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Daddy done got me preggers

I live in Kentucky…. what am I’m a gonna do now?

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2022 4:06 PM

die.

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2022 3:19 PM

[R1] seconded

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2022 3:20 PM

Birth the little defective and sell it into child sex slavery.

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2022 3:22 PM

Coathanger in the back alley for you, Daisy Mae.

by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2022 3:22 PM

Mitch McConnell can still shoot potent loads?

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2022 3:35 PM

Mitch doesn't touch fish. Elaine is a muff diver. Lavender marriage.

by Anonymousreply 6June 24, 2022 3:37 PM

Havve yourself a glug or two off the moonshine and a couple of Marlbourghs and relax.

by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2022 3:46 PM

Go through on assistance. Worked for me.

by Anonymousreply 8June 24, 2022 3:49 PM

A swig of Mountain Dew will clear that right up!

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2022 4:00 PM

Don't worry the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2022 4:06 PM
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