Leonardo DiCaprio Partying Up in St. Tropez

Leo is a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucking stink-hole-stuffing heterosexual real man.

Since fish care only about money, not male beauty, there is no need for Leo to work on his body.

Does he do anything? Why doesn’t he write a movie? Do something challenging, meaningful. He does nothing.

R1 He does seem like the typicall laid back white straight man with money.

When Leo came out supporting the Mrna injectias he was over for us. Over.

He’s such a dedicated environmentalist, partying on a luxury yacht with the super rich.

R1, so wishes he was a straight woman ,

He’s absolutely gross looking . Fugly

He still has his "Don't Look Up" body?

R1 is right. We all saw the vacation pics of douchebro Elon Musk and his disgusting body this week, yet millions of women would spread their legs in a heartbeat for that POS.

R9 Well, to be honest, if some gay guy had his money, he wouldn’t be lonely too.

Are they vacationing in the same? Musk and DiCaprio?

Agreed, R10. We've all seen the pics of crypt keeper geriatric Calvin Klein and his numerous hot boy toys through the years.

R12

They were so hot.

I mean the boyfriends.

Do you think Leo’s butt stinks?

Isn't that Jack Nicholson?

Why do stars like to party with rich nonentities? They have money themselves. How boring it must be. What do they get out of it?

How he went from hot twink to the first in the casting lineup for an Orson Welles biopic is beyond me. But here we are.

I disagree with the previous posts. He looks perfectly fine for a guy his age. The plucked, steroid, botoxed, fillers look so many queens gravitate to is gross, reminds me of the 80 year old JAPs in Florida who look like scary post through the windshield car crash victims.

Give me a straight looking confident man any day !

Ive been to some rich people parties. I felt comfortable and have found them boring. But I've played the game. If they are work related I've taken my business cards and left early.

That smug bitch hasn't been hot without Photoshop for two decades.

Do you think he exercises on top of Lukas’ ass?

I kind of feel bad for him. He wanted to come out, but his publicist, agent, etc... wouldn't let him. He already had an Orson Welles vibe when he did the TAG Heuer ad a few years ago. I remember seeing the ad and thinking that he reminded me of a young Orson Welles.

🎵 And they would toast to me, "Let the players play" 🎵

🎵 I'd be just like Leo in Saint-Tropez 🎵

I would compare him to that other tub of lard, Jack Nicholson, except that Nicholson was rather good in a few of his early films.

Queens are nasty! Would you scrub his loo if the salary got you out of poverty?

[quote] he reminded me of a young Orson Welles.

Because his head is fat like a planet?

I masturbated today while looking at pictures of 2022 Leonardo. I like fat Leo.

[quote]He really needs to work on his body...

He needs to look like an American gay to win my approval.

[quote] He really needs to work on his body...

Why? Because you said so?

I want to suck Leonardo’s cock!

I liked him in this last woke Netflix film. He is still an attractive guy. He has this charm of a confident guy that is relaxed about his looks. Good body is nice, but this laid back attitude is appesling too.

Maybe he is straight after all. Would a man his age make all this comedy with an army of models just to remain in the closet?

R32 Yes.

R16 because they rich nonentity is picking up the tab. Stars don’t like to spend their own money when they could be spending someone else’s.

So is Leo a yacht boy? Just like there are yacht girls that depend on the “kindness” of rich people?

Leo WAS a yacht boy. Now he owns them.

R36 No he doesn’t. All the yachts he vacations on belong to wealthy businessmen.

So he can afford them but he takes advantage of others. Cheapskate.

R38

No, he can't.

At a net worth of $240 M, according to Forbes, Leo is a just a millionaire not a billionaire.

I am sure that he considers himself well-off and not really rich.

And I am definitively sure that he just hates spending his OWN money.

Lol ☝🏼 240 million is RICH

I'm surprised she can breathe well enough to do live singing.

Is he in a contest with Elon Musk to see who can have the saggiest man titties and droopiest ass?

My bad, wrong thread.

He's still pretending to be straight? I'm sorry, I don't believe he gets any sexual favors from these women he's with

R44 I think he might be slowly inching out.

Was Lukas Haas there?

He’d be the one in aviator glasses, and a Sunday-old-man-go-to-church-hat.

Sadly photo bombing in the background.