Who is this???

And what FUCKING UGLY tattoos!

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OP gurl you know these old ladies here will have a mini-stroke at the sight of any tats!

So he's a baby, born in 1998..

“What a beautiful dick.”

His penis isn’t too bad either.

Put a bag over it’s head though.

This is what happens when Trump used his federal powers to close the nation’s circus sideshows.

I will not be subjected to this!

i get it that it all comes down to taste but the whole shaved cock and tats instead of chest hair.... still waiting to get that....

I wish he had some pubes

Wow! Hideous tattoos plus shaved pubes!

It's two, two, two boner killers in one!

"Who is this???"

He's a whore, darlin'.

No judgement. You just need to have your credit card number ready.

Hard fucking pass. He does nothing, NOTHING for me. Gross!

MARY ^

He needs tattoos on his dick.

Photoshopped cock

That juicy cock won’t make up for all his bad decisions.

Sometimes I wish I had millions of dollars so I could move some hot dumb whore into my mansion and skip the whole dating/looking for hookups thing. This guy would do. Is that a fucked up thing to want?

Exactly how big a 'mansion'?

R18: Not at all. I like the way you think.

If I had “fuck you” money, I would have a rotating stable of young studs for sexy times. This would last until it becomes tedious or until my libido diminishes, whichever comes first.

Garden variety fat big dick. Nothing special.

"finding a man without tattoos, is like finding a 100% gay gold star gay man. Rarer than rare. ' R2, I am a 100% gold star gay man -with no tats. I'm also a total top with a big dick. But I'm over 50, so that makes me worthless here on DL. There's more involved than supply and demand...

[quote]But I'm over 50, so that makes me worthless here on DL.

Worthless everywhere, Honey.

Except the U.S. Senate.

Normal looking dick that isn't "weird" for once and all the parts are proportionate as they should be.

The hair is a lot more tragic than the tattoos.

100% shopped dick but yes. Very nice if it was the real size.

God I miss the day when men like this - Puerto Rican perfection - were available for $20 on the streets of NYC. Now they all moved to Florida and are making $1,000s on OnlyFans.

I miss when NYC was NYC. Now it’s bullshit

I miss when bullshit was bullshit. Now it's horseshit.

Slide that foreskin forward and show it off in all that intact glory.

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I am a 100% gold star gay. Yes, we are a rare breed.

Beautiful

He needs the snippy snippy. I can smell the fishiness from over here.

He needs a burka.

You can find very sexy built latin guys like this (without tats or with pubes) in Rio saunas to bone you for $40. For real.

Another vote FOR body hair and AGAINST tats.

He's hot, but the missing pubes look weird. Also get rid of the tattoos.

I wonder what his dick really looks like?

that is a horrible face! no wonder he got the tats. yikes! bad lid!

[quote]I wonder what his dick really looks like?

Considering his other flaws, who the hell cares?

Someone with a beautiful dick who unfortunately is one of the sheep that has to ruin the effect by artificially photoshopping it into a size that is too large for his hot swag physique, making him end up looking like an idiot.

He looks like he’s wearing a wig and he plucks his eyebrows

Despite the juicy plowing pipe, I'll pass. Too much of everything else is a mess.

[quote]Put a bag over it’s head though.

Oh, dear, but I agree.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's probably a whore.