Archie Who?

George needs Propecia, stat!

William looks pretty good, even without his hair.

All three look great.

Is that Jimmy Connors sitting next to Chris Evert?

Not sure why you need to frame this as a competition between two young children. George looks very cute

Sweetie.

I am not seeing a cute child. The different standards for attractiveness applied to these inbred brits who all look the same cracks me up.

if we are pitting children against each other, it really needs to be by weight class. Archie vs. Louis would be the fair fight. I have not seen Archie doing much other than bumbling around, but Louis seems to be more aggressive, and confident. My money would be on Louis.

R6 - stop projecting your inbreeding family values onto others, please.

I forgot to add, Louis has had Charlotte as a sparing partner, and as you all know...she's deadly!

R6 God, you are reslly stupid and uneducated. British royal family, just like other royal families are more mixed than village mutt dog, having the blood of various European nation. How the hell can he be inbred?

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Why is a kid at at a fucking boring tennis thing?

R10 I'm not the poster you're responding to but the entire inbred thing is very true as for many centuries the royal families only married other royals. Cousins, etc. The Hapsburgs were the worst. One of the Spanish kings was a drooling idiot. Only fairly recently have they branched out and freshened the gene pool by marrying commoners.

My mother always makes me laugh when she sees some royal in the news and says "oh, those inbreeders".

[quote]Oh! Fuckety Fuck! sMEGs must have threatened the DM with another lawsuit, now that they have pixelated all Archie-Damien's face in every photo.

What parent wouldn't want their kid's face pixelated? It's a safety concern for any parent and I'd have a fit too.

Don't bother answering though. You're blocked for being a Markle loon.

According to the DM, he was "rubbing" his nose, not picking it.

Prince George is going to grow up to look like Louie Anderson.

I see what you're doing here and I agree.

The Royal Family have been quite purposefully avoiding marrying very close relatives for 150 years because of Haemophilia.

Part of King George VI objection to Prince Phillip was based on that, they shared Queen Victoria &,Prince Albert as Great-Great Grandparents.

Cowte would look much better if she'd wear cut offs and a large hat to something like Wimbledon. She is a disaster. She will destroy the monarchy and will never be4 President.

George better be careful picking his nose in case he has haemophilia!

I'm a little creeped out by the strong resemblance Archie bears to Louis Anderson

George was digging for gold...in his nose. He's still an eight year old...even with the fancy suit.

R21, are you also R16?

The trolls are going to be brutal to him when he's old enough to be targeted over his nature. It's sad.

I love this kid. He such a little MARY!

His nature, R24?

DM of course, always has to show the most awkward and disgusting photos...lol.

Why do they insist on parting his hair on the wrong side? It lays all wrong.

R23 - No, but great minds... I didn't read the whole thread first.

When did anyone ever talk about Archie, OP, especially in comparison to George?

Yass Keen!

must have been a warm day at court side, how uncomfortable for a spectator to have to be buttoned up in a suit and tie for a sporting event. The Duke of Kent, yes. 7 year old boy? Not a good look.

"God, you are reslly (sic) stupid and uneducated. British royal family, just like other royal families are more mixed than village mutt dog, having the blood of various European nation. How the hell can he be inbred?

Various European nations who shared the same ancestor.

See, once upon a time there was this lady named Victoria. Her name was synonymous with people being uptight about sex, but she was all about getting laid.

She had eleventy kids and a bazillion grandkids and they all had to marry royals. Eventually you have cousins marrying cousins and uncles marrying nephews, sheep laying down with horses--it was a mess.

You know, the horses thing does explain the Windsor teeth.

Poor little kid, he always looks slightly miserable at all these public events but he’s a good son so he tries to do the right thing. William and Kate are good supportive parents.

And inbreed? Charles is the child of third cousins, William’s parents were seventh or eighth cousins and George’s parents? Well, some of Kate’s ancestors were coal miners, so inbreeding is not an issue anymore.

r2 A proper dilf

BUNKER

[quote] must have been a warm day at court side, how uncomfortable for a spectator to have to be buttoned up in a suit and tie for a sporting event. The Duke of Kent, yes. 7 year old boy? Not a good look.

Yes - all I can think about is that it looks like everybody, including the Royals, are sitting in the scorching direct sun and how that would ruin the entire event for me. If I don't have shade, I am not going. Brits don't much sun and they just dive in with abandon it seems.

[quote] I'm not the poster you're responding to but the entire inbred thing is very true as for many centuries the royal families only married other royals.

That is right, but he has a mother who is a commoner. And Diana wasn't royal. Anyway he can not be inbred, cause he is a mixture of international, mostly German royals (who were inbred indeed) and British women, starting from nobles lie late Queen mother who was Scottish and Diana to commoner Kate.

