Fuck it, I'm getting drunk.

Cheers 🥂

ditto x 2 r1. I wasn't even prepared to drink tonight so it's lemonade with orange vodka

OP, you’re my twin. Six minutes ago I also said “Fuck it, I’m getting drunk.”

I agree!

Cheers, OP.

What a month to quit drinking (for me). FML

if we share a brain r3, I think I am not getting my fair share! cheers r3 and r4!

Count me in. Beefeater Gibsons anyone?

r5 this is not worth losing your sobriety over.

I will have one for you r5! (good for you btw, I am proud of you!)

yes r7, sounds good!

Can we fuck too OP?

each other yes r10. while you can, please do so! I will, for your benefit, abstain.

Cheers, rescue-chick, and to all who are joining us this evening.

I have to say, I have been marginally surprised by some of the people who I know in real life being upset by this. I think it's been a (too fucking little too fucking late) wake up call for them. assholes.

I am currently looking for sharpies (I have a giant plastic sheet and zip ties) to make a giant 'fuck the Supreme Court' sign to hang over the railing of my retaining wall

I’m drinking beer. Here we are, headed back to 1955 so fuck it, going to buy cigarettes too.

Yeah, I had a cigarette too r15.

Gnawing on the end of a Delta 9 vape pen while the gin is in the chiller.

I had just refilled my wine glass when I saw this post. Count me in.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Vodka soda! I must be the biggest idiot ever but I didn’t they would have the balls to do this. You know we are next. Is this what it felt like in Germany when hitler was elected? I will prob have a Valium too

Non-drinker here, but I'll have some nice snacks.

This country sucks.

Here's to the ladies who lunch

Everybody laugh

Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch

On their own behalf

I took my shower early in case I get actually blotto

I'm in. Tonight is for drinking. Having a rum and coke. Nice drink, good company. One night is great, but they're coming after us next. Tomorrow I will go through my papers and make sure all everything is air tight. Monday I will send everything to my lawyer and make double sure everything is legal at this point. Then my husband and I will plan what we will do. But what we will not do is give up and go silently into that good night. If groups like ACT-UP did not take to the streets and fight for our rights, we would all be dead.

Cheers rescue-chick and all the others joining in.

[quote] I took my shower early in case I get actually blotto

Don't fall asleep on your back. I'm serious.

Who the fuck is burning Rome ?

Burn.., I don't know... Nice. Don't burn Genoa.

My neighbor just drove up with a God Bless Alito sign in his rear window. He has a very nice manicured lawn. I'm thinking of filling balloons with weed killer and chucking them over the fence 'round midnight.

I've never vandalized anything, but hell I'm close.

r28, you are better off making ice cubes of weed killer and slingshotting or tshirt gunning them all over the yard. balloons would get you busted.

Won't weedkiller only kill weeds?

How about some nice yellow paint instead?

Ice cubes it is then, r29. Brilliant idea, and the weed killer will make nice bald spots in his bermuda grass. Thanks R-C.

just make sure you get one that kills green indiscriminately. some are specific to only weeks. Have fun r31!

*weeds* hiccup

now I am making super crispy tater tots with Velveeta. and another drink

[quote] "so it's lemonade with orange vodka"

Those flavors pair well obviously, but I never had that. I might add a dash of orange bitters if I had it.

[quote] "Non-drinker here, but I'll have some nice snacks."

Same.

OP as if you need a reason to get drunk!

right?

Magistrate sauvignon blanc for me. And I will be drinking it at the rate Joan Steffend drinks her Yellow Tail.

'Atta girl!

YELLOWTAIL? I'm here, goddammit. What a fucking day. I only do now stemless glasses after Roe was overturned. My anger has taken me to my pantry (That we redesigned for under 100 dollars) into my weeping closet. Hmm. I wonder if I should sponge paint these walls a fetching peach and terracotta?

I have two bottles of Aldi mango wine and one bottle of Aldi pineapple wine, but I’m saving it for tomorrow when I actually have to deal with people.

I don’t care to drink at night anymore; I like to sober up by late afternoon so I don’t wake up in the middle of the night with chills and worrying about what I said that I didn’t actually even say.

Well, I have a bunch of vodka too but I don’t want to get carried away.

I’ve been sober for 37 years and I sure as shit am not going to drink because some lawyers are religious, misogynistic assholes. I will, however, be volunteering to give rides to women who need to go to safe states and I will walk with them through the groups of screamers who try to block their access.

