Tasteful gays: The Wedding of Pete and Will

DePoo? One imagines Paul will take Will's last name.

It is an abomination.

Enjoy it while they can.

A gay wedding in the south? Enjoy that while it lasts.

I'm surprised they weren't stabbed during the second line procession, to be honest.

They have a lot of friends and I don't so I'm envious no matter how tacky and attention seeking it all it.

They’d better sign wills before the state annuls their marriage.

You don't have to have a lot of friends to have people attend your fancy wedding, R6. They look annoying as fuck but I'd go if invited just for the top shelf open bar and four course meal. And I'm sure there are people that attended for that reason.

^^^ I love weddings even if I don't like the bride(s) or groom(s).

Another thing to consider is how many of these attendees showed up for "political" reasons - business partners/clients, prominent neighbors, etc. Not everyone goes to a wedding because they simply like the couple at the altar.

And these queens probably photoshopped people in the far back chairs that were empty during the post production of their wedding "assets"

R1, could you imagine the other way around? Of course, if Will was constipated then he could always "Will de Poo".

GET IT?!?!

DePoo is a dead eyed looking guy. Will (who is an IV!) works for Saks. He went to Tulane and must be the top who picked the location. He wears a face of eternal surprise.

Paul is accomplished for sure. He also looks like he would kill his husband if he wore his Gucci loafers without asking first.

The loafers with no socks look is so fancy pants fag.

r14 The loafers with socks look is older than you are, most likely. I do not remember a time when socks were not optional with non-tie shoes. It is neither gay nor straight.

And I am fucking ancient, Twatessina.

Looks like a hoot!

It looks like an ad for a gay reboot of Hart to Hart. Which I would tune in for...

Weddings in general are a bore. This event looked insufferable. Attention seeking queens. The sucked in cheeks, fan flicking, shoes without socks. Surprised one of them didn't wear a caftan and play the bride.

Tacky to spend so much money on a wedding. I thought we were past that.

Which one of them is wearing a jockstrap?

Enjoy it while it lasts...

The dinner looks amazing. I love that everyone is in all black. I'd wish to be a part of that wedding.

Showy vulgarity. Are all gay weddings like this? Certainly the ones posted on DL give that impression.

I would think they'd be too old for that showy mess but I guess not.

The shoes with no socks thing is particularly popular in parts of the South. I'm guessing these two are the most insufferable decorator queens imaginable.

The shoes with no socks died a death in Britain about 6 years ago. The only ones wearing that look now are the Essex chavs.

Oh, dear no!

The smell of gay bridezillas is all over these two, especially the one with all the face work. Damn she is snatched TIGHT!

I cannot imagine all the specific directions and demands given to the guests in order to assemble these precise tableaux! That photographer sure earned their fee that day!

His name is Paul Tate dePoo the Third?

A fifth generation Key West native? That doesn't show very much initiative, does it?

What the fuck is wrong with people! That is one of he nuttiest names I've ever heard! For the love of Pete how could you go through life named POO!

Creepy über gays. One of them will end up with a hot 14 year old street urchin and then be killed by the other in a fit of jealous rage. Too much drama with these two. I also see huge plastic surgery bills piling up at their door.

[quote]The loafers with no socks look

[quote]shoes without socks

[quote]The shoes with no socks

What is this gay obsession with socks? You must be part of the suit-&-tie-to-fly brigade.

How many costume changes for the happy couple during the event? Where did they honeymoon?

It’s all so cringe.

Shark & Bee? MOVE OVER!

Who does the penis and who does the butthole?

You know Pete (the Cuban) is going to snap. And not in a good way.

The negros shooting each other were kept several blocks away, so we consider our wedding a success.

Pete seems to love a tight pant.

R34 no seriously. Who puts it in who?

One of them is not wearing socks in the last photo

I can hear the Maiden Aunt Brigade hissing and tsking from here

In the last slide wheee everyone is holding sparklers while they kiss?

There’s a woman in a blue dress who’s shoeless.

Tacky.

I think it looks great and like a fun NOLA wedding. Congrats to the happy couple!

No venue right in the FQ though? Bah! Poors! Doesn’t look like ceremony or reception were at the Napoleon House though they list it in venues. Maybe that was their line parade?

Either way I don’t find it nearly as “Tasteful Friends” as that legendary gay Armenian wedding.

[quote] In the last slide wheee everyone is holding sparklers while they kiss?

Negros are scared of fire.

[quote] What the fuck is wrong with people! That is one of he nuttiest names I've ever heard! For the love of Pete how could you go through life named POO!

It’s not like he had a choice or he named himself.

Why is he marrying a mannequin? Or is that a Real doll?

Now THIS is a tasteful gay wedding

OMG, that fan dance is so gay. Did they think they were at a tea dance at Pride? So cringe.

I havent seen Fan Dancing since 1978 ! How OLD are those bitches ???

Harout and Rosario!!!!!

They have upped the ante to the tenth power! They are FOREVER Datalounge Gay Wedding Cringe Queens!

They had a BUDGET for their bridezilla MADNESS and PURE execution of it ALL!

I was a sceptic until the dog with a cape and a TIARA came down the aisle in CHURCH! The labels, the over the top floral design, the glassware, the jewelry, the capes, the dance floor matching onesies, the EYEBROWS! GIVE IN to this Persian-Cuban MADNESS, Hunty!

Are they all Gypsies?

I cannot wrap my head around this!

*skeptic, of course

Harout + Rosario will remain the best ever because of the shame-free ersatz fairy tale luxuriously tacky exuberance of the production and their and many guests' shame-free joyful, loving expressiveness.

Harout and Rosario's flames could be seen from space, but I'll bet they had fun planning it and doing it and were somewhat "in on the joke". Poo and his husband probably grimly planned every detail down to the shoes without socks (also sported by Harout & Rosario, who did white after Labor Day!), which is why the details are so much fun to mock. Also two window dressers who look like mannequins somehow seems fitting for their wedding.

Fun fact - Will used to date this gem of a guy

Pete looks like he has a bi-weekly standing appointment for anal bleaching + waxing

Notice how there are no black people at the wedding, even though it's in NOLA. That says a lot. I bet the set designer is all woke back in NYC among the theater crowd, but in reality has no black friends.

Pete is Cuban-American, R55 - his guest list alone is the diversity

Does Pete have the uncut Cuban size meat? Asking for a friend.

I believe the correct term is pinga.

Awful humans the the pair of them. Now this is why we need a u-turn on yesterday's abortion decision.

No masks, no social distancing. This was a superspreader event. Who has a wedding during a pandemic?

Someone has watched and rewatched every episode of David Tutera's wedding show.

The pinterest boards....I shudder to think.

A parody of a parody. Those fucking FANS, my God.

I'm fine with the fans, what I cannot get over are the capes and the crowns!

Pete seems like he's a somewhat hung bottom. Though I don't get a top vibe from Will.

Maybe they registered for a double ended dildo like Bee & Shark?

They didn't register for one, R64 - they had it CUSTOM made. Thinking otherwise is just gauche.

[quote] Notice how there are no black people at the wedding, even though it's in NOLA. That says a lot. I bet the set designer is all woke back in NYC among the theater crowd, but in reality has no black friends.

Well, I noted that the wedding-related entertainment was Black but I don't see any Black guests. However, it is NOLA -- when I lived there 30+years ago it was known as the city with "the whitest-looking Black people and the blackest-looking white people." So they may have been some incog-negroes in attendance.

"incog-negroes" is some of the funniest shit Ive read on here !

How long before it becomes an open marriage?

R68 once the honeymoon ended if not during

Just as thirsty and stupid as any frau wedding.