My armpit is very itchy

You need to take a shower.

Monkey pox, you slut.

The Creeping Crud.

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Monkeypox. The first sign!

Do you ride the bus?

Can I have your stuff?

Amputation might help.

That's the first sign of cancer!

r8, you misspelled armpitation.

I had a tick in my arm pit once.

I sense you will be coming into a lot of money!

My taint itches.

Kopfegeschlagen!

Sounds like worms. Rub a little cheese under your arms, because worms get hungry.

If you're a fat whore, and you have red skin underneath, could be a fungal infection. See your doctor or an urgent care doc.

In the meantime, if you have tea tree body wash or any Hibiclens around the house, wash your pits with it to kill the stank and fungi.

Apply heat to it, with an open flame.

Anti-perspiration started making my underarms really itch—so I changed to just deodorant. Now I know only some deodorants don’t itch.

I guess some ingredient started affecting my skin.

I finally settled on a crystal deodorant. Works great without the itch

Deodorant is the most likely cause. Take a bath and wash your pits very well. Go without any deodorant for at least a week. Then use an natural deodorant free of aluminum and toxic chemicals. Native and Primal Life are good brands you can find on Amazon.

It's like jock itch, only in your armpit. Not kidding. Get some some antifungal cream and apply it twice a day after washing.

A friend of mine actually uses hand sanitizer on his armpits....it seems to work

R21 It probably won't help with fungus.

I hope you are loading up your iPod with some good tunes!

A Jessica Rabbit cunt tattoo?

Get tested for hiv please

while hygiene or an allergic reaction can be an obvious cause. . .

another prominent cause of itching can be a lymph node infection

if you raise the arm of the itchy pit and feel a hard lump, pain or tenderness in the pit, inflammation can be signs of of an infection of the lymph node or signaling other bodily dysfunction... for some, this becomes an even more common occurrence as you get older. It can happen so frequently that some people will choose to have it electively removed (like tonsils) even if it doesn't cross over into life-threatening or cancerous territory.

Spray Tilex in your pit. Kills mildew, kills fungus.

A goose fat plaster with a teaspoon of kerosene will kill that itch.

My asshole was itching while I was at the grocery store the other day. I looked around me and then stuck my right hand inside my ass so I could really scratch the fucker good. Mission accomplished without anyone seeing me outside of the fucking store cam. Then my next mission was to head to the restroom to wash my hand!

please, you went to fondle produce.

Crabs. They get everywhere.

I am allergic to antiperspirants. I use deodorant but antiperspirants make me break out. I tried to use an oil in the pits and broke out in hives that took weeks to clear.

Motor oil?

Four or five easy steps to annihilate an itchy armpit, by Me:

1. Bathe in bleach, stat!

2. Wear your masks (3 at a time) 24/7.

3. Cover yourself in plastic and aluminum foil.

4. Eat plenty of liquids.

5. Practice not breathing for 1 hour each day before bed. (If you miss the scheduled practice, double-up at the next scheduled practice.)

Good luck, Op! You CAN do it! I believe in you. (However, you might want to double-check my advice with another Dr, because I'm a dick doc; a direct descendant of the famous Hickory-Dickory Docs of days gone by. Also, I'm a little bit high; so, there's that.)

An itchy right palm means you're coming into money. If it's the left, you're going to have to fork out a lot of money for something. If it's your right armpit that's itching that means you're going to experience surprise anal. If it's your left, it means more surprise anal, but with an STD.

You need to have an encounter with soap.

If you're serious, however, and your skin itches...you may be taking showers that are too warm. Or the detergent is too harsh. Take shorter, warm showers with moisturizing soap like Olay or Dove. Change to plain detergent and fragrance free. Use a non-allergenic moisturizer.

If all else fails, see a dermatologist.

The heartbreak of anal itch in the supermarket

Haunted Doo-Doo 🕳

Probably a parasite has lodged under the skin and had babies. That itching is the young ones wiggling around trying to break free of the stinky skin prison.

Did you recently shave your pits? Hair growing back is often itchy

It could be genetic. My sister's cousin's family all had itchy pits.

Musty with ingrown hairs and you need a hot shower. With soap!

My neighbor is constantly scratching her big tits.

You masturbate too much, OP.

So basically I worked in a place that was humid and I got intchy armpits and my Dr. told me it's not uncommon to get a typical body fungus in places like the armpit, not just feet and crotch. It was something I had no idea about, but it made sense. He prescribed a good anti-fungal cream and it went away. But I think the OP also went away. Has he answered?

*itchy