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Women: too soon to ask them to make me a sandwich 🥪?

Should I wait another day?

by Anonymousreply 22June 25, 2022 1:21 AM

I hear you, bro, but they won't do it. I've tried 😉

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2022 9:00 PM

Make your own damn sandwich, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2022 9:02 PM

^ See, told you 🙄

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2022 9:05 PM

Tomorrow:

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by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2022 9:09 PM

They won't make you a sandwich, but if you want a kid...

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2022 9:12 PM

How about some pie?

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by Anonymousreply 6June 24, 2022 9:13 PM

Aw, are you still living at home with Mommy? No husband or boyfriend to ask?

by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2022 9:18 PM

^ If we were living with mommy we wouldn't need you. She'll make us a sandwich 🙂

by Anonymousreply 8June 24, 2022 9:21 PM

I’m a woman….and that made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2022 9:23 PM

^ Does that mean you'll make us a sandwich?

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2022 9:24 PM

Lay off the sandwiches, fatass.

by Anonymousreply 11June 24, 2022 9:26 PM

☹️ But I'm hungry

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2022 9:28 PM

I also laughed.

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2022 9:33 PM

Laughter is good... Sandwiches are better

by Anonymousreply 14June 24, 2022 9:34 PM

I laughed as well.

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2022 10:06 PM

Fuck 'em.

No, seriously, you can, no one's going to do anything about it.

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2022 10:08 PM

How about an abortion grinder, OP? Would you like that?

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2022 10:10 PM

first laugh I have had today. brava OP!

and, I have a sandwich that I would like to feed any member of the SC. I just need to run out to my yard for a second.

by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2022 10:16 PM

Well, OP, since the court is coming for gays, you should probably be nice to women since you'll have to marry one and then sneak off back to getting your hole eaten in a filthy alley,

by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2022 11:43 PM

I'm sure the Gay women on this site will be absolutely thrilled to marry one of us ...

Lavender marriage is BACK! 😳

by Anonymousreply 20June 25, 2022 12:46 AM

I laughed, DL never disappoints even during the darkest of times.

by Anonymousreply 21June 25, 2022 1:10 AM

OP, you may be too lazy or stupid to make your own sandwich 🥪.

You need to join the 21st habit of calling for a desperate Chinese or Indian youth to negotiate traffic to deliver a sandwich.

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by Anonymousreply 22June 25, 2022 1:21 AM
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