care? He ain't gonna date those fat unfuckable twitter bitches.

If Aaron did divorce his wife and gets with a woman who is 23-years old, the Twitter/Tumblr concern trolls will flip it and say that he's grooming that person.

People take a personal aversion and try to make it a crime. If people are bothered by their age difference or age differences in general, that's their prerogative. But so many people treat it like it's illicit and illegal. I've seen tweets comparing him to actual child abuse victims Corey Feldman and Oliver Jackson-Cohen.

It's the same people who give Florence Pugh (26-years old) grief over her relationship with Zach Braff and say that she doesn't know she's being taken advantage of. The infantilizing of adults is annoying.

20+ year Olds are not children. They're full grown adults.

I can understand the old cunt going after a younger guy. People have different tastes and as long as it is legal, it's ok. (Although in his case it is said they knew each other since he was a child, so it is questionable but I don't know the details). But what I find odd is that this old cunt who already had children wanted even more and with someone who was just 18 or 19 when she received his seed. Sorry but this old cunt is kinda crazy honestly. Like did she want to be a mother that early (she had her first at 30)? I don't think so and based on R23 he was clearly annoyed with his newborn at some point which is understandable. Like he was and is a famous guy who could have enjoyed the bachelor life in his youth but he already had to take all this responsibility at such a young age. I wonder if the people in his private life, like his parents did approve of the old cunt relationship?

Idk R29 but he probably wouldn’t appreciate you repeatedly calling his good lady wife a cunt.

He loves a glazed ring [bold]donut[/bold], nincompoop.

His impressive dong sounds like Barry White though. More than makes up for him singing soprano.

Aaron comes across like one of those creepy types of beta dudes who pretend to be 'sensitive' and on a woman's side to get her to sleep with him.

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R28 when Aaron was 19/20 years old, already married and expecting a child, he was still openly referring to *himself* as 'a boy'.

Most men don't fully mature, hormonally or physically, until they're well into their early-mid twenties. For women it varies, but usually it's a bit earlier. For both sexes, the brain doesn't reach maturity until around the age of 25. Considering that, maybe the age of consent is rather too low rather than too high...

He's not a homophobe. A good friend of mine who's a total queen is a good friend of theirs and he says they're always lovely.

R35 waited until she was 40 to have sex.

R37 jokes on you, I'm only 29, and the year's still young.

[quote]Most men don't fully mature, hormonally or physically, until they're well into their early-mid twenties. For women it varies, but usually it's a bit earlier. For both sexes, the brain doesn't reach maturity until around the age of 25. Considering that, maybe the age of consent is rather too low rather than too high...

Then raise the age to everything. No one can hold down a job, drink, join the military, get a college loan, live on their own or have sex until they are 25+.

R39 I understand you're being glib, but for males, I think that's a legitimately good idea. How many criminal acts, dangerous accidents and sad eventualities happen because some idiot highschool or College boy hopped up on his own hormones got sauced, got carried away during sex, got in a car and drove too fast? Or got hold of a firearm?

R35 29 too and that's just ridiculous. 20+ is already a grown ass adult. Stop trying to pretend 20 year Olds are still children to feel younger. We're almost middle age and you say that shit.

So what I've read on lipstickalley is that the wife is very controlling, she made him turn down many big projects because she was self conscious, didn't like the idea of him spending months away with beautiful young actresses. He can't act for shit so I don't see him getting roles that great Anyway.

Yeah, the rumor is that she runs his entire life and has since he was a teenager. They met when he started working for her at 17. There are people on social media who insist everyone hates her because of misogyny due to being old and unattractive, but let's be real, if the genders were reversed or if it was two men, everyone would be calling her a psychotic creep.

[quote] We're almost middle age and you say that shit.

Aaron said it.

not to be an astrology bitch but you really can tell he’s an Aquarius

R45…as a fellow Aquarian…what does that mean?

R46 Someone here on DL said that because Chris Evans is allegedly an aspie gemini and Henry Cavill allegedly an aspie Taurus, they would make a cute couple. Maybe being an Aquarius means you are attracted to older women?

dat cock tho

R48 it looks like a shower and won't be much bigger when hard, please keep that in mind.

[quote]Yeah, the rumor is that she runs his entire life and has since he was a teenager. They met when he started working for her at 17. [quote]what I've read on lipstickalley is that the wife is very controlling, she made him turn down many big projects because she was self conscious, ...if the genders were reversed or if it was two men, everyone would be calling her a psychotic creep.

People do call her a creep and a groomer. She has her IG comments locked against people she doesn't follow because people were coming to her posts calling her a hag and paedo..

I've read interviews with Aaron where he said he has passed on roles because he didn't want to be away from his kids. He and his wife has said numerous times that they met when he was 18 and auditioned for her film, yet someone random writes on the internet that Sam Taylor Johnson knew his family and has known him since he was 16/17 (now I see people writing that she knew him when he was 6 years old) and it becomes truth. People would rather believe an unsubstantiated rumour than what the people involved say. Aaron has said he didn't know her work well prior to meeting her though he had seen one of her art pieces at the Tate.

He says he's the one who pursued her and told her - before they even went out on a date -that he was going to marry her. He took her last name and was so adamant about it being acknowledged that the marketing for the promotional material for ANNA KARENINA was going to just use Aaron Johnson, he pushed for them to change it. All of these people who think he is being pulled by the nose by her are concern trolls of the highest order.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson turned 18 in June 2008. Production started on the film a few weeks later. The possibility that they met when he was 17 or had only just turned 18 while she was his *41-year-old boss* is not anywhere near zero. She's no better than Dane Cook, whose girlfriend also says she pursued him as a teenager. It's very common for very young people in relationships with huge age gaps and much older people to believe they're the ones in charge - the older person often lets them think so to evade accountability for dating someone wildly age-inappropriate. But yes, of course he loves his kids. That's neither here nor there.

If this story gets made into a movie, will Aaron and Sam take the main roles?

He’s getting fug as he ages…