Why don’t men orgasm when we poop?

Because God works in mysterious ways.

Takes repeated, prolonged stimulation to induce orgasm; poop just slides out and it's gone, you silly goose. 😉

OP, does your poop have a life of its own and rhythmically massage your prostate while waiting to exit?

Taking a shit is an exit action. Getting fucked is like taking a reverse shit.

You think your intestine massages your prostate?

Who says we don't?

Lol OP 😂 this is the type of humor you can only get at DL.

Freud held that people stuck in the anal stage of their lives is because pooping gives us pleasure. The anus is a pleasure spot.

R2 If only that were true.

As you get older, you'll find that a good poop is far more satisfying than an orgasm.

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If men did orgasm from pooping, they’d be doing nothing else…

Cancel my viagra order and get me some Ex-lax!

Because men’s prostates aren’t positioned at the end of their anus.

Why don’t you go and take a biology class, OP?

Morning wood, explained.

"you'll find that a good poop is far more satisfying than an orgasm."

My turds have never asked to cuddle, or to spend the night, or if they can have a glass of water or some turkey meatballs.

Speak for yourself.

Haven’t you heard about “Poophoria”?

R18 Thank you! I've experienced that feeling often, didn't know there was a word for it.