It's Friday night, you were going to get drunk anyway.

I’m drunk and high baby! Woooo

me tooooooo!

Ngl, I'm against abortion after a certain point in the pregnancy (I think it needs to be limited by gestational age any only done beyond that if the life of the mother and/or baby is threatened) but, I'm concerned about women in states that ban it completely because now, women who merely have miscarriages and stillbirths can potentially be criminalized for that. In fact, that has already happened.

The most outrageous bill I've seen proposed is in Louisiana which bans it at the point of fertilization/conception. First of all, absolutely no woman even knows when this happens and it's not detectable by any test so, the only way to enforce that if it's made into law would be to ban certain contraceptives that prevent implantation of a fertilized egg (which, btw, can happen naturally without contraception) such as the morning after pill or certain IUDs. So, they're banning contraceptives and abortion? Make it make sense.

Whole thing's a shitshow.

Getting drunk is a great way to make change in the world!

I’m so happy I’m sober for this.

I wouldn’t be able to deal with this drunk, and would probably inflict a lot of self harm upon my liver if I were drinking for this shit show.

Cheers to you, OP.

Not in a drinking mood tonight, but stoned AF. Mazel tov, Rescue Chick

I don't drink, but I did have more than my normal kombucha. (On sale at Publix, so I bought a shitload.)

R42, thank you. You're a champ.

I just realize that article I posted at r46 seemed to almost go out of its way not to use the term pregnant [bold]women[/bold] and it's irritating tf outta me. For example:

Sub-header:

[quote]Blaming Women

In the body of above sub-header:

[quote][bold]Pregnant people[/bold] are often blamed for miscarriage and stillbirth despite the fact that most of the time, the fetuses die of natural causes.

Stahp.

[quote]I did have more than my normal kombucha.

[quote]I bought a shitload.

Yes. Yes you did. Somewhat literally.

Enjoy your bathroom staycation.

some times you feel like a nut, some times you feel like drinking a whole lotta beer, and that was today. every day , in every way, I figure .... nope..., I could give a damn fuck about being an "American" .... women, men, all that shit.... this country is stanking mighty damn bad...

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nope, wasn't me. if I wanted attention I would have started a 'did ya miss me boys?' thread. I did reply in it.

Just absolutely shit-faced, plastered out of my mind, falling down, oblivious to all DRUNK. Yup. That sounds about right. And I rarely drink.

The kombucha I buy doesn't have any sort of laxative effects.

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Kombucha, by definition, is a laxative due to its probiotic content, r57. Take too much of that and you will, indeed, have the runs. It's because of the live bacterial cultures. Look on the label. If you see anything that looks like L. bacillus acidophilis, for example, it has the potential to give you the shits if you overdo it, lol.

I don’t drink. Except for tonight and I’ve had two half glasses of wine. Now I feel like nothing is wrong in the world. I feel positive and open to new experiences. Tonight it’s possible that I may fall asleep on the couch nude with my legs spread wide open. Alcohol has broadened my world. Thanks, rescue-chick

And today, a few new alcoholics were born.

r58, it's funny because I occasionally think the same thing about other named posters and threads but then am so shocked when someone thinks the same about me.

Was cooking with sherry last night. Drank most of it. Terrible day,

ordered a chicken sandwich from a local place (and a salad for later). It was delicious and is helping my headache. I have moved past being angry at RBG because repugs would have wound up doing this sooner or later. it was inevitable. so now, these things need to be used as an opportunity to get them irreversibly codified. it needs to be used to change the system. we need to learn from our mistakes and never allow this again.

It's almost 9 pm here, so here's me drinking to celebrate the beginning of the rise of the United States of Gilead, formerly known as the United States of America.

Blessed be the fruit!

I stayed out late last night getting drunk. Usually I am in bed by 10 but didn't make it home until 12:30, oy. What else can one do under the circumstances?

Are you drunk again tonight, Rescue Chick?

Wow what a timely bump after almost 3 months. It's Tuesday night and for some reason I'm eating pizza and drinking a bottle of wine and feeling a bit drunk. This is not normal for a Tues but whatever.

Ive been doing the same rescue chick this past week. Cheers *hic*

Am I too late for the party? Beulah! Peel me a grape!

Everybody get drunk! 🥂 🍻

I am drinking coffee

R72 To help your hangover?

haha, alas, no. just regular morning wake up coffee