Creepy Trick Invaded My Kitchen

Maybe he was looking for a bottle of water, you fucking asshole

He wanted to see if you stored bananas in the refrigerator.

He was probably checking to see whether you have a colander, having already suspected that you were the type of person who drains his pasta, a real deal-breaker for him.

Do you stock turkey meatballs in your home?

-999/10

Creepy as imaginary.

Inviting strange men into your home! You're lucky you didn't wake up dead.

[quote]I got up in panic and guided him to the door.

Always guide them to the door.

Always direct them to the elevator or the stairs or the trick of buzzing open the lobby door, or otherwise guide them out of your place back onto the public street or roadway.

Never assume that they will find their way out safely and simply. Some need a firm guiding hand against wrong turns.

[quote]Maybe he was looking for a bottle of water, you fucking asshole

HE COULD HAVE ASKED FOR THAT!!

You've been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer but still brought this "creepy" trick back to your home? Sounds like you like to live dangerously. Good luck!

He'll be back. Can I have your stuff?

[quote]He was like "I was just checking something."

Does he work for the gas company? Maybe he suspected a gas leak.

He was checking for a back way in and to see where you kept your knives, OP. Be afraid. Be very afraid. He will be back for you soon.

Oh OP, lighten up.

He probably lives in a similar apartment and was just curious what you did with the kitchen.

He was looking to see if you hid your HIV medications in the kitchen.

He wanted to see if you're a Duke's or Hellmann's guy.

OP is now being digested in that black trick's intestines. Way to go, OP.

OP You are a cunt, I just needed to borrow a lil sugar.

Your trick was probably DL's Greg. He just loves checking out everybody's kitchens.

OP is an insane Katorexia/BRF stan. Too bad the “creepy trick” didn’t decapitate you and put your big ugly head in the freezer.

R19 is John Wayne Gacy

Maybe the trick was planning a surprise breakfast as a prelude to a long-term relationship?

OP is a unnecessary carbon footprint.

[quote] I tell him he can't stay. I just want to sleep.

You didn't tell him that before anything happened? Shame, shame.

He just wanted a couple of eggs for the morning. Have you seen the prices of those things lately?

He was stupid to pork Miss OP for free!

You're just jealous, Erna, that I got porked and you didn't.

He was looking for some whiskey to disinfect his mouth.

WHORE!

He didn't tell you at the time, OP, but he left something in your kitchen. Intentionally. All will be clear in time.

OP, your trick was looking for the trash can to see what you ate that made your breath so horrible.

At least you got a satisfying fuck out of it.

He was checking for the double sink to see if you really are observant, like your Gay-J-Date profile said.

BECAUSE HE SAW THE CROSS ON THE WALL.

Your mother's basement has a kitchen?

How progressive.

He WAS looking for a knife.

But it was to harm himself because of how low he had fallen with his sex partners.

He wanted to see if the cracked linoleum matched the broken Venetian blinds.

It WAS Jess Goldblum.

He's always voracious after pity sex.

He was going to organize your disorganized spice drawer. What a sweetheart. Your loss, OP!

He was hoping that smell was coming from a cat box in the kitchen.

He wanted to see if you had a triple-wide refrigerator because he had never seen someone so fat.

Any OP referring to the E word needs to have his gape sewn shut.

I'm certainly not surprised that people talk about others like this, but it's always really dispiriting.

OP, you're a terrible person.

He made a wax impression of your key you left in the kitchen.

He was following up on a hunch that you had corn in your refrigerator.

No R43, he was looking for RASSSHHBERRIES!

It's completely obvious that all he wanted was a post coitus sandwich, and your rude ass was too ungrateful to offer him one!

Back in my whoring days, I always saw the trick out [italic]to the street,[/italic] not just to the door of my apartment. I'd do it in a friendly way and make an excuse, like I needed to get something from my car or check the mail box, whatever. Never any incidents. If the guy turned into a repeat and then a regular, you get to know them a little and develop trust. At the very least, if they're coming back, they want it to keep going too, so you can trust that they're not going abuse your trust by doing stupid shit when they leave. But a trick? Someone you just (barely) met? No way, that's just stupid.

I can't imagine just lounging in bed expecting them to see themselves out. It's reckless to let a stranger wander your home even for a second. Besides theft, they could be casing your house for a future break-in. In an apartment building they could do all sorts of bad shit all caught on camera and traced back to you bringing them in and then letting them run loose.

I also always set the expectation that our engagement would be brief and temporary. You can communicate this in advance. It requires social skills and a working vocabulary, though.

Don't do dumb shit just for dick, and don't let it cloud your judgment in the afterglow, either. Have a plan and stick to it.

Hasn’t DL taught you yet that when you have hobosexual relations, you offer the trick a juice box?

Poor hobo had to get his own. This is on you OP, do better next time.