OP = Colonel Reb.

[quote]William’s parents were seventh or eighth cousins

Charles, Diana and Camilla were all related through the Cavendish family. Henry Cavendish, 2nd Duke of Newcastle. Cavendish had a daughter who married Charles Spencer, and their son John was the first Earl Spencer. Cavendish also had a daughter named Margaret who is one of Prince Charles’ ancestors, and a younger daughter named Catherine who is one of Camilla's ancestors.

However, Camilla's grandmother is thought to be the illegitimate daughter of King Edward VII, making her more closely related to Charles than Diana was, and more closely related than Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were to each other. They didn't have children, though, so that's not much of an issue.

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Bad case of Hanover pop out eyes.

Will be one of the really fat Hanovers, up there with George IV and Edward VII.

Protestant succession bright boring fat Germans to the throne.

r41 Very gristly.

George will be out in 10 years.

r11 Kate looks unhappy.

<- Is she supposed to be grinning at the ball?

Kate’s hair, gorgeous color. Prince and Princess Michael further along in the front row and Freddie Windsor and his wife. Chrissie Evert behind Kate, would not have recognized her.

Dear Daily Mail:

Just how many FUCKING pictures of this non-event do you think the world requires?

R6 Not that you're bigoted or anything.

Kate, Sophie, the Duchesses of Kent and Gloucester, Fergie, the Queen Mother, Diana . . . All married ins from outside the bloodline.

Harry and William look nothing like each other, there's the irony.

That inbred joke is another of those tropes people trot out before thinking about the last 40 years.

And not for nothing, but relatives often look like each other. If you lined up my family to first cousins and uncles and aunts, you'd see the same thing

Louis looks like Middleton, George blend of Diana and Windsor, and Charlotte like the Queen only it's already clear she has Diana's legs.

In fact, Louis looks nothing like his two siblings or the Windsor side.

But don't let reality stop you from parading your hysterical hate here.

OP - you're a ro ognisable troll, putting two young children against each other like this to attract posts.

Even for DL, this is low.

Putting thread on ignore and blocking OP and R6.

R12 The "random bystander" who took the photos then sold them to the DM. The DM now owns the photos and after owing the public to get an eyeful of an average looking toddler, dutifully pixelated his face out.

Yes, I'm sure the DM got a letter.

But anyone who believes that the whole thing wasn't a setup is naive beyond belief.

Willam sure has some big feet….

She doesn't look "unhappy" r45, she looks like she's concentrating on the match.

Wills looks good. Harry now is a doped up, moob having, smelly looking failure.

R45 The Kate Looks Unhappy Troll

Despite dozens of photos showing her smiling and laughing.

I'll have whatever the trolls here are having. Reality is just getting too much to bear out there.

The "lines" Kate's neck are actually her tendons.

Who makes kids go to this shit?

The real dad.

That Katie person always looks so dry. My first thought is always "moisturize, moisturize".

George was a very cute baby and toddler. His looks are changing and it will be interesting to see who he resembles as he grows. Unfortunately he looks a little like Diana's brother whose name slips me.

George already has the face of an 18 year old.

It's weird.

[quote]Dear Daily Mail: Just how many FUCKING pictures of this non-event do you think the world requires?

When they stop selling.

Also, it was a slow Sunday.

[quote]Archie-Damien's face

You really need to get psychiatric help. You're not a normal person.

R15. That was not a 'rub' or a 'pick'. That was 'digging for gold'. I just wish he had eaten it. People say they want more casual, approachable Royals and now they have-em.

R62 that troll is not normal in any sense. She has an insane, misplaced hatred for complete strangers who are fairly inconsequential.

[quote]The "lines" Kate's neck are actually her tendons.

I'll bet her neck didn't look like that when she was in her twenties.

OK, I am not a Meghan fan but am going to admit I was wrong. I really thought Meghan was saturating Archie's hair and that his hair was more on the dark side, but the photos in the wild proved me wrong.

That George is one ugly kid

R14 R62 R64

An old fat slob who hates this thread but stays here 24/7. What a loser.

On the contrary R68 I just woke up so obviously I'm not here 24/7. I'm neither fat nor hate this thread.

Did I strike a nerve, dear?

So the first thing you do when you wake up is hit this thread, r69.

R65 No! You don't say!

Imagine that! The neck of a 40 year old mother of three dosen't look like the neck she had at 22!

[quote] George will be out in 10 years.

George will be trans in 10 years.

George will be the son of the Prince of Wales and no 2 in the line of succession in ten years.

You’d think a future king would know better than to pick his nose in public, lol.

So what. He is a kid.

But did he wipe it on anyone, that's what we want to know!

He at it, r76.

Is this child already going bald? The hair looks very much like a piece. God lord!