Let’s be Gen Z & Millennial Girls at Work

I'm the mix of neurodivergence and fibromyalgia that permeates the work space

I'm the constant verbal fillers, used to stretch out a dismal conversation until the speaker can salvage a few moments to sound smarter than she really is.

"Ummm, I don't know the answer to that. The manual says to, like, go outside during a fire drill, but like, HOW FAR outside? It's so, like, vague, you know?"

I am the one going to H.R. because the CEO wants to rape me and all the other women on the floor. This wellness bootcamp is fatphhobic, sexist and sexual harassment. I know he's watching from the cameras, this is porn. I am so triggered I'm going to need to leave before five and I won't be back for two weeks while I, uh, recover from the ptsd this gave me.

Pronouns advertised in every email, business card, meeting, Zoom, etc.

All these dumb bitches described above do exist. Funny thing is, these career gals, after (max) a few years in a workplace causing continual trouble, end up settling down with a guy, having kids, no return to work and become fraus/Karens.

I consider you to be privileged to have me affiliated with your organisation.

i'm the vocal fry

trigger warnings

every disagreement is a"literal attack"

I so cannot even deal with, like, white cis men over 40. It's just endless, the microaggressions.

No, the gay guys are no better. They're all just super creepy.

What's that sound? Ohhhhmyyygawd it's a phone RINGING! I am so triggered! What, you expect me to ANSWER it?

I don't... like, do people, you know? Can't they just ping me?

I’m the “Safe Space”.

Gay male misogyny knows no bounds.

I'm the queer identity and they/them pronouns, even though I have never so much as kissed a woman.

But hey, if it makes me less mousy, I'm all for it!

I'm all the Diversity and Inclusion seminars and training - that are all presented as a severe scolding.

And seem especially targeted to any worker over age 40.

"We just feel...you know...that YOUR participation in this is critical to making our workplace more welcoming and inclusive THAN IT HAS BEEN...if you know what I mean."

"I'm so glad to see YOU here...what a surprise...I mean, what a nice surprise to see you here. Of course, it's always nice to see you."

I’m R13 ‘s yeast infection

R16 which she caught from borrowing her co-workers dirty knickers. It was like, y'know, just one wear and I was totally pissed with Melissa cause she swore those panties were clean when I changed in the work loo.

Millennial girls are 40, I don’t think they harbor as much scorn for 40-somethings that lithe and youthful r10 and r15 seem to suggest.

You guys must all be upper middle class or pretending to be. Most working women are trying to get through their day, just as you are, and don’t act like this. You seem to work in a succulent plant filled kombucha startup. I could see safe spacers in a place like that.

Most Millennials are in their late 30s and early 40s. Do try and keep up with the times, boomers.

I’m the lies & crocodile tears when I get into any situation that is less than complimentary to me. I fucked up a huge project, start crying. I called the office homosexual a f@g and HR is calling me in, start crying and say he hit me.

I'm the Gen Z and Millennials currently binge watching shows , blazing it, and/or eating edibles. This thread does not apply to us and we are Legion.

I'm the Millennial "girl" (though I'm nearly 40) watching agape as one of my colleagues types out an email with two fingers, pecking one letter at a time. He never learned to type, because in his day, the gals in the typing pool handled his letters. He still has no idea how to use Teams or a shared drive, so he never contributes to group efforts unless verbally at a meeting. And he keeps his passwords written on a Post-It next to his mousepad. Yes, even with an optical mouse, dad still uses one of those. It came free with his Gateway PC!

He's really only working here so he can get top-shelf knee surgery before he retires. Medicare surgery is a bitch. In six months, they'll promote me over him and he'll bitch into his canned chili lunch about age discrimination.

Well, he was a dumbass, you stinking whore r23. I learned to type at age 40. I realized things were changing. Not every boomer is a fucking idiot. But apparently all millennials are cunts like you.

And I don't know a single person who eats canned chili.

FF that Frau cunt at R23

BEFORE: I'm batting my eyes at the boys in the mailroom because it'll get me what I want (OR SO SHE THINKS) as far as projects I was assigned that I don't want to do.

LATER: I'm triggered because the mail room supervisor went to my supervisor and asked that we leave the mail room staff alone because supposedly they have their own work to do. Someone in the mail room complained. Why are they hiring misogynistic homos anyway? Don't my tits have power?

R26 Mail rooms aren't really a thing anymore. A lot of offices just have a single basket/box at the reception desk where all incoming mail is delivered. The receptionist sorts it when she has the time, and hands it to people when they pass by.