Jersey Shore’s Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino owes $2.3M in unpaid taxes 3 years after prison stint for tax evasion

What a bad Situation.

He's way past the point where he could peddle his ass for money, so that avenue is closed. Does he even have any marketable job skills?

The aging douchebro schtick ain't gonna cut it.

I mean he’s still making good money off that Family Vacation show. But him and his wife live life like they’re billionaires. So he’s fucked.

Side Note: I always found it odd that while his body was ripped, his face remained puffy & full. No matter how lean he was from the neck down, his face always looked bloated. They DID constantly guzzle booze on that show, so I'm putting the blame on that. Could it be genes?

Genetics play a role in everyone. Plus he was a big drinker and druggie

What a stupe!

[quote] him and his wife

[quote] "Genetics play a role in everyone."

Obviously.

[quote] "Plus he was a big drinker and druggie"

Also obvious.

So it was a combination of varying factors.

What a big dummy

And fug as well

Time for him to pimp NFTs and crypto! Oh, wait....

I seriously think he’s a closet bulimic..

He apparently has the third biggest penis of all the guys. Tall Chris and Vin being 1 and 2.

He needs to work out a deal with the IRS. How much of that is interest and penalties.

The IRS can declare some taxes "uncollectable".

He should get back into the fitness biz. He's cute and has personality.

He could mate with one of the Giudice girls and they could go live in the forest.

He’s married with a son now.

Their house (worth millions) is in her parents name, mortgage and all. Smart, so that the IRS can never take it away if they come to collect assets.

He needs to suffer more. Much more. A lot more. Homeless eating out dumpsters more.

I saw a guy who looked remarkably like him at the East Side Baths years ago. Big Italian sausage if you catch my drift.

For anyone capable of reading all ancient scriptures:

He owes zero because no payment is due usurers.

R4, coke bloat

Are we sure that's not Peyton Manning in the pic @OP?

Thumb-heads/faces. *shudders*

Mr. Sorrentino is in good company, and that includes the Osbournes.

"The Situation's" situation while dire isn't terrible, many have owed far more.

IRS will work with people to pay off liens and back taxes, it's just fact that longer things go on interest and penalties continue to rack up.

Certainly not a situation I would want to be in.

Is this the one who was going to come out as gay years ago?

Almost every Italian I’ve known was terrible with money and lived way beyond their means.

Friend just got finished paying off back taxes, but not of his own doing.

IRS took each of his tax overpayments (refunds) that came from covid unemployment (those two years or so of free money).

Bitch is moaning about how "fucking IRS" messed with his money and he had plans for that nearly $3k they took. I'm like "you do realize they did you a favor, now your back taxes are paid..." But no he'd rather have stuck with a payment plan of $24 per month for god knows how many years to pay things off.

Only bright spot (if there is one) in owing back taxes and or liens is eventually things become stale debt and cannot be collected. This takes years IIRC, and IRS can file again to restart. This and or when clock is near running out up their enforcement actions if payments are not coming in as agreed.

Pig faced wop

Why would you marry or have kids with someone in so much debt?

I'd do him.

Wait, Survivor's Richard Hatch had to go to prison and still had to pay the taxes? Same with Wesley Snipes?

......

R30 yes. You still have to pay lmao

I find it incredible that he ever made enough money to OWE that much money to the IRS.

r33. A proper accounting firm would've made it look like he doesn't owe the IRS anything, because of his many tax-deductible business expenses. Once the IRS puts up an estimate of your income, and you don't bother to counter with your collected receipts of business expenses, you're fucked.

R33 he made $8 million in 2010 alone.

I think he’s a closet case and I know he looks like Richard Nixon

I don’t think he’s a closet case. I think he’s a POS though

HUGE PENIS!

I always found him strangely sexy. Not just the body,I like his face too. Apparently hes as stupid as he appeared on the show. I thought it was put on,but nope.

Looks like he's storing nuts in his cheeks for the winter.

He's pretty buff, muscular, and strong looking. I'd pay his tax bill if I had the money.